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{{BTranscript
  
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|prev = The Inside Job
  
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|title = Greasy Buffoons
  
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|next = Model Sponge
  
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|titlecard = Greasy Buffoons.jpg
  
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|season = 7
  
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|episode = 130a
  
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|airdate = [[November 27]], [[2009]]
  
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|seasonname = seven
  
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{{L|''[Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order]''}}
  
{{L|''[Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' And would you have Kelp Fries with that?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' And would you have Kelp Fries with that?}}
 
{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
  
{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[gives SpongeBob a order]'' SpongeBob, order ''[SpongeBob stretches out and gets the order]'' up.}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[gives SpongeBob a order]'' SpongeBob, order… ''[SpongeBob stretches his hand out, and gets the order]'' …up.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[is reading order]'' One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one... ''[looks comfused at order]'' Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[is reading order]'' One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one... ''[looks confused at order]'' Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?}}
 
{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
  
{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Medium.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Medium.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That me boy, is a grease trap.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That me boy, is a grease trap.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.}}
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{{L|Krabs|No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volenteers can do for no extra pay. ''[Squiward Disappears]''}}
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{{L|Krabs|No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volunteer employees can do for no extra pay. ''[Squidward disappears]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|YEAA!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|YEAA!}}
 
{{L|''[A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap]''}}
  
{{L|''[A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap]''}}
 
{{L|Krabs|Hmm... Nothing's coming out.}}
  
{{L|Krabs|Hmm... Nothing's coming out.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once. ''[sucks the tube in oider to get the grease out but nothing come out]'' mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right. ''[grease spews out onto Mr. Krab's face]'' Oh never mind! I was. ''[fills up the tank]'' Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs. Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once. ''[sucks the tube in order to get the grease out but nothing come out]'' mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right. ''[grease spews out onto Mr. Krab's face]'' Oh never mind! I was. ''[fills up the tank]'' Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm.}}
 
{{L|''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting next to SpongeBob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease]''}}
  
{{L|''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting next to SpongeBob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right behind there. ''[SpongeBob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses ‘SPILL’ button, and grease spills out]'' Alright. Lets get out of here! ''[SpongeBob drives away]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right behind there. ''[SpongeBob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses ‘SPILL’ button, and grease spills out]'' Alright. Let's get out of here! ''[SpongeBob drives away]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?}}
 
{{L|Krabs|Leeegal?}}
  
{{L|Krabs|Leeegal?}}
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{{L|Krabs|Hmmmm...}}
  
{{L|Krabs|Hmmmm...}}
 
{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket and then behind it. Door with ‘DO NOT ENTER’ sign opens and Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can]''}}
  
{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket and then behind it. Door with ‘DO NOT ENTER’ sign opens and Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[slipping on grease]'' WYAAAGH! ''[Plankton falls on greasy ground]'' What the? ''[Trash can falls, scaring plankton]'' This is the most bizzare Precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. ''[sniffs grease]'' EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! ''[tastes grease]'' But it tastes delicious! ''[looks at greasy ground]'' Darn it, I almost had an idea! ''[sits and sulks]'' Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[slipping on grease]'' WYAAAGH! ''[Plankton falls on greasy ground]'' What the? ''[Trash can falls, scaring plankton]'' This is the most bizarre precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. ''[sniffs grease]'' EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! ''[tastes grease]'' But it tastes delicious! ''[looks at greasy ground]'' Darn it, I almost had an idea! ''[sits and sulks]'' Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}
 
{{L|Karen|PLANKTON!}}
  
{{L|Karen|PLANKTON!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Coming dear.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Coming dear.}}
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{{L|Squidward|So?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|So?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sooo I'm gonna go find ''[slaps fist in hand]'' out what that rascal's up to! ''[goes to Chum Bucket]'' 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! ''[walks by three chewing fish. Stops by the sign]'' What the? ''[puts on reading glasses]'' Try planktons... new delicerous... Chummy Patties... now with edible flavor? ''[sniffs air]'' Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sooo I'm gonna go find ''[slaps fist in hand]'' out what that rascal's up to! ''[goes to Chum Bucket]'' 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! ''[walks by three chewing fish. Stops by the sign]'' What the? ''[puts on reading glasses]'' Try planktons... new delicerous... Chummy Patties... now with edible flavor? ''[sniffs air]'' Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[in chum bucket]'' Next Chumstemer, please. ''[sees Mr. Krabs and is a little surprised]'' Wellll, Wellll, Eugene Krabs!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[in chum bucket]'' Next Chumstomer, please. ''[sees Mr. Krabs and is a little surprised]'' Well, Well, Eugene Krabs!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Save the formalaties for your mother-in-law, plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Save the formalities for your mother-in-law, Plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sorry to dissapoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm simple using a gift somebody left me to make my Chum taste good.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sorry to disappoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm simply using a gift somebody left me to make my chum taste good.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A gift?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A gift?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sheh! I'ts almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sheh! It's almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stunned, but then a little aggrivated]'' Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stunned, but then a little aggravated]'' Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Wha?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Wha?}}
 
{{L|''[scene cuts to Krusty Krab's kitchen]''}}
  
{{L|''[scene cuts to Krusty Krab's kitchen]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opens door]'' SpongeBob! Stop what your doing!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opens door]'' SpongeBob! Stop what you're doing!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up ''[pulls two patties from behind back]'' two Krabby Patties for every patty we sell! ''[drops one patty on grill]'' One for the patty itself, and the ''[drops second patty on grill]'' second one, just for the grease! Then, ''[picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula]'' slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and ''[tosses second patty away]'' Voalora! Its A deluxee Krabby patty with Extra flavor! ''[SpongeBob burns eye from grease coming on it]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up ''[pulls two patties from behind back]'' two Patties for every Krabby Patty we sell! ''[drops one patty on grill]'' One for the patty itself, and the ''[drops second patty on grill]'' second one, just for the grease! Then, ''[picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula]'' slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and ''[tosses second patty away]'' Voalora! It's A deluxe Krabby patty with extra flavor! ''[SpongeBob burns eye from grease coming on it]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding eye]'' Mr Krabs, do you think it might be kinda... unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding eye]'' Mr. Krabs, do you think it might be kinda... unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|UNHEALTHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|UNHEALTHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Tell me what, sir?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Tell me what, sir?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Questions are a danger to you... ''[holds out spatula]'' and a burden to others. ''[hands SpongeBob spatula and walks away]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Questions are a danger to you... ''[holds out spatula]'' and a burden to others. ''[hands SpongeBob's spatula and walks away]''}}
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{{L|Mr Krabs|Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A liittle to thhe left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, thats too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A little to the left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, that's too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!}}
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{{L|Mr Krabs|Just hangin' a new sign, squidward! ''[worker unvails sign that says ‘Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!’}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just hangin' a new sign, Squidward! ''[worker unveils sign that says ‘Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!’}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Deluxe Krabby Patties. ''[in sarcasm]'' Juuust what the world needed.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Deluxe Krabby Patties. ''[in sarcasm]'' Juuust what the world needed.}}
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{{L|Mr Krabs|Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!}}
 
{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket]''}}
  
{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket]''}}
 
{{L|Fish 1|Hey, look at that!}}
  
{{L|Fish 1|Hey, look at that!}}
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{{L|Fish 2|Where? I don't see anything!}}
  
{{L|Fish 2|Where? I don't see anything!}}
 
{{L|Fish 1|A little to the right...}}
  
{{L|Fish 1|A little to the right...}}
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{{L|Fish 2|Oh yeah, I see it!}}
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{{L|Fish 2|Oh ok, I see it!}}
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{{L|Fish 1|''[to croud]'' There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says their serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!}}
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{{L|Fish 1|''[to crowd]'' There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says they're serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!}}
 
{{L|Fish 2|That sounds delicious!}}
  
{{L|Fish 2|That sounds delicious!}}
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{{L|Fish 1|Your telling me, I'm gonna try one! ''[runs to the Krusty Krab and then whole line of fish runs to Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|Fish 1|You're telling me, I'm gonna try one! ''[runs to the Krusty Krab and then whole line of fish runs to Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Next Chumstemer in line, please! ''[zoom out of empty Chum Bucket]'' Hello? ''[seat falls over]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Next Chumstomer in line, please! ''[zoom out of empty Chum Bucket]'' Hello? ''[seat falls over]''}}
 
{{L|''[scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right]''}}
  
{{L|''[scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right]''}}
 
{{L|Man fish|These are delicious!}}
  
{{L|Man fish|These are delicious!}}
 
{{L|Lady fish|Right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! ''[bites into deluxe krabby patty]''}}
  
{{L|Lady fish|Right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! ''[bites into deluxe krabby patty]''}}
 
{{L|''[we see huge eye]''}}
  
{{L|''[we see huge eye]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[puts down telescope]'' Well, well, well, now I do see what Krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old plankton it gonna take this one lying down! ''[looks down, and stands up]'' Uhhh... Meh}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[puts down telescope]'' Well, well, well, now I do see what Krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old Plankton it gonna take this one lying down! ''[looks down, and stands up]'' Uhhh... Meh}}
 
{{L|Fish 1|Man am I stuffed!}}
  
{{L|Fish 1|Man am I stuffed!}}
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{{L|Fish 3|Me, too! But that deluxe krabby patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!}}
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{{L|Fish 3|Me, too! But that deluxe Krabby Patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!}}
 
{{L|Fish 1|Sounds like a plan!}}
  
{{L|Fish 1|Sounds like a plan!}}
 
{{L|Fish 2|Hold it, what's that sign say?}}
  
{{L|Fish 2|Hold it, what's that sign say?}}
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{{L|Fish 3|It looks like it says, "NEW|ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!" ''[all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket]''}}
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{{L|Fish 3|It looks like it says, "NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!" ''[all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket]''}}
 
{{L|''[there is a long line at Chum Bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of Krusty Krab]''}}
  
{{L|''[there is a long line at Chum Bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|QUADRUPLE goodness?! ''[mumbles]'' We'll see about that. ''[in the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob, sweating and cooking krabby patties]'' Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|QUADRUPLE goodness?! ''[mumbles]'' We'll see about that. ''[in the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob, sweating and cooking Krabby Patties]'' Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|OK Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|OK Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|uuuh... I already see the... ''[slips on grease]'' WHOOOOAAOO! ''[clattering sound]'' Gribbets Mollusk! ''[picks up greasy bun]'' EEEAH! What in the name of neptune is this?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|uuuh... I already see the... ''[slips on grease]'' WHOOOOAAOO! ''[clattering sound]'' Gribbets Mollusk! ''[picks up greasy bun]'' EEEAH! What in the name of Neptune is this?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accedentily dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour. ''[Eugene smiles]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accidentally dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour. ''[Eugene smiles]''}}
 
{{L|''[sign outside the Krusty Krab that says|"New! Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun"]''}}
  
{{L|''[sign outside the Krusty Krab that says|"New! Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun"]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yummy bunz huh? Well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yummy Bunz huh? Well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.}}
  
{{L|Karen|Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.}}
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{{L|Plankton|You're right! and its packed with flavor!}}
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{{L|Plankton|You're right! And it's packed with flavor!}}
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{{L|''[cut to a sign outside the Chum Bucket that says, "Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor". Cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate]''}}
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{{L|''[cut to a sign outside the Chum Bucket that says "Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor". Cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|P.U Mr. Krabs!}}
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{{L|Squidward|P.U, Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Dont you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?}}
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{{L|Mr Krabs|This is our latest product! Its pure grease on a paper plate!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is our latest product! It's pure grease on a paper plate!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I'll give you points for honesty.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|I'll give you points for honesty.}}
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{{L|''[cut to a sign that says, "New! Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab". Cut again to SpongeBob in the kitchen preping some soup]''}}
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{{L|''[cut to a sign that says, "New! Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab". Cut again to SpongeBob in the kitchen preparing some soup]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers HAPPY or Plankton will steal them back!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers happy or Plankton will steal them back!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by SpongeBob covered in grease]''}}
  
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by SpongeBob covered in grease]''}}
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{{L|Fish|are you going to eat that?}}
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{{L|Fish|Are you going to eat that?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It was supposed to be going to table 3.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|It was supposed to be going to table 3.}}
 
{{L|Fish|OK.}}
  
{{L|Fish|OK.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sir yes sir!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir yes sir!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Actually Mr. Krabs, I been thinking. And well, DON'T you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far? ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Mr. Krabs, I've been thinking. And well, don't you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far? ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know what I think SpongeBob? I think you should be thinking about not thinking and get back to work!!! ''[Patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know what I think SpongeBob? I think you should be thinking about NOT thinking and get back to work!!! ''[Patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... ''[patrick falls over SpongeBob runs to his side]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... ''[Patrick falls over and SpongeBob runs to his side]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|PATRICK! Oh no! not my best friend to! ''[he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|PATRICK! Oh no! Not my best friend too! ''[he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasp]'' Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasp]'' Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?}}
 
{{L|Health inspector|Did somebody call the... Health inspector?}}
  
{{L|Health inspector|Did somebody call the... Health inspector?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, Plankton and Mr. Krabs have been... ''[short pause]'' they been feeding people Grea... ''[he's cut off as Mr. Krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competion between old friends. SpongeBob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, Plankton and Mr. Krabs have been... ''[short pause]'' they've been feeding people grea... ''[he's cut off as Mr. Krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competition between old friends. SpongeBob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|They're feeding people greeaase.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|They're feeding people greeaase.}}
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{{L|Health inspector|Well! I thought I recognized this horrible stench. But i thought just maybe one of you two hadnt showered in a while.}}
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{{L|Health inspector|Well! I thought I recognized this horrible stench. But I thought just maybe one of you two hadn't showered in a while.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Uh Officer! Officer I would just like to state for the record that uh, ''[points to Mr. Krabs]'' this was all his idea! All of it!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Uh, Officer! Officer I would just like to state for the record that uh, ''[points to Mr. Krabs]'' this was all his idea! All of it!}}
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{{L|Health inspector|Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know ill be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slimeballs can clean up your act! ''[climbs in his truck]'' Good day. ''[as he leaves he gets grease all over mr krabs and plankton]''}}
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{{L|Health inspector|Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know I'll be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slime balls can clean up your act! ''[climbs in his truck]'' Good day. ''[as he leaves he gets grease all over Mr. Krabs and plankton]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Well im taking a bath. ''[he walks off as SpongeBob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Well I'm taking a bath. ''[he walks off as SpongeBob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No its not the end Mr. Krabs.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not the end, Mr. Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It is. Unless I can find a way to get this grease soaked up. ''[SpongeBob gets an idea]''}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It is. Unless I can find a way to get this grease soaked up. ''[SpongeBob gets an idea]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?}}
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{{L|''[cut to Mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the Krusty Krab he wakes up to find the grease gone]''}}
  
{{L|''[cut to Mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the Krusty Krab he wakes up to find the grease gone]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah. It was all a dream! ''[SpongeBob appears full of grease]''}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah. It was all a dream! ''[SpongeBob appears full of grease]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No it wasnt Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and im gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The Krusty Krab is grease free! ''[Patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking SpongeBob]'' Patrick No! ''[he ignores this and licks his hand]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No it wasn't Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and I'm gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The Krusty Krab is grease free! ''[Patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking SpongeBob]'' Patrick No! ''[he ignores this and licks his hand]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Stop it! Stop it! Go away! No! No! ''[SpongeBob runs away with Patrick in tow. Mr. Krabs has a look on his face and the episode ends]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Stop it! Stop it! Go away! No! No! ''[SpongeBob runs away with Patrick in tow. Mr. Krabs has a look on his face]''}}
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[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
  

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  • [Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order]
  • Squidward: [sighs] And would you have Kelp Fries with that?
  • Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhh............
  • Squidward: [gives SpongeBob a order] SpongeBob, order… [SpongeBob stretches his hand out, and gets the order] …up.
  • SpongeBob: [is reading order] One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one... [looks confused at order] Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?
  • Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............
  • Squidward: Medium.
  • SpongeBob: Comin' right up! [SpongeBob rubs the order ticket on Squidward's head then disappears to the kitchen. Cooks the patty with steam rising up as SpongeBob brings the kelp fries. Brings the order but SpongeBob slips in a puddle of grease, the order flies into the customer's face]
  • Fish: Now that's what I call fast food! [eats on his way out]
  • Mr. Krabs: [walks by] Squidward! What's all the hubberub? [Squidward's blank look] SpongeBob! What's all the hubberub?
  • SpongeBob: Uh.. I'm not sure Mr. Krabs. I was bringing the customer's order, and then I slipped and fell in this grease slick. I think I may be hurt real bad.
  • Mr. Krabs: Grease slick, eeh? [opens the shaft door]
  • SpongeBob: Ooohhh... what is it?
  • Mr. Krabs: That me boy, is a grease trap.
  • SpongeBob: Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.
  • Krabs: No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volunteer employees can do for no extra pay. [Squidward disappears]
  • SpongeBob: YEAA!
  • [A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap]
  • Krabs: Hmm... Nothing's coming out.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once. [sucks the tube in order to get the grease out but nothing come out] mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right. [grease spews out onto Mr. Krab's face] Oh never mind! I was. [fills up the tank] Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: What?
  • SpongeBob: Well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?
  • Mr. Krabs: Hmm.
  • [scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting next to SpongeBob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease]
  • Mr. Krabs: Right behind there. [SpongeBob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses ‘SPILL’ button, and grease spills out] Alright. Let's get out of here! [SpongeBob drives away]
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?
  • Krabs: Leeegal?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, legal.
  • Krabs: Hmmmm...
  • [scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket and then behind it. Door with ‘DO NOT ENTER’ sign opens and Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can]
  • Plankton: [slipping on grease] WYAAAGH! [Plankton falls on greasy ground] What the? [Trash can falls, scaring plankton] This is the most bizarre precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. [sniffs grease] EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! [tastes grease] But it tastes delicious! [looks at greasy ground] Darn it, I almost had an idea! [sits and sulks] Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Karen: PLANKTON!
  • Plankton: Coming dear.
  • [there is a long line going to Chum Bucket and Mr. Krabs is behind it from Krusty Krab's window.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Somethin' is terribly wrong, Squidward!
  • Squidward: And it's taken you this long to figure that out?
  • Krabs: Plankton 'as had a line of customers... all mornin'!
  • Squidward: So?
  • Mr. Krabs: Sooo I'm gonna go find [slaps fist in hand] out what that rascal's up to! [goes to Chum Bucket] 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! [walks by three chewing fish. Stops by the sign] What the? [puts on reading glasses] Try planktons... new delicerous... Chummy Patties... now with edible flavor? [sniffs air] Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.
  • Plankton: [in chum bucket] Next Chumstomer, please. [sees Mr. Krabs and is a little surprised] Well, Well, Eugene Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Save the formalities for your mother-in-law, Plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!
  • Plankton: Sorry to disappoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm simply using a gift somebody left me to make my chum taste good.
  • Mr. Krabs: A gift?
  • Plankton: Sheh! It's almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!
  • Mr. Krabs: [stunned, but then a little aggravated] Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.
  • Plankton: Wha?
  • [scene cuts to Krusty Krab's kitchen]
  • Mr. Krabs: [opens door] SpongeBob! Stop what you're doing!
  • SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!
  • Mr. Krabs: Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up [pulls two patties from behind back] two Patties for every Krabby Patty we sell! [drops one patty on grill] One for the patty itself, and the [drops second patty on grill] second one, just for the grease! Then, [picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula] slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and [tosses second patty away] Voalora! It's A deluxe Krabby patty with extra flavor! [SpongeBob burns eye from grease coming on it]
  • SpongeBob: [holding eye] Mr. Krabs, do you think it might be kinda... unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease?
  • Mr. Krabs: UNHEALTHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?
  • SpongeBob: Tell me what, sir?
  • Mr. Krabs: Questions are a danger to you... [holds out spatula] and a burden to others. [hands SpongeBob's spatula and walks away]
  • Mr. Krabs: Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A little to the left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, that's too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!
  • Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!
  • Mr. Krabs: Just hangin' a new sign, Squidward! [worker unveils sign that says ‘Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!’
  • Squidward: Deluxe Krabby Patties. [in sarcasm] Juuust what the world needed.
  • Mr. Krabs: Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!
  • [scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket]
  • Fish 1: Hey, look at that!
  • Fish 2: What?
  • Fish 1: There! Right up there!
  • Fish 2: Where? I don't see anything!
  • Fish 1: A little to the right...
  • Fish 2: Oh ok, I see it!
  • Fish 1: [to crowd] There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says they're serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!
  • Fish 2: That sounds delicious!
  • Fish 1: You're telling me, I'm gonna try one! [runs to the Krusty Krab and then whole line of fish runs to Krusty Krab]
  • Plankton: Next Chumstomer in line, please! [zoom out of empty Chum Bucket] Hello? [seat falls over]
  • [scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right]
  • Man fish: These are delicious!
  • Lady fish: Right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! [bites into deluxe krabby patty]
  • [we see huge eye]
  • Plankton: [puts down telescope] Well, well, well, now I do see what Krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old Plankton it gonna take this one lying down! [looks down, and stands up] Uhhh... Meh
  • Fish 1: Man am I stuffed!
  • Fish 3: Me, too! But that deluxe Krabby Patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!
  • Fish 1: Sounds like a plan!
  • Fish 2: Hold it, what's that sign say?
  • Fish 3: It looks like it says, "NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!" [all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket]
  • [there is a long line at Chum Bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of Krusty Krab]
  • Mr. Krabs: QUADRUPLE goodness?! [mumbles] We'll see about that. [in the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob, sweating and cooking Krabby Patties] Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!
  • SpongeBob: OK Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.
  • Mr. Krabs: uuuh... I already see the... [slips on grease] WHOOOOAAOO! [clattering sound] Gribbets Mollusk! [picks up greasy bun] EEEAH! What in the name of Neptune is this?
  • SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accidentally dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour. [Eugene smiles]
  • [sign outside the Krusty Krab that says: "New! Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun"]
  • Plankton: Yummy Bunz huh? Well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.
  • Karen: Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.
  • Plankton: You're right! And it's packed with flavor!
  • [cut to a sign outside the Chum Bucket that says "Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor". Cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate]
  • Squidward: P.U, Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Huh?
  • Squidward: Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
  • Mr. Krabs: This is our latest product! It's pure grease on a paper plate!
  • Squidward: I'll give you points for honesty.
  • [cut to a sign that says, "New! Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab". Cut again to SpongeBob in the kitchen preparing some soup]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers happy or Plankton will steal them back!
  • [SpongeBob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by SpongeBob covered in grease]
  • Fish: Are you going to eat that?
  • SpongeBob: It was supposed to be going to table 3.
  • Fish: OK.
  • Mr. Krabs: [startles SpongeBob] SPONGEBOB! [SpongeBob flips the plate over and the grease lands back on the plate]
  • SpongeBob: Sir yes sir!
  • Mr. Krabs: Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?
  • SpongeBob: Actually, Mr. Krabs, I've been thinking. And well, don't you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far? [Mr. Krabs laughs]
  • Mr. Krabs: You know what I think SpongeBob? I think you should be thinking about NOT thinking and get back to work!!! [Patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered]
  • Patrick: Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... [Patrick falls over and SpongeBob runs to his side]
  • SpongeBob: PATRICK! Oh no! Not my best friend too! [he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease]
  • Mr. Krabs: [gasp] Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?
  • Plankton: Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?
  • Health inspector: Did somebody call the... Health inspector?
  • SpongeBob: It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, Plankton and Mr. Krabs have been... [short pause] they've been feeding people grea... [he's cut off as Mr. Krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competition between old friends. SpongeBob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up]
  • SpongeBob: They're feeding people greeaase.
  • Health inspector: Well! I thought I recognized this horrible stench. But I thought just maybe one of you two hadn't showered in a while.
  • Plankton: Uh, Officer! Officer I would just like to state for the record that uh, [points to Mr. Krabs] this was all his idea! All of it!
  • Health inspector: Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know I'll be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slime balls can clean up your act! [climbs in his truck] Good day. [as he leaves he gets grease all over Mr. Krabs and plankton]
  • Plankton: Well I'm taking a bath. [he walks off as SpongeBob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face]
  • Mr. Krabs: I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.
  • SpongeBob: No, it's not the end, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: It is. Unless I can find a way to get this grease soaked up. [SpongeBob gets an idea]
  • SpongeBob: Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh what difference does it make?
  • SpongeBob: [with a giddy look on his face] You'll see!
  • [cut to Mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the Krusty Krab he wakes up to find the grease gone]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ah. It was all a dream! [SpongeBob appears full of grease]
  • SpongeBob: No it wasn't Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and I'm gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The Krusty Krab is grease free! [Patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking SpongeBob] Patrick No! [he ignores this and licks his hand]
  • Patrick: mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!
  • SpongeBob: Stop it! Stop it! Go away! No! No! [SpongeBob runs away with Patrick in tow. Mr. Krabs has a look on his face]
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