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[Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order]
Squidward: [sighs] And would you have Kelp Fries with that?
Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhh............
Squidward: [gives SpongeBob a order] SpongeBob, order [SpongeBob stretches out and gets the order] up.
SpongeBob: [is reading order] One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one... [looks confused at order] Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?
Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............
Squidward: Medium.
SpongeBob: Comin' right up! [SpongeBob rubs the order ticket on Squidward's head then disappears to the kitchen. Cooks the patty with steam rising up as SpongeBob brings the kelp fries. Brings the order but SpongeBob slips in a puddle of grease, the order flies into the customer's face]
Fish: Now that's what I call fast food! [eats on his way out]
Mr. Krabs: [walks by] Squidward! What's all the hubberub? [Squidward's blank look] SpongeBob! What's all the hubberub?
SpongeBob: Uh.. I'm not sure Mr. Krabs. I was bringing the customer's order, and then I slipped and fell in this grease slick. I think I may be hurt real bad.
Mr. Krabs: Grease slick, eeh? [opens the shaft door]
SpongeBob: Ooohhh... what is it?
Mr. Krabs: That me boy, is a grease trap.
SpongeBob: Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.
Krabs: No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volunteer employees can do for no extra pay. [Squidward disappears]
SpongeBob: YEAA!
[A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap]
Krabs: Hmm... Nothing's coming out.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once. [sucks the tube in order to get the grease out but nothing come out] mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right. [grease spews out onto Mr. Krab's face] Oh never mind! I was. [fills up the tank] Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: What?
SpongeBob: Well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?
Mr. Krabs: Hmm.
[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting next to SpongeBob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease]
Mr. Krabs: Right behind there. [SpongeBob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses ‘SPILL’ button, and grease spills out] Alright. Let's get out of here! [SpongeBob drives away]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?
Krabs: Leeegal?
SpongeBob: Yeah, legal.
Krabs: Hmmmm...
[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket and then behind it. Door with ‘DO NOT ENTER’ sign opens and Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can]
Plankton: [slipping on grease] WYAAAGH! [Plankton falls on greasy ground] What the? [Trash can falls, scaring plankton] This is the most bizarre precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. [sniffs grease] EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! [tastes grease] But it tastes delicious! [looks at greasy ground] Darn it, I almost had an idea! [sits and sulks] Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Karen: PLANKTON!
Plankton: Coming dear.
[there is a long line going to Chum Bucket and Mr. Krabs is behind it from Krusty Krab's window.]
Mr. Krabs: Somethin' is terribly wrong, Squidward!
Squidward: And it's taken you this long to figure that out?
Krabs: Plankton 'as had a line of customers... all mornin'!
Squidward: So?
Mr. Krabs: Sooo I'm gonna go find [slaps fist in hand] out what that rascal's up to! [goes to Chum Bucket] 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! [walks by three chewing fish. Stops by the sign] What the? [puts on reading glasses] Try planktons... new delicerous... Chummy Patties... now with edible flavor? [sniffs air] Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.
Plankton: [in chum bucket] Next Chumstomer, please. [sees Mr. Krabs and is a little surprised] Well, Well, Eugene Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Save the formalities for your mother-in-law, Plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!
Plankton: Sorry to disappoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm simply using a gift somebody left me to make my chum taste good.
Mr. Krabs: A gift?
Plankton: Sheh! It's almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!
Mr. Krabs: [stunned, but then a little aggravated] Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.
Plankton: Wha?
[scene cuts to Krusty Krab's kitchen]
Mr. Krabs: [opens door] SpongeBob! Stop what you're doing!
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!
Mr. Krabs: Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up [pulls two patties from behind back] two Patties for every Krabby Patty we sell! [drops one patty on grill] One for the patty itself, and the [drops second patty on grill] second one, just for the grease! Then, [picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula] slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and [tosses second patty away] Voalora! It's A deluxe Krabby patty with extra flavor! [SpongeBob burns eye from grease coming on it]
SpongeBob: [holding eye] Mr. Krabs, do you think it might be kinda... unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease?
Mr. Krabs: UNHEALTHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?
SpongeBob: Tell me what, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Questions are a danger to you... [holds out spatula] and a burden to others. [hands SpongeBob's spatula and walks away]
Mr. Krabs: Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A little to the left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, that's too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!
Mr. Krabs: Just hangin' a new sign, Squidward! [worker unveils sign that says ‘Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!’
Squidward: Deluxe Krabby Patties. [in sarcasm] Juuust what the world needed.
Mr. Krabs: Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!
[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket]
Fish 1: Hey, look at that!
Fish 2: What?
Fish 1: There! Right up there!
Fish 2: Where? I don't see anything!
Fish 1: A little to the right...
Fish 2: Oh ok, I see it!
Fish 1: [to crowd] There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says they're serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!
Fish 2: That sounds delicious!
Fish 1: You're telling me, I'm gonna try one! [runs to the Krusty Krab and then whole line of fish runs to Krusty Krab]
Plankton: Next Chumstomer in line, please! [zoom out of empty Chum Bucket] Hello? [seat falls over]
[scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right]
Man fish: These are delicious!
Lady fish: Right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! [bites into deluxe krabby patty]
[we see huge eye]
Plankton: [puts down telescope] Well, well, well, now I do see what Krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old Plankton it gonna take this one lying down! [looks down, and stands up] Uhhh... Meh
Fish 1: Man am I stuffed!
Fish 3: Me, too! But that deluxe Krabby Patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!
Fish 1: Sounds like a plan!
Fish 2: Hold it, what's that sign say?
Fish 3: It looks like it says, "NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!" [all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket]
[there is a long line at Chum Bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: QUADRUPLE goodness?! [mumbles] We'll see about that. [in the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob, sweating and cooking Krabby Patties] Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!
SpongeBob: OK Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.
Mr. Krabs: uuuh... I already see the... [slips on grease] WHOOOOAAOO! [clattering sound] Gribbets Mollusk! [picks up greasy bun] EEEAH! What in the name of Neptune is this?
SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accidentally dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour. [Eugene smiles]
[sign outside the Krusty Krab that says: "New! Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun"]
Plankton: Yummy Bunz huh? Well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.
Karen: Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.
Plankton: You're right! And it's packed with flavor!
[cut to a sign outside the Chum Bucket that says "Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor". Cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate]
Squidward: P.U, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Squidward: Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
Mr. Krabs: This is our latest product! It's pure grease on a paper plate!
Squidward: I'll give you points for honesty.
[cut to a sign that says, "New! Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab". Cut again to SpongeBob in the kitchen preparing some soup]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers happy or Plankton will steal them back!
[SpongeBob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by SpongeBob covered in grease]
Fish: Are you going to eat that?
SpongeBob: It was supposed to be going to table 3.
Fish: OK.
Mr. Krabs: [startles SpongeBob] SPONGEBOB! [SpongeBob flips the plate over and the grease lands back on the plate]
SpongeBob: Sir yes sir!
Mr. Krabs: Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?
SpongeBob: Actually, Mr. Krabs, I've been thinking. And well, don't you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far? [Mr. Krabs laughs]
Mr. Krabs: You know what I think SpongeBob? I think you should be thinking about NOT thinking and get back to work!!! [Patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered]
Patrick: Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... [Patrick falls over and SpongeBob runs to his side]
SpongeBob: PATRICK! Oh no! Not my best friend too! [he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease]
Mr. Krabs: [gasp] Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?
Plankton: Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?
Health inspector: Did somebody call the... Health inspector?
SpongeBob: It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, Plankton and Mr. Krabs have been... [short pause] they've been feeding people grea... [he's cut off as Mr. Krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competition between old friends. SpongeBob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up]
SpongeBob: They're feeding people greeaase.
Health inspector: Well! I thought I recognized this horrible stench. But I thought just maybe one of you two hadn't showered in a while.
Plankton: Uh, Officer! Officer I would just like to state for the record that uh, [points to Mr. Krabs] this was all his idea! All of it!
Health inspector: Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know I'll be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slime balls can clean up your act! [climbs in his truck] Good day. [as he leaves he gets grease all over Mr. Krabs and plankton]
Plankton: Well I'm taking a bath. [he walks off as SpongeBob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face]
Mr. Krabs: I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.
SpongeBob: No, it's not the end, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: It is. Unless I can find a way to get this grease soaked up. [SpongeBob gets an idea]
SpongeBob: Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?
Mr. Krabs: Oh what difference does it make?
SpongeBob: [with a giddy look on his face] You'll see!
[cut to Mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the Krusty Krab he wakes up to find the grease gone]
Mr. Krabs: Ah. It was all a dream! [SpongeBob appears full of grease]
SpongeBob: No it wasn't Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and I'm gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The Krusty Krab is grease free! [Patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking SpongeBob] Patrick No! [he ignores this and licks his hand]
Patrick: mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!
SpongeBob: Stop it! Stop it! Go away! No! No! [SpongeBob runs away with Patrick in tow. Mr. Krabs has a look on his face]

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-{{ITranscript}}
+{{EpisodeTr/130a}}
+{{L|''[Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order]''}}
-{{BTranscript
+{{L|Squidward|''[sighs]'' And would you have Kelp Fries with that?}}
-|prev = The Inside Job
+{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
-|title = Greasy Buffoons
+{{L|Squidward|''[gives SpongeBob a order]'' SpongeBob, order ''[SpongeBob stretches out and gets the order]'' up.}}
-|next = Model Sponge
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[is reading order]'' One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one... ''[looks confused at order]'' Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?}}
-|titlecard = Greasy Buffoons.jpg
+{{L|Fish|Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............}}
-|season = 7
+{{L|Squidward|Medium.}}
-|episode = 130a
+{{L|SpongeBob|Comin' right up! ''[SpongeBob rubs the order ticket on Squidward's head then disappears to the kitchen. Cooks the patty with steam rising up as SpongeBob brings the kelp fries. Brings the order but SpongeBob slips in a puddle of grease, the order flies into the customer's face]''}}
-|airdate = [[November 27]], [[2009]]
+{{L|Fish|Now that's what I call fast food! ''[eats on his way out]''}}
-|seasonname = seven
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[walks by]'' Squidward! What's all the hubberub? ''[Squidward's blank look]'' SpongeBob! What's all the hubberub?}}
-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh.. I'm not sure Mr. Krabs. I was bringing the customer's order, and then I slipped and fell in this grease slick. I think I may be hurt real bad.}}
-(Episode starts in the Krusty Krab with Squidward taking a fish's order)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Grease slick, eeh? ''[opens the shaft door]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooohhh... what is it?}}
-Squidward:(sighs) And would you have Kelp Fries with that?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That me boy, is a grease trap.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.}}
-Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhh............
+{{L|Krabs|No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volunteer employees can do for no extra pay. ''[Squidward disappears]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|YEAA!}}
-Squidward: (gives SpongeBob a order) SpongeBob, order(SpongeBob stretches out and gets the order) up
+{{L|''[A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap]''}}
+{{L|Krabs|Hmm... Nothing's coming out.}}
-SpongeBob: (is reading order) One double Krabby Patty with everything on it, one order of Kelp Fries, one-(looks comfused at order) Squidward, what size of kelp fries are these?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs. Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once. ''[sucks the tube in order to get the grease out but nothing come out]'' mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right. ''[grease spews out onto Mr. Krab's face]'' Oh never mind! I was. ''[fills up the tank]'' Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What?}}
-Fish:Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm.}}
-Squidward:Medium.
+{{L|''[scene cuts to Mr. Krabs sitting next to SpongeBob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Right behind there. ''[SpongeBob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses ‘SPILL’ button, and grease spills out]'' Alright. Let's get out of here! ''[SpongeBob drives away]''}}
-SpongeBob: Comin' right up!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?}}
+{{L|Krabs|Leeegal?}}
-(spongebob rubs the order ticket on squidwards head then disappears to the kitchen)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, legal.}}
+{{L|Krabs|Hmmmm...}}
-*Cooks the patty with steam rising up as SpongeBob brings the kelp fries
+{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket and then behind it. Door with ‘DO NOT ENTER’ sign opens and Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[slipping on grease]'' WYAAAGH! ''[Plankton falls on greasy ground]'' What the? ''[Trash can falls, scaring plankton]'' This is the most bizarre precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. ''[sniffs grease]'' EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! ''[tastes grease]'' But it tastes delicious! ''[looks at greasy ground]'' Darn it, I almost had an idea! ''[sits and sulks]'' Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}}
-*Brings the order but SpongeBob slips in a puddle of grease, the order flies into the customer's face.
+{{L|Karen|PLANKTON!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Coming dear.}}
-Fish: Now that's what I call fast food!
+{{L|''[there is a long line going to Chum Bucket and Mr. Krabs is behind it from Krusty Krab's window.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Somethin' is terribly wrong, Squidward!}}
-*eats on his way out
+{{L|Squidward|And it's taken you this long to figure that out?}}
+{{L|Krabs|Plankton 'as had a line of customers... all mornin'!}}
-*krabs walks by
+{{L|Squidward|So?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sooo I'm gonna go find ''[slaps fist in hand]'' out what that rascal's up to! ''[goes to Chum Bucket]'' 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! ''[walks by three chewing fish. Stops by the sign]'' What the? ''[puts on reading glasses]'' Try planktons... new delicerous... Chummy Patties... now with edible flavor? ''[sniffs air]'' Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.}}
-Krabs: Squidward! What's all the hubberub?
+{{L|Plankton|''[in chum bucket]'' Next Chumstomer, please. ''[sees Mr. Krabs and is a little surprised]'' Well, Well, Eugene Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Save the formalities for your mother-in-law, Plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!}}
-*squidward's blank look
+{{L|Plankton|Sorry to disappoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm simply using a gift somebody left me to make my chum taste good.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|A gift?}}
-Krabs: SpongeBob! What's all the hubberub?
+{{L|Plankton|Sheh! It's almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[stunned, but then a little aggravated]'' Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.}}
-SpongeBob: Uh.. I'm not sure Mr. Krabs. I was bringing the customer's order, and then I slipped and fell in this grease slick. I think I may be hurt real bad.
+{{L|Plankton|Wha?}}
+{{L|''[scene cuts to Krusty Krab's kitchen]''}}
-Krabs: Grease slick, eeh?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[opens door]'' SpongeBob! Stop what you're doing!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!}}
-*opens the shaft door
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up ''[pulls two patties from behind back]'' two Patties for every Krabby Patty we sell! ''[drops one patty on grill]'' One for the patty itself, and the ''[drops second patty on grill]'' second one, just for the grease! Then, ''[picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula]'' slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and ''[tosses second patty away]'' Voalora! It's A deluxe Krabby patty with extra flavor! ''[SpongeBob burns eye from grease coming on it]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[holding eye]'' Mr. Krabs, do you think it might be kinda... unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease?}}
-SpongeBob: Ooohhh... what is it?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|UNHEALTHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Tell me what, sir?}}
-Krabs: That me boy, is a grease trap.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Questions are a danger to you... ''[holds out spatula]'' and a burden to others. ''[hands SpongeBob's spatula and walks away]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A little to the left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, that's too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!}}
-SpongeBob: Kinda looks like nobody has cleaned out the trap for awhile.
+{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Just hangin' a new sign, Squidward! ''[worker unveils sign that says ‘Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!’}}
-Krabs: No SpongeBob, you're right. But, that's a big job, a job that only 2 volenteers can do for no extra pay.
+{{L|Squidward|Deluxe Krabby Patties. ''[in sarcasm]'' Juuust what the world needed.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!}}
-*Squiward Disappears
+{{L|''[scene cuts to the front of the Chum Bucket]''}}
+{{L|Fish 1|Hey, look at that!}}
-SpongeBob: YEAA!
+{{L|Fish 2|What?}}
+{{L|Fish 1|There! Right up there!}}
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+{{L|Fish 2|Where? I don't see anything!}}
+{{L|Fish 1|A little to the right...}}
-*A tanker is parked out side with a tube connected to the grease trap
+{{L|Fish 2|Oh ok, I see it!}}
-Krabs: Hmm... Nothing's coming out.
+{{L|Fish 1|''[to crowd]'' There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says they're serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!}}
+{{L|Fish 2|That sounds delicious!}}
-SpongeBob: Can I see that? Saw this in a movie once.
+{{L|Fish 1|You're telling me, I'm gonna try one! ''[runs to the Krusty Krab and then whole line of fish runs to Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Next Chumstomer in line, please! ''[zoom out of empty Chum Bucket]'' Hello? ''[seat falls over]''}}
-*sucks the tube in oider to get the grease out but nothing come out
+{{L|''[scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right]''}}
+{{L|Man fish|These are delicious!}}
-SpongeBob: mmm... Maybe i wasn't doing it right.
+{{L|Lady fish|Right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! ''[bites into deluxe krabby patty]''}}
+{{L|''[we see huge eye]''}}
-*Grease spews out onto Krab's face
+{{L|Plankton|''[puts down telescope]'' Well, well, well, now I do see what Krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old Plankton it gonna take this one lying down! ''[looks down, and stands up]'' Uhhh... Meh}}
+{{L|Fish 1|Man am I stuffed!}}
-SpongeBob: Oh never mind! I was.
+{{L|Fish 3|Me, too! But that deluxe Krabby Patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!}}
+{{L|Fish 1|Sounds like a plan!}}
-*Fills up the tank
+{{L|Fish 2|Hold it, what's that sign say?}}
+{{L|Fish 3|It looks like it says, "NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!" ''[all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket]''}}
-SpongeBob: Yeah.. Nothing like a long night siphoning grease to put some hair on your chest, Eh? Mr. Krabs?
+{{L|''[there is a long line at Chum Bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|QUADRUPLE goodness?! ''[mumbles]'' We'll see about that. ''[in the Krusty Krab, we see SpongeBob, sweating and cooking Krabby Patties]'' Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!}}
-Krabs: what?
+{{L|SpongeBob|OK Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|uuuh... I already see the... ''[slips on grease]'' WHOOOOAAOO! ''[clattering sound]'' Gribbets Mollusk! ''[picks up greasy bun]'' EEEAH! What in the name of Neptune is this?}}
-SpongeBob: well Now we got the ol' grease trap cleaned out, what should we do with all this excess grease?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accidentally dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour. ''[Eugene smiles]''}}
+{{L|''[sign outside the Krusty Krab that says|"New! Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun"]''}}
-Krabs: Hmm.
+{{L|Plankton|Yummy Bunz huh? Well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.}}
+{{L|Karen|Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.}}
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+{{L|Plankton|You're right! And it's packed with flavor!}}
-Krabs: (sitting next to Spongebob, who is driving a tanker truck filled with grease) Right behind there.
+{{L|''[cut to a sign outside the Chum Bucket that says "Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor". Cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|P.U, Mr. Krabs!}}
--Spongebob pulls up behind Chum Bucket, presses "SPILL" button, and grease spills out.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?}}
-Krabs: Alright. lets get out of here!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is our latest product! It's pure grease on a paper plate!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'll give you points for honesty.}}
--Spongebob drives away.
+{{L|''[cut to a sign that says, "New! Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab". Cut again to SpongeBob in the kitchen preparing some soup]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers happy or Plankton will steal them back!}}
-Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, are you sure that was... legal?
+{{L|''[SpongeBob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by SpongeBob covered in grease]''}}
+{{L|Fish|Are you going to eat that?}}
-Krabs: Leeegal?
+{{L|SpongeBob|It was supposed to be going to table 3.}}
+{{L|Fish|OK.}}
-Spongebob: Yeah, legal.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[startles SpongeBob]'' SPONGEBOB! ''[SpongeBob flips the plate over and the grease lands back on the plate]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sir yes sir!}}
-Krabs: Hmmmm...
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, Mr. Krabs, I've been thinking. And well, don't you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far? ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}}
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+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know what I think SpongeBob? I think you should be thinking about NOT thinking and get back to work!!! ''[Patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered]''}}
-- door with "DO NOT ENTER" sign opens
+{{L|Patrick|Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... ''[Patrick falls over and SpongeBob runs to his side]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|PATRICK! Oh no! Not my best friend too! ''[he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease]''}}
--Plankton walks out, humming, and carrying a garbage can.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasp]'' Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?}}
-Plankton: (slipping on grease) WYAAAGH!
+{{L|Health inspector|Did somebody call the... Health inspector?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, Plankton and Mr. Krabs have been... ''[short pause]'' they've been feeding people grea... ''[he's cut off as Mr. Krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competition between old friends. SpongeBob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up]''}}
--plankton falls on greasy ground.
+{{L|SpongeBob|They're feeding people greeaase.}}
+{{L|Health inspector|Well! I thought I recognized this horrible stench. But I thought just maybe one of you two hadn't showered in a while.}}
-Plankton: What the?
+{{L|Plankton|Uh, Officer! Officer I would just like to state for the record that uh, ''[points to Mr. Krabs]'' this was all his idea! All of it!}}
+{{L|Health inspector|Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know I'll be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slime balls can clean up your act! ''[climbs in his truck]'' Good day. ''[as he leaves he gets grease all over Mr. Krabs and plankton]''}}
--Trash can falls, scaring plankton.
+{{L|Plankton|Well I'm taking a bath. ''[he walks off as SpongeBob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.}}
-Plankton: This is the most bizzare Precipitation I've ever slipped and fallen in. (sniffs grease) EEEAUGH! IT REEKS! (tastes grease) But it tastes delicious! (looks at greasy ground.) Darn it, I almost had an idea! (sits and sulks) Oh, I do. I do have an idea! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's not the end, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|It is. Unless I can find a way to get this grease soaked up. ''[SpongeBob gets an idea]''}}
-K.A.R.E.N: PLANKTON!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh what difference does it make?}}
-Plankton: coming dear.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[with a giddy look on his face]'' You'll see!}}
+{{L|''[cut to Mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the Krusty Krab he wakes up to find the grease gone]''}}
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+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah. It was all a dream! ''[SpongeBob appears full of grease]''}}
-- there is a long line going to chum bucket, and mr krabs is behind it from KK window.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|No it wasn't Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and I'm gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The Krusty Krab is grease free! ''[Patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking SpongeBob]'' Patrick No! ''[he ignores this and licks his hand]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!}}
-Krabs: Somethin' is terribly wrong, Squidward!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Stop it! Stop it! Go away! No! No! ''[SpongeBob runs away with Patrick in tow. Mr. Krabs has a look on his face]''}}
-Squidward: And it's taken you ''this'' long to figure that out?
-Krabs: Plankton 'as had a line of customers... all mornin'!
-Squidward: So?
-Krabs:Sooo I'm gonna go find (slaps fist in hand) out what that rascal's up to!
-Krabs: (walking by three chewing fish.) 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! Comin' through! (stops walking) What the? (puts on reading glasses.) Try planktons... new delicerous...Chummy Patties...now with edible flavor? (sniffs air) Clearly sonethin' crabby is goin' on here.
-Plankton: (in chum bucket) Next Chumstemer, please. (sees mr. krabs and is a little surprised) Wellll, Wellll, Eugene Krabs!
-Krabs: Save the formalaties for your mother-in-law, plankton! Yeh stole my Krabby Patty Formuler, and I want it back!
-Plankton: Sorry to dissapoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing. I'm just using a gift somebody left me to make my Chum taste good.
-Krabs: A gift?
-Plankton: Sheh! I'ts almost like I got a personal visit from the Flavor Fairy!
-Krabs: (stunned, but then a little aggrivated.) Be that as it may, Plankton! It takes 2 to tango.
-Plankton: Wha?
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--Mr. Krabs opens door.
-Krabs:Spongebob! Stop what your doing!
-Spongebob: But Mr. Krabs, I'm not doing anything!
-Krabs: Never mind that, I've got some new directions for yeh. From now on, I want you to fry up (pulls two patties from behind back) two Krabby Patties for every patty we sell! (drops one patty on grill) One for the patty itself, and the (drops second patty on grill) second one, just for the grease! Then, (picks up second patty and starts scraping it of with spatula) slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one and (tosses second patty away) Voalora! Its A deluxee Krabby patty with Extra flavor!
--Spongebob burns eye from grease coming on it.
-Spongebob: (holding eye) Mr Krabs, do you think it might be kinda...'' unhealthy'' to be feeding people all this grease?
-Krabs: UNHEATHY? Boy, didn't anybody tell yeh?
-Spongebob: Tell me what, sir?
-Krabs: Questions are a danger to you... (holds out spatula) and a burden to others. (hands spongebob spatula and walks away)
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-Mr Krabs: Li'l lower! Li'l more! More! Lil' more! Ok, A liittle to thhe left now! Up a bit! Ok wait, thats too far now. Alright, alright, perfect, right there!
-Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I hope whatever you're yelling about is something more important than my mid-morning nap shift!
-Krabs: Just hangin' a new sign, squidward!
--worker unvails sign that says "Now Serving! DELUXE Krabby Patties!"
-Squidward: Deluxe krabby patties. (in sarcasm) Juuust what the world needed.
-Krabs:Shhhhhhhh! Ok, a little higher now!
--we go to the front of the chum bucket.
-Fish 1: Hey, look at that!
-Fish 2: What?
-Fish 1: There! Right up there!
-Fish 2: Where? I don't see anything!
-Fish 1: A little to the right...
-Fish 2: Oh yeah, I see it!
-Fish 1: (to croud) There's an new sign up at the Krusty Krab! It says their serving something something called a deluxe Krabby patty!
-Fish 2: That sounds delicious!
-Fish 1: Your telling me, I'm gonna try one! (runs to KK)
--whole line of fish runs to KK
-Plankton: Next Chumstemer in line, please!
--zoom out of empty chum bucket
-Plankton: (as seat falls over) hello?
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--scene starts in Krusty Krab, and the screen darts to the right.
-Man fish: These are delicious!
-Lady fish: right! I can't imagine what makes them taste so good! (bites into deluxe krabby patty)
--we see huge eye.
-Plankton: (putsdown telescope) Well, well, well, now I ''do'' see what krabs meant when he said two could play that game. But he's a bigger fool than he realizes if he thinks old plankton it gonna take this one lying down! (looks down, and stands up) Uhhh... Meh
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-Fish 1: Man am I stuffed!
-Fish 3: Me, too! But that deluxe krabby patty was so swimmin' good, I'm gonna get another one!
-Fish 1: Sounds like a plan!
-Fish 2: Hold it, what's that sign say?
-Fish 3: It looks like it says,"NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED GOODNESS!
--all three fish look at each other, then get out of their tables and run to Chum Bucket
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--there is a long line at chum bucket, and the scene darts to the right, with Mr. Krabs standing in front of KK.
-Krabs: QUADRUPLE goodness?! (mumbles) We'll see about that.
--in the KK, we see spongebob, sweating and cooking krabby patties.
-Krabs: Keep the grill goin' nonstop to crank out as much grease as possible!
-Spongebob: ok Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off but i can turn it off even less than that if you want.
-Krabs: uuuh... i already see the... (slips on grease.) WHOOOOAAOO!
--clattering sound.
-Krabs: Gribbets Mollusk! (picks up greasy bun.) EEEAH! What in the name of neptune is this?
-Spongebob: Sorry Mr. Krabs. I accedentily dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease. They've been soakin' there for about an hour.
-- Eugene smiles
-(sign outside the krusty krab that says Yummy Bunz over an Hour of flavor in every bun)
-Plankton: Yummy bunz huh? well you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that once the hungry public hears about MY newest creation.
-Karen: Creation? My scanner shows thats nothing more than a burnt grease crumb.
-Plankton: You're right! and its packed with flavor!
-(cut to a sign outside the chumbucket that says Crispity Crunchities Fried grease crumbs packed with flavor) (cut again to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs walks by Squidward with pure grease on a plate)
-Squidward: P.U Mr. Krabs!
-Mr. Krabs: Huh?
-Squidward: Dont you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
-Mr Krabs: This is our latest product! Its pure grease on a paper plate!
-Squidward: i'll give you points for honesty.
-(cut to a sign that says Wow! Soup only at Krusty Krab. Cut again to spongebob in the kitchen preping some soup.)
-Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! Get those seven orders of Wow soup out to table 3 pronto! We gotta keep the customers happy! or Plankton will steal them back!
-(spongebob walks out with the soup to find that the entire Krusty Krab is covered in grease and the customers look horrible. A fish walks by spongebob covered in grease)
-Fish: are you going to eat that?
-Spongebob: It was supposed to be going to table 3.
-Fish: ok.
-(Mr krabs startles spongebob)
-Mr: Krabs. SPONGEBOB!
-(spongebob flips the plate over and the grease lands back on the plate)
-Spongebob: Sir yes sir!
-Mr. Krabs: Are you gonna get that soup served to table 3 or are you gonna wait til it gets up and walks there itself?
-Spongebob: Actually Mr. Krabs, I been thinking. And well, Dont you think this whole grease thing has gone a bit to far?
-(Mr. Krabs laughs)
-Mr. Krabs: You know what i think spongebob? I think you should be thinking about not thinking and get back to work!!!
-(patrick stumbles in fat and grease-covered)
-Patrick Gotta.... Have.... Crunchity... Munchities... (patrick falls over spongebob runs to his side)
-Spongebob: PATRICK! Oh no! not my best friend to! (he gets an assertive look on his face. Cut to a health inspector riding in on the truck. He finds the entire area is covered in grease)
-Mr. Krabs: (gasp) Oh no! Did somebody call the health inspector?!?
-Plankton: oh no! did somebody call the health inspector?
-Health inspector: Did somebody call the... Health inspector?
-Spongebob: It was me sir. I just wanted to tell you that for the past two weeks, plankton and mr. krabs have been... (short pause) they been feeding people Grea... (he's cut off as mr krabs picks him up and throws him in an attempt to shut him up. The health inspector wants to know whats going on and they tell him nothing just a friendly competion between old friends. spongebob tries to say they've been feeding people grease 3 times until he falls off a cliff and they can no longer shut him up)
-Spongebob: They're feeding people greeaase.
-Health inspector: Well! I thought i recognized this horrible stench. But i thought just maybe one of you two hadnt showered in a while.
-Plankton: Uh Officer! Officer i would just like to state for the record that uh, (points to krabs) this was all his idea! All of it!
-Health inspector: Oh really? Well in that case you'll be happy to know ill be ordering BOTH of your restaurants to be closed down until the two of you slimeballs can clean up your act! (climbs in his truck) Good day. (as he leaves he gets grease all over mr krabs and plankton.)
-Plankton: well im taking a bath. (he walks off as spongebob walks in with his hat in his hands and a sad look on his face)
-Mr. Krabs: I guess this is it boy. The end of an era.
-Spongebob: No its not the end Mr. Krabs.
-Mr. Krabs: It is. Unless i can find a way to get this grease soaked up. (spongebob gets an idea)
-Spongebob: Wait a minute. Did you say soaked up?
-Mr. Krabs: Oh what difference does it make?
-Spongebob: (with a giddy look on his face) You'll see!
-(cut to mr. Krabs sleeping in front of the krusty krab he wakes up to find the grease gone)
-Mr. Krabs. Ah. It was all a dream! (spongebob appears full of grease)
-Spongebob: No it wasnt Mr. Krabs! I soaked up all the offending substances from the surrounding area and im gonna go dispose of them PROPERLY. The krusty krab is grease free! (patrick runs up to him and sees that hes full of grease and he starts licking spongebob) Patrick No! (he ignores this and licks his hand)
-Patrick: mmm. Crunchity Munchities!!
-Spongebob: Stop it! Stop it! Go away! no! no! (spongebob runs away with patrick in tow. Mr krabs has a look on his face and the episode ends.)
-Mr. Krabs
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