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Gullible Pants
General
Season №:	6
Episode №:	119a
U.S. viewers (millions):	3.00
Airdate:	June 5, 2009
Chronology
Previous	"Komputer Overload"
Next	"Overbooked"

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Gullible Pants" from season 6, which aired on June 5, 2009.

• Mr. Krabs: [Mr. Krabs is in his office counting his money] Four hundred and fifty-one, four hundred and fifty-two, four hundred and fifty three, four hundred and fifty four, four hundred and fifty five, four hundred and fifty si- [hurts himself] Ow! No! [sucks claw] Ooh. [close up on Mr. Krabs' nail] I split me nail. Oh, that looks terrible. [dials number] Hello? It's an emergency! No, I haven't been biting them! [frusturated] No! Can you just schedule me in? [shocked] Now? A manicure right in the middle of the day? [whispers] But what if the guys see me? [stops whispering] Yes, I want my nails to look their best. Be right there. [takes secret underground passage to the front door and bumps into SpongeBob]

• SpongeBob: Ahoy, sir. Where are you going?

• Mr. Krabs: Uh. Heh heh. It's a-it's a secret.

• SpongeBob: [shocked] You have a secret?

• Mr. Krabs: Everybody has a secret, SpongeBob, and mine's gonna take 15 minutes. [looks at his nail] Maybe 20 if she can spruce up my cubicles. [notices SpongeBob is listening and puts his hands behind his back]

• SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir. And who will be "in charge" while you're gone.

• Mr. Krabs: Eh, [looks over at Squidward] well, not Squidward. [looks at a customer] No, no, him. [looks at another customer] Too lumpy. [looks at SpongeBob, who shines] Okay, okay, you're in charge.

• SpongeBob: What?

• Mr. Krabs: You're in charge for the next 15 minutes.

• SpongeBob: I'm...in charge?

• Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, why not? [SpongeBob starts shaking] You okay, boy?

• SpongeBob: [flies around, leaving a rainbow trail behind] Yahow! [lands and salutes] I won't let you down, sir.

• Mr. Krabs: What a sheesh. I'll be back in 15 minutes [Mr. Krabs leaves; Squidward is sleeping, and SpongeBob wakes him up]

• SpongeBob: Naptime's over, Squidward. Now what do you say we work real hard until Mr. Krabs comes back?

• Squidward: Krabs is gone?

• SpongeBob: Yep. And I'm in charge for the next 15 minutes.

• Squidward: Wow.

• SpongeBob: [giggles] Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal around here. I guess that's why Krabs put me in charge. [Close-up of Squidward not listening three times] Charge. Charge. [Squidward falls asleep]

• Squidward: Wake me up when I care. [SpongeBob looks at his watch]

• SpongeBob: Do you care now?

• Squidward: No.

• SpongeBob: [looks at the customers and gasps] Heh heh. Everything is under control, people. Go back to your krabby patties. Nothing your temporary man in charge can't handle. [tries to wake Squidward up] Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squid? Squid? Squidward? Squid? Squid?

• Squidward: [yells] What?

• SpongeBob: Well, it's just that I'm in charge and...

• Squidward: [growls] And you ruined my regulary scheduled Krusty Krab nap?

• SpongeBob: Regulary scheduled nap?

• Squidward: This must be important. Mr. Krabs has never interrupted one of these before.

• SpongeBob: Really?

• Squidward: But being as you're the man in charge, you must have your reasons.

• SpongeBob: [sweating] Well, I, um...

• Squidward: What is it?

• SpongeBob: Um, nothing. Carry on. Boy, there sure is a lot of proceedural type stuff I don't know about the Krusty Krab. [Squidward laughs then cuts to the scene where Squidward is watching TV]

• SpongeBob: Order up, Squidward!

• Squidward: You know, I'll let you serve this one. My stories are on.

• SpongeBob: Gosh, I'd love to, Squidward, but I've got to cook the patties. [raises his spatula]

• Squidward: So do it when you're done.

• SpongeBob: And unclog the sink.

• Squidward: Would you like to hear a secret?

• SpongeBob: [appears right behind Squidward and slightly shocks Squidward] What kind of secret?

• Squidward: See that guy over there?

• Squidward: Your hands are filthy.

• SpongeBob: They are?
• Squidward: but your feet however are clean. Think about it. Your feet have been protected by your shoes and socks all day.

• SpongeBob: Oh! [he takes his shoe and sock off, then we see a close-up of his foot with a band-aid, and blisters]. It's all coming clear to me now.

• [cut to the next scene where SpongeBob is walking on his hands and serving a customer with his feet. On one foot there is a Krabby Patty, and on his other foot there is a drink]

• SpongeBob: There you are. A nice hot meal with sanitary foot service. Here's a nice delicious Krabby Patty, and a large drink. [he puts a straw in the drink by using his toes. Then he bends the straw with his big toe.] Enjoy.

• Female Customer: Hey, is my food here yet?

• Male customer: [hands over Krabby Patty and drink] Here. You can have mine.
• Delivery Man: Special delivery!
• Squidward: What? [delivery man squishes Squidward with the items]
• Delivery Man: Please sign here. [Squidward signs his name] Hey, my pen.
• Squidward: Oh, sorry.
• SpongeBob: Ooh! [sings] It's here, it's here, it's here! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo it's here!
• Squidward: What is this stuff?
• SpongeBob: Now that I'm in charge, I've decided to decorate the Krusty Krab! I'm gonna make it all pretty!
• Squidward: [grunts and gets an idea] Hey, SpongeBob, do you want to hear another Krusty Krab secret?
• SpongeBob: There's another secret? What's the secret?
• Squidward: Do you want to know how Mr. Krabs gets all these customers?
• SpongeBob: How?
• Squidward: Mr. Krabs keeps this place a dump, so the food's more better by comparison!
• SpongeBob: Sounds like the Chum Bucket.
• Squidward: Ah, but you'll be doing it on purpose.