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Hide and Then What Happens? (transcript)

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Hide and Then What Happens?
Season №: 7
Episode №: 147a
Airdate: August 9, 2010
Previous: "Earworm"
Next: "Shellback Shenanigans"
List of episode transcripts

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Hide and Then What Happens?" from season seven, which aired on August 9, 2010.

  • SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick!
  • Patrick: Hi, uhh...
  • SpongeBob: SpongeBob.
  • Patrick: SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!
  • Patrick: Yeah?
  • SpongeBob: You wanna play hide-and-seek?
  • Patrick: Yeah!
  • SpongeBob: Okay! I figure that that spot over there by those rocks is a good place to-
  • Patrick: SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah...?
  • Patrick: Do I have to know what hide-and-seek is in order to play it?
  • SpongeBob: [Laughing] C'mon, Patrick, Quit fooling around! We've played hide-and-seek dozens of times!
  • Patrick: Dozens?
  • SpongeBob: Thousands!
  • Patrick: Thousands?!
  • SpongeBob: Well I don't know for sure how many I...
  • Patrick: Gosh!
  • SpongeBob: Gosh what?
  • Patrick: I didn't know hide-and-seek had so much mathematics.
  • [Bubble transition changes the scene]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's simple. [stands behind a rock] A person stands behind a rock, like this. Then they cover their eyes. [uncovers on of his eyes] And count while the other person runs and hides!
  • Patrick: Hey, you're peeking!
  • SpongeBob: I thought you said you didn't know how to play.
  • Patrick: Play what?
  • SpongeBob: Hide 'n seek!
  • Patrick: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I do! I do know how to play!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, good!
  • Patrick: I- I just have one tiny question.
  • SpongeBob: What's that?
  • Patrick: What's hide 'n seek? [Bubble transition change the scene]
  • SpongeBob: [socks on his hands] Ya think you're getting it now, Patrick? Did you find the sock puppet demonstration to be useful?
  • Patrick: Hide 'n seek a game played by two or more players in which one player chosen a random count allowed to a pre-determined number while the remain players hide. Upon reaching said number, the counting player'll know unforced now to search for the other players. [SpongeBob takes his socks off his hands and on his feet] The search continues until all players are located and a winner is determined.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, you really are getting it!
  • Patrick: Hide 'n seek sure sounds fun, I just wish I could play! [cries]
  • SpongeBob: Oh Patrick come on of course we can play!
  • Patrick: Oh no! I can't! [keeps on crying]
  • SpongeBob: Why can't you?
  • Patrick: Because... I don't have any socks! [continues crying]
  • SpongeBob: No Patrick, forget about the socks.
  • Patrick: What socks?
  • SpongeBob: Never mind, just start counting.
  • Patrick: [Covering his eyes] One, two, three... [continues counting]
  • SpongeBob: That's perfect! Now I'm gonna run and hide.
  • Patrick: Seven, Eight...
  • SpongeBob: Now I'm all over, where am I gonna hide? [Looks to the right, then the left] hmmm [Lifts his finger up then puts his finger in his mouth and sticks out his tounge before licking his finger and puts the finger in and out] That's definatley one idea.
  • Patrick: Seventy-eight, seventy-nine, one hundred! FOUR! A-ha! I found you. I win I win I win! In your face [Pokes SpongeBob in the face] I must be the best hide and seek player ever!
  • SpongeBob: All right, it's my turn to count. You know what you're supposed to do right?
  • Patrick: OF COURSE! I'm the best hide and seek player ever aren't I?
  • SpongeBob: Right. Here I go. One, two, three, four, five, six,seven,eight...
  • Patrick: [in thought] Do you hear that? No what is that? Oh, it's SpongeBob. Why is he counting? I guess I'll just go home, maybe or later he'll want to play a game or something.
  • SpongeBob: Twenty-two,twenty-three,twenty-four,twenty-five,twenty-six,twenty-seven,twenty-eight,twenty-nine,thirty... Patrick lifts up his rock and jumps in] Ninty-nine, one hundred. Now where is he hiding? [Looks at Patrick's rock] No way too obvious. [Walks away, little realizing that Patrick was taking out his trash] Come out, come out wherever you are! [Looks behind kelp and through a rock, but the rock is upside down a flower springs behind him] Patrick! [See Patricks head] Patrick! [Lifts his head up but it is brain coral] This is gonna be harder than I thought.
  • Squidward: La da dee La da dum La da doo [Reaches for his keys]
  • SpongeBob: Squidward! [Squidward is rumaging now] SQUIDWARRRD! [Squidward is flicking] SQUIIIDWARRRD.
  • Squidward: No! [Flicks through carrots]
  • SpongeBob: SSSQUIIIDWARRRD! [Squidward trys to get in the house but the key snaps meaning he is stuck with SpongeBob. Screams]
  • SpongeBob: Squidward,
  • Squidward: WHAT!!!
  • SpongeBob: I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick and I was wondering if I could search for him in your house.
  • Squidward: No.
  • SpongeBob: OK see ya bye.
  • Mr. Krabs: Pattys kr [Bangs into a letter] What the... [An a falls near him] TIME FOR THE SHELTER! This taken sooner than I thought.
  • SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr.Krabs: Oh how do they know my name?
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs up here!
  • Mr. krabs: SpongeBob? What are you doing?
  • SpongeBob I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick. I thought I'd look for him on this sign.
  • Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob! THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry Mr.Krabs, I'll clean it up.
  • Mr.Krabs: It's not that! It's just that you have'nt paid the fee.
  • SpongeBob: The fee?
  • Mr.Krabs: Yeah you know. The Krusty krab hide and go seekers fee. For playing hide and seek on Krusty Krab premises.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, that one. I almost forgot. [Throws coins into Mr.krab's chest]
  • Mr. Krabs: OK! Good luck finding him!
  • SpongeBob: Thanks Mr.krabs! Darn it! [cut scene to boating school and the bell rings. SpongeBob is looking under boats]
  • Mrs. Puff: Where could that awful noise be coming from? It's been going on for hours now. SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Hi Mrs. Puff.
  • Mrs. Puff: What are you doing? My class can hardly hear me teach.
  • SpongeBob: I'm trying to lift this boat. I think Patrick's hiding underneath it.
  • Mrs. Puff: Why would he be doing that?
  • SpongeBob: Because we're playing hide and seek. Wanna play?
  • Mrs. Puff: Me? Why no I I could'nt
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure?
  • Mrs.Puff: Yes.
  • SpongeBob Are you sure you're sure?
  • Mrs.puff: Yes
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
  • Mrs.puff: Yes I'm sure.
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure...
  • Mrs.puff: Naturally SpongeBob, I will play. [lifts up the boat, throws it and makes a fire]
  • SpongeBob: Nope he's not under there. Thanks for checking under your car Mrs.puff.
  • Sandy: Yes [SpongeBob rushes through the door] SpongeBob? What are you doing with that magnifying glass?
  • SpongeBob: Looking for Patrick. I've been seeking and seeking all day but I can't find him.
  • Sandy: Oh, that's terrible news.
  • SpongeBob: I know.
  • Sandy: Come on. You ain't gonna find him with that drab little thing. I've got something better. [pushes a button and a submarine comes up]
  • SpongeBob: Wow. Are you sure it's OK for me to use this?
  • Sandy: I keep this thing here for emergencies. This is an emergancy. Right SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yes. Yes absolutely. [climbs into the submarine] Thanks again Sandy
  • Sandy: Be careful! [Hole breaks in treedome. SpongeBob searches everywhere. Cut scene to map of Bikini Bottom.
  • SpongeBob: Darn it. "Welcome to the end of the world, cafe and gift shop". [Walks in]
  • Waiter: May I help you son?
  • SpongeBob: I'm looking for my friend Patrick.
  • Waiter: You mean a big mouthish fellow with a pointy head?
  • SpongeBob: Exactly.
  • Waiter: I have not seen him.
  • SpongeBob: Oh. Oh well thanks anyway.
  • Waiter: Wait! Is he pink?
  • SpongeBob: yeah
  • Waiter: Well in that case, he's sitting right over there.
  • SpongeBob: I can't believe it! Patrick it really is you.
  • Patrick not-star: My name is Patrick. Patrick not-star.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick not-star? Oh no! You aren't the one I'm seeking! Now i'll never find Patrick! He wins at hide and seek! He wins. He wins.
  • Patrick Not-Star: So he wins. What's so bad about that?
  • SpongeBob: Well if he wins I lose.
  • Patrick Not-Star: Did you have fun playing?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah
  • Patrick Not-Star: Well then it's OK to lose as long as you have fun doing it.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, you're right! Thanks Patrick not-star.
  • Patrick Not-Star: Just one more thing.
  • SpongeBob: What's that?
  • Patrick Not-Star: Do you have $1 I can borrow?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick! You were under there the whole time?
  • Patrick: Underwear.
  • SpongeBob: I was just leaving this note for you.
  • Patrick: "Dear Patrick: I could'nt find you so you win. But that's OK because I still had fun playing. You are truly the greatest hide and seek player in the whole world. Love SpongeBob. Thanks SpongeBob. That really means a lot."
  • SpongeBob: Patrick I would'nt say it if I did'nt mean it.
  • Patrick: I still have one question.
  • SpongeBob: Ask away.
  • Patrick: What's hide and seek?

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