This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The Great Patty Caper short "GumShoe SquarePants," which aired on March 8, 2011.
- Voices: GumShoe SquarePants!
- SpongeBob: [shows SpongeBob blowing on a pipe] The question still persists, why do they call me gumshoe? [He steps on a piece of gum and pulls it of his boot] Well maybe this is why! But where did it come from? [he looks through a magnifiying glass and breaks it with his eye] More importantly, can I exersise the five second rule? Hmmm, why not? [starts chewing on the piece of gum and steps on Plankton] What now?
- Plankton: Hey, watch where you're going you...
- SpongeBob: Plankton, huh? Wait! Now would they call me PlanktonShoe SquarePants? Well I like the ring of it. There's only one logical option. [wipes Plankton across the ground making him scream and sticks the piece of gum back on his shoe] Well that's one mystery solved, now it's on to the next. Where am I?
- Voices: GumShoe SquarePants!