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|Goo Lagoon Lifeguard|
|Color:||Light olive green|
|Appearance:||"Revenge of the Flying Dutchman"|
|List of characters|
Goo Lagoon Lifeguards are enemies that appear in the SpongeBob SquarePants game, "Revenge of the Flying Dutchman." They patrol the sandy shores of Goo Lagoon, looking for rule-breakers to beat up. They act more like thugs than lifeguards and will attack SpongeBob on sight. They are also quite hypocritical, because they shout at SpongeBob for running, and then they will run at SpongeBob.
Description and occupation
Goo Lagoon Lifeguards can come in two sizes: normal size and big size, who are twice as big as the ordinary ones. Upon spotting SpongeBob, the alerted lifeguard will shout, "Hey! No running on the beach!" Other things that lifeguards may shout include:
"Are you looking for trouble?!"
"I thought I told you to slow down!"
"Get off the beach, runt!!!"
Note that larger lifeguards don't talk, unlike the smaller ones who are very vocal.
Each lifeguard wears a white vest with a red medical cross in the middle of it. They also each have sunglasses on their faces as well as a whistle in their mouths. Their teeny-tiny stubby little legs have a pair of small red shorts on them. And, if you observe them closely enough, you can see an anchor tattoo on one of the arms of each one.
They are not especially pretty and are rather ugly in appearance, which helps them maintain an intimidating thuggish exterior. They have red spikes running down their backs, which could indicate that the lifeguards are porcupine fish.
When a lifeguard isn't down on the sand punching people, he is usually up in his lifeguard tower. The larger lifeguards often rest up there until SpongeBob takes out a normal lifeguard, so the tougher one in the nearest tower leaps down to fulfill his place.
When you hear a lifeguard shout, it's a sign that he has turned hostile. To fight off the pesky bodyguard-like idiot, belly-slamming and punching is a good way to retaliate. Normal-sized lifeguards are more easy and it only takes two belly-slams / punches to destroy them. But larger ones take longer and are much stronger, so don't sit back and relax once you've taken out the first one. Again, belly-slamming comes in handy, but try not to land on his head; it won't affect him in any way and once you're back on the ground, the lifeguard will take the opportunity to swing his fists at you. So be sure to be equipped with the maximum amount of pants (5) and be careful!