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• Nematodes: Walking, walking, walking, walking.
• Nematode #1: Hungry!
• Nematodes: Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry. [all eat some coral]
• Nematode #1: Still hungry!
• Nematodes: still hungry, still hungry, still hungry, still hungry. [eat a car that drives by]
• Fred: Aww, dang nematodes!
• Nematode #1: Thirsty!
• Nematodes: Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty. [all bounce to SpongeBobs house and take out straws. Then start drinking up the pineapple house. SpongeBob and Gary are still sleeping as everything begins to shrink inside, even Garys bowl]
• Gary: Meow. [SpongeBobs bed begins to shrink as he wakes up]
• SpongeBob: Hooray, Gary! Were finally huge!
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: Huh? Wait a minute! Oh no! [squeezes through the doors as he tries to get to the phone. Gary gets stuck in a door.] Shell phone! I know, Ill call Squidward. Hell know what to do!
• Squidward: [answers phone] Hello?
• SpongeBob: Squidward!
• Squidward: Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
• SpongeBob: [as he talks to Squidward, his voice gets higher and higher until the phone completely disappears] Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller...oh no!
• Squidward: Yep, it is. [Patrick comes out from his rock]
• Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squids day? [falls off rock onto his furniture then jumps out with a tuxedo on] Hey, SpongeBob, don’t start without me!
• Neamatodes: [Burp, then leave]
• SpongeBob: Ohh...nematodes. [sees a seed on the ground] The only thing left of my house is this little pebble.
• Squidward: Whats going on here?
• SpongeBob: Ive got bad news, guys! Look at what happened to my house! Its gone! Its all gone. What am I going to do? Where am I going to live?
• Squidward: [excited] Yeah...
• Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, your house is gone!
• Squidward: Well, what can I say? [begins to shake SpongeBobs hand] Its been great knowing you, SpongeBob. Good luck, somewhere else. [starts to walk back into his Easter Island head] Im gonna miss you. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. [party favors fly out Squidwards windows as he parties] Boo-hoo! [starts to laugh]
• Patrick: Squids taking it real hard. So what are you gonna do now?
• Squidward: No!
• SpongeBob: I guess Ill have to move back with my mom and dad. [shown a picture of SpongeBobs parents smiling]
• Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you dont. [shown picture of SpongeBobs parents frowning] We can build you a new house!
• SpongeBob: We cant build a house!
• Patrick: Well, sure, its easy! I built my house all by myself! [antenna on Patricks rock falls off]
• SpongeBob: Alright, Patrick, lets get to work! [zoom in on SpongeBob and Patrick as construction workers. Patrick tries to hit a nail into a board but hits his hand instead. SpongeBob takes two buckets of paint, one red and one green. He pours the red paint on his back side and pours the green paint on his front side. He puts one side on a fence so that the paint gets on it, and then he does other side the same way. He does this twice. As he tightens a loose bolt, the screen turns every time SpongeBob tightens the bolt sending Patrick flying upside down then back into the ground. SpongeBob is nailing pieces of wooden boards together and a piece falls off and land on Patricks fingers. Then Patrick moves his board under the next board that falls off and that board falls on his fingers. This happens several times. Next, shown SpongeBobs finished house and Patrick gives a big thumbs up with bandages wrapped around his thumb]
• Patrick: Were done!
• SpongeBob: Yeah! So what do you think?
• Patrick: I wish I lived there.
• SpongeBob: Really?
• Patrick: No. [SpongeBob puts the pineapple on his head]
• SpongeBob: One bedroom. [nose flips through the door and pineapple breaks into pieces]
• Patrick: Tartar sauce.
• SpongeBob: Well, looks like weve got to move back with mom and pop.
• Patrick: Well, you cant move back in with your parents! When my parents kicked me out of the house, I never went back. Wait! You and Gary can come stay with me!
• SpongeBob: Thatd be great!
• Patrick: Yeah! Well be rockmates! [SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping under Patricks rock] Good night, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: Good night, rockmate.
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: Good night, Gary. [SpongeBob goes to sleep but then is awaken to Patricks snoring] Oh...what the...? [Gary hides in his shell from the noises of Patricks snoring and SpongeBob puts in a cork in the sides of his head and goes back to sleep. The wind blows and Patrick pulls the rock closer to him and SpongeBob pulls it back. This goes back and forth until Patrick keeps the rock closer to him. SpongeBob gets cold so he covers himself with the sand on the ground and goes to sleep. Patricks drooling makes its way over to SpongeBob. As SpongeBob snores, he absorbs the drool coming from Patrick and becomes a fat sponge. He walks over to Patrick and then removes the corks down-sizing him to a normal sponge. Then he takes out a bigger cork and puts it in Patricks mouth and goes back to sleep. Patrick spits out the cork]
• Patrick: Spiders! Spiders! Spiders! [lifts rock and starts hitting SpongeBob with it until he goes back to sleep.]
• SpongeBob: No, Patrick, no, Patrick, no, Patrick, no, Patrick! [walks away from the rock a few feet and goes back to sleep.]
• Patrick: SPIDERS!!! [picks up the rock, runs over to where SpongeBob is, and smashes SpongeBob repeatedly with the rock.]
• SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [Patrick goes back to sleep. SpongeBob walks over to Squidwards house where Squidward is sleeping]
• SpongeBob: [tapping Squidwards nose as he whispers] Squidward? Squidward?
• Squidward: H-h-huh?
• SpongeBob: Squidward?
• Squidward: Huh? Wha-what?
• SpongeBob: Squidward, could we stay here a couple of days or a month or two?
• Squidward: Yeah, yeah, wha-wha-whatever.
• SpongeBob: Thanks. Thanks Squidward. [gets in bed with Squidward] Squidward, could you scoot over a little?
• Squidward: Hmm, yeah, sure. [scoots over to the side]
• SpongeBob: While youre at it, could you get me a glass of water?
• Squidward: Ok. Hmmm, yeah, sure. [he walks off to get some water for SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: Yeah, this is a real swell place you got here. [Squidward hands SpongeBob the glass of water] Thanks, buddy.
• Squidward: Y-youre welcome. [SpongeBob drinks the water]
• SpongeBob: Yeah, I like sleepovers.
• Squidward: Yeah. Me, too.
• SpongeBob: Yep, this is great. Good night, Squidward.
• Squidward: [yawns] Good night, SpongeBob. [Squidward opens his eyes to realize SpongeBob is in his bed. Squidward shoves SpongeBob out the door] Good night, SpongeBob. [the next day, Squidward opens his eyes excitedly] T-t-t-todays the big day, Squidward! Dont wanna be late! [gets dressed and heads outside] Gotta hurry! Hold it! Hold everything! [SpongeBob, with suitcases, and Patrick are standing outside waiting for SpongeBobs parents to arrive] I do not want to miss this. The day SpongeBob moves! I can’t believe it’s really happening.
• SpongeBob: Dont worry, Squidward. Ill come visit you.
• Squidward: Dont try to cheer me up, SpongeBob. Please.
• SpongeBob: Here come my parents. [Patrick beings to cry and the car horn sounds]
• Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob! Hi, honey, were here!
• Mr. SquarePants: Come on, SpongeBob, hurry hurry, son, your mother has dinner waiting.
• SpongeBob: Hi, mom.
• Squidward: Hello, Mrs. SquarePants! Let me help you with these bags.
• SpongeBob: Just give me a minute. [walks back to where his house used to be] I cannot hold onto you any longer, little pebble. [buries it into the ground] You hold too many memories. [a tear falls from his nose and into the ground where the seed absorbs it and then glows. Then SpongeBob shakes Squidwards hand] Well, Squidward, this is good-bye. [walks away]
• Squidward: Good-bye, SpongeBob, good-bye.[dances] Good-bye, SpongeBob. Bye-bye-bye. Good-bye, SpongeBob. Ha-ha. Good-bye, good-bye.
• SpongeBob: Good-bye, Patrick. Good-bye, Bikini Bottom. [Patrick hangs onto the back of the boat still crying]
• Squidward: [still dancing] SpongeBob is leaving. Hes leaving, hes leaving. [the seed grows some roots] SpongeBob is leaving, hes leaving... [seed grows a vine and comes out of the ground and drops a pineapple where SpongeBobs old house used to be on top of Squidward. The vine then goes back into the ground]
• SpongeBob: My house is back! [SpongeBob, his parents, and Patrick all excitedly go back into the pineapple] Aww, Squidward, isnt this great? Im back forever!
• Squidward: [muffled] Forever?