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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for about 30 seconds, blinking occasionally]''}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Patrick|Hide and seek: a game played by two or more players in which one player chosen at random counts aloud to a pre-determined number while the remaining players hide. Upon reaching said number, the counting player now embarks on a search for the other players. ''[SpongeBob takes his socks off his hands and puts them back on his feet]'' The search continues until all players are located and a winner is determined.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick, come on. Of course we can play!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, forget about the socks.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|What socks?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Never mind, just start counting.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[Covering his eyes]'' One, two, three... ''[continues counting]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|That's perfect! Now I'm gonna run and hide.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Seven, eight...}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Now I'm all over, where am I gonna hide? ''[Looks to the right, then the left]'' Hmmm. ''[Lifts his finger up then puts his finger in his mouth and sticks out his tongue before licking his finger and puts the finger in and out]'' That's definitely one idea.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Seventy-eight, seventy-nine, a hundred! FOUR! A-ha! I found you. I win, I win, I win! In your face ''[Pokes SpongeBob in the face]'' I must be the best hide and seek player ever!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|All right, it's my turn to count. You know what you're supposed to do right?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|OF COURSE! I'm the best hide and seek player ever aren't I?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Right. Here I go. ''[covers eyes]'' One, two, three, four, five, six,seven, eight...}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[thinking]'' Do you hear that? No what is that? Oh, it's SpongeBob. Why is he counting? I guess I'll just go home, maybe or later he'll want to play a game or something.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty... ''[Patrick lifts up his rock and jumps in]'' Ninety-nine, ''[uncovers eyes]'' a hundred! Now where is he hiding? ''[Looks at Patrick's rock]'' Nah, way too obvious. ''[Walks away, little realizing that Patrick was taking out his trash]'' Come out, come out wherever you are! ''[Looks behind kelp and through a rock, but the rock is upside down a flower springs behind him]'' Patrick! ''[Sees something that looks like Patrick's head, sticking out of the ground]'' Patrick! ''[Lifts his head up but it is brain coral]'' This is gonna be harder than I thought.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|La da dee, la da dum, la da doo... ''[Reaches for his keys]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! ''[Squidward is rummaging now]'' SQUIDWARRRD! ''[Squidward is flicking]'' SQUIIIDWARRRD!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|No! ''[Flicks through carrots]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|SQUIDWAAARRRD! ''[Squidward tries to get in the house but the key snaps meaning he is stuck with SpongeBob. Screams]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|WHAT?!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick and I was wondering if I could search for him in your house.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|No.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|OK. See ya, bye.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Patty's kr ''[Bangs into a letter]'' What the... ''[An a falls near him]'' TIME FOR THE SHELTER! Doomsday came sooner than I thought.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey Mr. Krabs!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh how do they know my name?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs up here!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob? What are you doing?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick. I thought I'd look for him on this sign.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Mr. Krabs, I'll clean it up.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's not that! It's just that you haven't paid the fee.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|The fee?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah you know. The Krusty Krab Hide and Go Seekers' Fee. For playing hide and seek on Krusty Krab premises.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that one. I almost forgot. ''[Throws coins into Mr. Krab's chest]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|OK! Good luck finding him!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks Mr. Krabs! Darn it! ''[cut scene to boating school and the bell rings. SpongeBob is looking under boats]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Where could that awful noise be coming from? It's been going on for hours now. SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi Mrs. Puff.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|What are you doing? My class can hardly hear me teach.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm trying to lift this boat. I think Patrick's hiding underneath it.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why would he be doing that?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Because we're playing hide and seek. Wanna play?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Me? Why no I I couldn't}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs.Puff|Yes.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob Are you sure you're sure?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs.puff|Yes}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're sure you're sure?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs.puff|Yes I'm sure.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you're sure...}} |
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+ | {{L|Mrs.puff|Naturally SpongeBob, I will play. ''[lifts up the boat, throws it and makes a fire]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Nope he's not under there. Thanks for checking under your car Mrs.puff.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Yes ''[SpongeBob rushes through the door]'' SpongeBob? What are you doing with that magnifying glass?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Looking for Patrick. I've been seeking and seeking all day but I can't find him.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Oh, that's terrible news.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I know.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Come on. You ain't gonna find him with that drab little thing. I've got something better. ''[pushes a button and a submarine comes up]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. Are you sure it's OK for me to use this?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|I keep this thing here for emergencies. This is an emergency. Right SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes. Yes absolutely. ''[climbs into the submarine]'' Thanks again Sandy}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Be careful! ''[Hole breaks in treedome. SpongeBob searches everywhere. Cut scene to map of Bikini Bottom.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Darn it. "Welcome to the end of the world, cafe and gift shop". ''[Walks in]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Waiter|May I help you son?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm looking for my friend Patrick.}} |
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+ | {{L|Waiter|You mean a big mouthish fellow with a pointy head?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Exactly.}} |
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+ | {{L|Waiter|I have not seen him.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh. Oh well thanks anyway.}} |
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+ | {{L|Waiter|Wait! Is he pink?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|yeah}} |
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+ | {{L|Waiter|Well in that case, he's sitting right over there.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't believe it! Patrick it really is you.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick not-star|My name is Patrick. Patrick not-star.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick not-star? Oh no! You aren't the one I'm seeking! Now i'll never find Patrick! He wins at hide and seek! He wins. He wins.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick Not-Star|So he wins. What's so bad about that?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well if he wins I lose.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick Not-Star|Did you have fun playing?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick Not-Star|Well then it's OK to lose as long as you have fun doing it.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, you're right! Thanks Patrick not-star.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick Not-Star|Just one more thing.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What's that?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick Not-Star|Do you have $1 I can borrow?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! You were under there the whole time?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Underwear.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I was just leaving this note for you.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|"Dear Patrick: I couldn't find you so you win. But that's OK because I still had fun playing. You are truly the greatest hide and seek player in the whole world. Love SpongeBob. Thanks SpongeBob. That really means a lot."}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I still have one question.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ask away.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|What's hide and seek?}} |
Revision as of 05:31, 29 November 2015
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- SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick!
- Patrick: Hi, uhh...
- SpongeBob: SpongeBob.
- Patrick: SpongeBob!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick stare at each other for about 30 seconds, blinking occasionally]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!
- Patrick: Yeah?
- SpongeBob: You wanna play hide-and-seek?
- Patrick: Yeah!
- SpongeBob: Okay! I figure that that spot over there by those rocks is a good place to-
- Patrick: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yeah...?
- Patrick: Do I have to know what hide-and-seek is in order to play it?
- SpongeBob: [Laughing] C'mon, Patrick, Quit fooling around! We've played hide-and-seek dozens of times!
- Patrick: Dozens?
- SpongeBob: Thousands!
- Patrick: Thousands?!
- SpongeBob: Well I don't know for sure how many I...
- Patrick: Gosh!
- SpongeBob: Gosh what?
- Patrick: I didn't know hide-and-seek had so much mathematics.
- [Bubble transition changes the scene]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, it's simple. [stands behind a rock] A person stands behind a rock, like this. [covers his eyes] Then they cover their eyes. [uncovers one of his eyes] And count while the other person runs and hides!
- Patrick: Hey, you're peeking!
- SpongeBob: I thought you said you didn't know how to play.
- Patrick: Play what?
- SpongeBob: Hide 'n seek!
- Patrick: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I do! I do know how to play!
- SpongeBob: Oh, good!
- Patrick: I- I just have one tiny question.
- SpongeBob: What's that?
- Patrick: What's hide 'n seek? [Bubble transition changes the scene]
- SpongeBob: [with socks on his hands] You think you're getting it now, Patrick? Did you find the sock puppet demonstration to be useful?
- Patrick: Hide and seek: a game played by two or more players in which one player chosen at random counts aloud to a pre-determined number while the remaining players hide. Upon reaching said number, the counting player now embarks on a search for the other players. [SpongeBob takes his socks off his hands and puts them back on his feet] The search continues until all players are located and a winner is determined.
- SpongeBob: Hey, you really are getting it!
- Patrick: Hide 'n seek sure sounds fun, I just wish I could play! [cries]
- SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick, come on. Of course we can play!
- Patrick: Oh no! I can't! [keeps on crying]
- SpongeBob: Why can't you?
- Patrick: Because... I don't have any socks! [continues crying]
- SpongeBob: No Patrick, forget about the socks.
- Patrick: What socks?
- SpongeBob: Never mind, just start counting.
- Patrick: [Covering his eyes] One, two, three... [continues counting]
- SpongeBob: That's perfect! Now I'm gonna run and hide.
- Patrick: Seven, eight...
- SpongeBob: Now I'm all over, where am I gonna hide? [Looks to the right, then the left] Hmmm. [Lifts his finger up then puts his finger in his mouth and sticks out his tongue before licking his finger and puts the finger in and out] That's definitely one idea.
- Patrick: Seventy-eight, seventy-nine, a hundred! FOUR! A-ha! I found you. I win, I win, I win! In your face [Pokes SpongeBob in the face] I must be the best hide and seek player ever!
- SpongeBob: All right, it's my turn to count. You know what you're supposed to do right?
- Patrick: OF COURSE! I'm the best hide and seek player ever aren't I?
- SpongeBob: Right. Here I go. [covers eyes] One, two, three, four, five, six,seven, eight...
- Patrick: [thinking] Do you hear that? No what is that? Oh, it's SpongeBob. Why is he counting? I guess I'll just go home, maybe or later he'll want to play a game or something.
- SpongeBob: Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty... [Patrick lifts up his rock and jumps in] Ninety-nine, [uncovers eyes] a hundred! Now where is he hiding? [Looks at Patrick's rock] Nah, way too obvious. [Walks away, little realizing that Patrick was taking out his trash] Come out, come out wherever you are! [Looks behind kelp and through a rock, but the rock is upside down a flower springs behind him] Patrick! [Sees something that looks like Patrick's head, sticking out of the ground] Patrick! [Lifts his head up but it is brain coral] This is gonna be harder than I thought.
- Squidward: La da dee, la da dum, la da doo... [Reaches for his keys]
- SpongeBob: Squidward! [Squidward is rummaging now] SQUIDWARRRD! [Squidward is flicking] SQUIIIDWARRRD!
- Squidward: No! [Flicks through carrots]
- SpongeBob: SQUIDWAAARRRD! [Squidward tries to get in the house but the key snaps meaning he is stuck with SpongeBob. Screams]
- SpongeBob: Squidward,
- Squidward: WHAT?!
- SpongeBob: I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick and I was wondering if I could search for him in your house.
- Squidward: No.
- SpongeBob: OK. See ya, bye.
- Mr. Krabs: Patty's kr [Bangs into a letter] What the... [An a falls near him] TIME FOR THE SHELTER! Doomsday came sooner than I thought.
- SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Oh how do they know my name?
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs up here!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? What are you doing?
- SpongeBob I'm playing hide and seek with Patrick. I thought I'd look for him on this sign.
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!
- SpongeBob: Don't worry Mr. Krabs, I'll clean it up.
- Mr. Krabs: It's not that! It's just that you haven't paid the fee.
- SpongeBob: The fee?
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah you know. The Krusty Krab Hide and Go Seekers' Fee. For playing hide and seek on Krusty Krab premises.
- SpongeBob: Oh, that one. I almost forgot. [Throws coins into Mr. Krab's chest]
- Mr. Krabs: OK! Good luck finding him!
- SpongeBob: Thanks Mr. Krabs! Darn it! [cut scene to boating school and the bell rings. SpongeBob is looking under boats]
- Mrs. Puff: Where could that awful noise be coming from? It's been going on for hours now. SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Hi Mrs. Puff.
- Mrs. Puff: What are you doing? My class can hardly hear me teach.
- SpongeBob: I'm trying to lift this boat. I think Patrick's hiding underneath it.
- Mrs. Puff: Why would he be doing that?
- SpongeBob: Because we're playing hide and seek. Wanna play?
- Mrs. Puff: Me? Why no I I couldn't
- SpongeBob: Are you sure?
- Mrs.Puff: Yes.
- SpongeBob Are you sure you're sure?
- Mrs.puff: Yes
- SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
- Mrs.puff: Yes I'm sure.
- SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure you're sure you're sure?
- Mrs. Puff: Yes
- SpongeBob: Are you sure you're sure...
- Mrs.puff: Naturally SpongeBob, I will play. [lifts up the boat, throws it and makes a fire]
- SpongeBob: Nope he's not under there. Thanks for checking under your car Mrs.puff.
- Sandy: Yes [SpongeBob rushes through the door] SpongeBob? What are you doing with that magnifying glass?
- SpongeBob: Looking for Patrick. I've been seeking and seeking all day but I can't find him.
- Sandy: Oh, that's terrible news.
- SpongeBob: I know.
- Sandy: Come on. You ain't gonna find him with that drab little thing. I've got something better. [pushes a button and a submarine comes up]
- SpongeBob: Wow. Are you sure it's OK for me to use this?
- Sandy: I keep this thing here for emergencies. This is an emergency. Right SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yes. Yes absolutely. [climbs into the submarine] Thanks again Sandy
- Sandy: Be careful! [Hole breaks in treedome. SpongeBob searches everywhere. Cut scene to map of Bikini Bottom.
- SpongeBob: Darn it. "Welcome to the end of the world, cafe and gift shop". [Walks in]
- Waiter: May I help you son?
- SpongeBob: I'm looking for my friend Patrick.
- Waiter: You mean a big mouthish fellow with a pointy head?
- SpongeBob: Exactly.
- Waiter: I have not seen him.
- SpongeBob: Oh. Oh well thanks anyway.
- Waiter: Wait! Is he pink?
- SpongeBob: yeah
- Waiter: Well in that case, he's sitting right over there.
- SpongeBob: I can't believe it! Patrick it really is you.
- Patrick not-star: My name is Patrick. Patrick not-star.
- SpongeBob: Patrick not-star? Oh no! You aren't the one I'm seeking! Now i'll never find Patrick! He wins at hide and seek! He wins. He wins.
- Patrick Not-Star: So he wins. What's so bad about that?
- SpongeBob: Well if he wins I lose.
- Patrick Not-Star: Did you have fun playing?
- SpongeBob: Yeah
- Patrick Not-Star: Well then it's OK to lose as long as you have fun doing it.
- SpongeBob: Hey, you're right! Thanks Patrick not-star.
- Patrick Not-Star: Just one more thing.
- SpongeBob: What's that?
- Patrick Not-Star: Do you have $1 I can borrow?
- SpongeBob: Patrick! You were under there the whole time?
- Patrick: Underwear.
- SpongeBob: I was just leaving this note for you.
- Patrick: "Dear Patrick: I couldn't find you so you win. But that's OK because I still had fun playing. You are truly the greatest hide and seek player in the whole world. Love SpongeBob. Thanks SpongeBob. That really means a lot."
- SpongeBob: Patrick I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.
- Patrick: I still have one question.
- SpongeBob: Ask away.
- Patrick: What's hide and seek?