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- [SpongeBob is sleeping, and his alarm clock wakes him up. He struggles to turn it off, yawns then gets out of bed, puts his pants on, then walks into the kitchen to get food for Gary. He accidently trips because of the heavy bag of food, and theres a big pile of food on top of Garys bowl]
- SpongeBob: Gary, come and get it! [Gary doesnt come to get the food. Outside SpongeBobs pineapple, the wind is blowing and it looks like no one is in Bikini Bottom] Gary? Gary? Gary Gary? Gary? [SpongeBob looks in the living room, at the top of the stair case, out of a door at the bottom of the staircase, under his bed, and in the toilet. SpongeBob then walks back into the kitchen] Gary must have gotten an early start. [walks away. cuts to outside where SpongeBob is walking up to Squidwards house with a megaphone] Rise and shine Squidward, You dont want to be late again. [silence] Okay, see you at the Krusty Krab. [now talking to himself] I guess Squidward needs his beauty sleep. Not everyone is blessed with my natural good looks. [scene cuts to Patricks house. SpongeBob knocks on it] Patrick, its morning! You dont want to forget to wake up again. [silence again] Patrick? Okay, see you after work, sleepy head. [cuts to scene of SpongeBob walking on the street whistling, where nobody else is. SpongeBob hops over a boat thats in the middle of the road then walks in the Krusty Krab, and stares out the order window. The sun is setting. SpongeBob looks at his watch] Slow day. Good night Squidward. Good night Mr. Krabs. [door opens, revealing that Mr. Krabs is not in there. Scene then cuts back to SpongeBobs house] Gary, im home! Gary? You here buddy? [walks into the kitchen, realizing that the big pile of food is still there] Gary? [gasps] He hasnt touched his food! [runs over to Squidwards house screaming, and then knocks on the door] Squidward! Open up! [door opens by itself] Squidward, Have you seen Gary? hes gone missing! [no answer] Squidward? There's no sign of Squidward anywhere. Squidward? [walks upstairs] You up here? Hmm, Squidwards clarinet. [puts the clarinet in his mouth a few times] Its not even warm. Squidward's missing too! [runs over to Patricks house] Patrick, open up! Squidward and Gary are missing! [lifts up rock, revealing that theres nobody there] Patricks gone too! What if everybodys gone?! [cuts to the Krusty Krab] Mr. Krabs! [gasp] He's gone too! [cuts to Sandys house] Sandy! She's gone! [cuts to SpongeBob walking out of 5 buildings, saying "Gone" each time he exits one. He then runs forward on the street] Where did everybody go?! [we look around Bikini Bottom, then we see the whole city, where SpongeBob is doing the echo effect on a cliff] Go! Go! Go! Everybodys gone! But I swear, that I will keep the memory of Bikini Bottom alive, by living out their lives for them. [cuts to next day, where SpongeBob is blowing a bubble of himself, then plays a record of him laughing. He then runs into Squidwards house and takes the form of Squidward and imitating him]
- SpongeBob: [As Squidward] SpongeBob, would you be quiet? You're disrupting my genius. [plays Squidward's clarinet. Cuts to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise? [SpongeBob then sits in Mr. Krabs's chair and takes the form of Mr. Krabs and imitates him]
- SpongeBob: [As Mr. Krabs] No! Now get to work!
- SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs sir!
- SpongeBob: [As Old Man Jenkins] Excuse me sonny, may I have a Krabby Patty deluxe please?
- SpongeBob: Right away, sir! I mean...
- SpongeBob: [As Squidward] ...whatever. Hey SpongeBob, we got an order for a Krabby Patty Deluxe. Heaven knows why. [giggles, then moves a box that looks like him]
- SpongeBob: Coming up, Squidward! [cuts to SpongeBob at Patrick's house where he looks like him and is sleeping. Scene then cuts to Sandy's house] Excuse me Sandy, but may I have some more of this delicious iced tea?
- SpongeBob: [As Sandy] Why sure! Whoops, just a second. [grows a tail] Why sure now SpongeBob. [cuts to Mrs. Puffs boating school]
- SpongeBob: [As Mrs. Puff] Good morning class. Can anyone tell me the first thing you do when driving a boat?
- SpongeBob: Ahem, floor it?
- SpongeBob: That's right you floor it. Excellent work SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Why thank you Mrs.... [begins to sob] Pu... Pu... Puff! [starts to cry] This is pointless! I'm not Mrs. Puff! I cant replace everyone! Ill never be happy again! [notices blank drivers license on the desk] Ooh, my drivers license. [cuts to SpongeBob, taking a picture of him to put in the license] That's the baby. [he then walks up to a boat] Hi fella, its me. [boat drives away. SpongeBob then pulls it back up] Its okay, I'm licensed. [SpongeBob gets in the boat and starts it up] Oh yeah, listen to that purr! La-la-la- [SpongeBob starts driving it, causing destruction on Bikini Bottom] -la-la-la... la... [He falls asleep, and drives into Patricks house, causing it to skid up, missing Squdwards house, and then crashes into the second story of SpongeBob house] Good night Boaty. [is then having nightmares, and is talking in his sleep] No! No! [wakes up and screams] No! Oh Gary, I had a nightmare that all my friends were gone! And I was driving a... [screams, cause he notices that boaty is right next to him in bed] So it was true. Well I guess its just you and me now boaty. [scene cuts to him and boaty taking a shower, then eating cereal, then crashing out of the pineapple riding it, then jellyfishing, then at the goo lagoon, then on the sea-saw, then driving into the Krusty Krab] This is where I work. Do you want to help me cook up some Krabby Patties? Great! [SpongeBob puts a box of Krabby Patties under boatys tire, then moving it to get the patties on the grill] Back when everyone was around, they used to enjoy these. Here, try one. [throws a Krabby Patty under his hood, it then splatters everywhere] What? You don't like Krabby Patties? Huh! Well I guess we can still make this work. [scene cuts to SpongeBob driving boaty into the pineapple] Whew. Boy, we learned a lot about each other today. You Know? I thought Id go crazy without all my friends and aquaintences around, but it looks like you were all I needed to stay sane! [boaty rumbles] What? A puppet of my old best friend? [boaty rumbles again] Made entirely out of Krabby Patty Meat? [laughs] Oh Boaty, you are a card. [SpongeBob walks into a closet, where he is talking to the puppet Boaty was talking about earlier] Sorry im late Patrick. Boaty was telling me a joke. [SpongeBob sticks his hand in there and starts talking for him
- Krabby Patty Patrick: Youre awfully chummy with that guy for someone who has it out for you.
- SpongeBob: Who, Boaty? [giggles] Oh no hes... Really?
- Krabby Patty Patrick: I cant talk now. Hes watching us.
- SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick! Dont go! [notices Boaty is staring at him] Huh? Nothing Boaty! I... im just going to bed.
- Narrator: Three days later.
{{L|SpongeBob|[writing in his diary] Dear Diary: Not sure if I can trust any viechle. Run for it as soon as the coast is clear. [SpongeBob looks out of the plant hes hiding in, seeing theres no one there. Walks into a closet, where Boaty comes in. SpongeBob screams and bursts through the wall of his house] AHHHH! [Runs into another boat] AHHHH! [Runs into a boat rental] AHHHHH! [Runs inside The Reef theater. Cut to inside one of the theater rooms. SpongeBob looks around to make sure there is no Boaty. He pulls up some popcorn and a drink and turns to the screen. A movie about vehicles is being shown] AHHHHHH! [SpongeBob runs out of the theater]
THE END