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Season №: 8
Episode №: 172b
Airdate: April 3, 2012
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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Glove World R.I.P." from season eight, which aired on April 3, 2012.

  • [SpongeBob is reading a book in his library. A roller coaster crashes through the wall and hits a statue's head, causing it to hit the bookcase and the books collapse]
  • SpongeBob: Ah! Guests! May I offer you some lemonade?
  • Billy: Ugh! That has got to be the worst amusement park I have EVER been to!
  • Harold: Yeah! The world would be a much better place with Glove World shut down down for good! [Everyone claps]
  • SpongeBob: Excuse me, did you just say Glove World?
  • Billy: Yes. It's Glove World. They're gonna close it. Tomorrow! Forever!!!
  • SpongeBob: Close Glove World? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
  • Billy: Well, it's depends on your definition.
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry I gotta go. [SpongeBob leaves in the library]
  • Billy: Wh-wh-wh what about our lemonade? [Cutscene to patrick's rock, SpongeBob was running and stops to knock on the rock]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick! [Patrick was in the shower inside the rock]
  • Patrick: I can't come out. SpongeBob I'm taking a shower.
  • SpongeBob: But Patrick, it's Glove World! They're gonna... [Patrick is out of the shower and running]
  • Patrick: Glove World? [SpongeBob starts running]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick wait! [Cutscene to Glove World Entrance. SpongeBob and Patrick made it to glove world]
  • SpongeBob: There it is Patrick. Glove World.
  • Patrick: Look at that guy, he must be older.
  • SpongeBob: Uh-huh, come on. Excuse us sir, we heard a horrible rumor that you're gonna close glove world forever.
  • Patrick: Close Glove World?! Has the world gone mad?! [Patrick was not wearing shorts]
  • Glove World Owner: Here son, take this. You don't wanna get cold. [Patrick is putting on his glove world hat]
  • Patrick: Uh, it feels good.
  • SpongeBob: Ooh, that looks Glovey on you Patrick.
  • Patrick: It fits like a glove.
  • SpongeBob: Glove size fits all.
  • Patrick: A penny saved is a penny gloved!
  • SpongeBob: You can leave a glove to glove, but you can't make it glove.
  • Patrick: She gloves me, she gloves me not.
  • SpongeBob: All's fair in glove and war.
  • Patrick: Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove.
  • Glove World Owner: Well, enjoy that hat. Now if you'll folks will excuse me, I have a rickety old theme park to close down.
  • SpongeBob: Then the rumors are true, you are gonna close Glove World.
  • Glove World Owner: Yep. [SpongeBob and Patrick scream]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Glove World Owner: I understand you're concern, but really... [SpongeBob and Patrick screams again]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Zooms out through Glove World]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, please Mr. Soon To Be Ex-owner of Glove World. Could you see in your heart, to let us ride all our favorite rides? Just one last time.
  • Patrick: For all time's right sake.
  • Glove World Owner: Well, seeing it's our last day of operation, anyway and it's long as the two of you pay the full admission price, sure go right ahead!
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Thank You. Thank You. Thank You. [SpongeBob & Patrick are kissing to his feet.. Cutscene to Tilt-A-Hurl]
  • SpongeBob: Well, there she is Patrick. It's time to say goodbye to the Tilt-A-Hurl. [SpongeBob and Patrick are getting in the seats]
  • Patrick: Goodbye Tilt-A-Hurl. [The metal seatbar hits SpongeBob and Patrick. The Tilt-A-Hurl is starting to spin]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Ow! [Hurls Again] Ow! [Hurls Again] Ow! [Hurls Again] Ow! [Hurls one more time] OW! [The Tilt-A-Hurl has stopped]
  • Patrick: We'll miss you. [SpongeBob & Patrick are getting out of seats.. Next, they are at the Glove Drop]
  • SpongeBob: Goodbye Glove Drop.
  • Patrick: So many fun memories on this ride.
  • SpongeBob: I know Patrick but we have to be brave. [Everyone is on the Glove Drop. The hand pushes the Glove Drop. It's falling down. Everybody is screaming, except SpongeBob and Patrick are crying. It crashes to the ground. SpongeBob and Patrick are up.. sniffles] Where to next Patrick?
  • Patrick: I think you know where pal. [After that, they are looking the Glove Boat]
  • SpongeBob: The Glove Boat. My most favorite ride in entire glove kingdom. This is the last time we'll ever ride it.
  • Patrick: Come on buddy. Let's take our seats. [ Everyone is on the glove boat]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: [weakly] Whee. [The glove boat is swinging back and forth, until it's upside down. And everyone is falling down.. Cutscene through the Glove World]
  • SpongeBob: I just don't get it, I mean why? Why must Glove World close? [The roller coaster fall on the ground]
  • Patrick: Beats me. Let's go ride the Ferris Wheel. [Cutscene to the Ferris Wheel. SpongeBob sighs. The Ferris Wheel is rolling]
  • SpongeBob: Ew, did you hear that?
  • Patrick: Excuse me.
  • SpongeBob: No not that it was... oh no Patrick look!
  • Patrick: Oh no! What am I looking at?
  • SpongeBob: The Ferris Wheel. It's free of it mornings! [The Ferris Wheel is still rolling]
  • Patrick: Then you mean...
  • SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
  • Patrick: It's free from it's mornings! [Everyone is screaming. And the Ferris Wheel is still rolling] SpongeBob what are you doing? We must remain seated in all times!
  • SpongeBob: We have to jump off this thing before it crashes! Come on! [SpongeBob jumps off the Ferris Wheel]
  • Patrick: Wh-wh-wh-wh? You know I'm allergic to jumping! You know that! [SpongeBob on the ground and then he runs]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's now or never! You can do this!
  • Patrick: I uh, oh if you say so. [Patrick tries to jump. Patrick was out of the ferris wheel]
  • SpongeBob: Nice job Patrick.
  • Patrick: Thanks!
  • SpongeBob: Look! [The Ferris Wheel crashed in the Glove Lake] Whoa, right in the middle of Glove Lake.
  • Patrick: That's really gonna spoil the residents of Glove Castle.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, I think the time has come for us to accept reality.
  • Patrick: Well goodness for what started now.
  • SpongeBob: All I'm saying is maybe there's a reason Glove World is closing. I mean just look around you, open your eyes.
  • Patrick: Ok. [Patrick opens his eyes. At the Hall of Mirrors, Tom and his son are laughing at the mirror but the mirrors are shattered. Next at the mud slide, the log has falls into the mud. Thaddeus got worms on his body, including Evelyn. At the glove karts, harold was honking the wheel]
  • Harold: Move it slowpoke!
  • Fred: Hey, who you calling slowpoke? You sidey! [Everyone is stuck in the glove karts. Patrick closed his eyes]
  • SpongeBob: See what I mean patrick. Glove world is on it's last legs.
  • Patrick: Yeah, or on it's last finger.
  • SpongeBob: I just wish there was something we can do. [Patrick smiles]
  • Patrick: I know what we can do. Let's take a trip to glove world and cheers us up.
  • SpongeBob: Wait a second. [gasps] That's it!
  • Patrick: It is?
  • SpongeBob: Of course, we just have to fix Glove World.
  • Patrick: We do?
  • SpongeBob: Then everybody will love it again, and then will have no choice but to keep Glove World open. Are you with me?
  • Patrick: I think so. Yeah i'm here. [Cutscene to the hall of mirrors, and SpongeBob is in the mirror]
  • SpongeBob: Okay Patrick, this is it you remember what to say?
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, I'm not a stupid. Come one, come all, to the new, the improved...
  • SpongeBob: [whisperly] Hall of mirrors.
  • Patrick: Hall of Mirrors!
  • Nat: Wow, new approved. [SpongeBob turns into Nat] Wow, that's fantastic!
  • SpongeBob: It's working.
  • Ugly Fish: Oh, I'll try it. [SpongeBob turns into Ugly Fish] Hey, what kind of mirror is that? [Ugly fish hits SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Ow!
  • Ugly Fish: Luck, leather close this place down! [Cutscene the bubble poppin boy and Monroe]
  • Bubble poppin boy: Hey there kid. [Monroe kicks his leg] You little crab! I have had it! Three and a half weeks of working here, this is how we treated! You're gonna have to pay for my generally replacement surgery!
  • Glove World Owner: I'm sorry you're feeled that way but if we were combinated every employee. [Bubble poppin boy takes off the glove mascot]
  • Bubble poppin boy: Combinate this boss man!
  • Glove World Owner: Great! Now where am I gonna find another mascot?
  • Patrick: Mr.Owner Mr.Owner! Can I wear the glovey glove costume? Please, please? I just wanna try it on. And also this hat you let me earlier is turning to get little worn out. See? [Close up to Patrick's butt]
  • Glove World Owner: Well sure, why not? I mean what could go wrong?
  • Patrick: Thanks! [Patrick laughs. Cutscene to Ice cream]
  • Ice cream employee: Here you go little boy.
  • Monroe: Thanks! [Patrick appears]
  • Patrick: Oh oh! Glove Ice cream! [Monroe crying] Thanks! [In the Glove Karts, Patrick cuts in line]
  • Sandals: The park mascot, cutting in line? [Monroe appears being angry]
  • Monroe: And he stole my ice cream! [Patrick has monroe's ice cream on his mouth, and spits all over]
  • Patrick: I thought he gave it to me. [SpongeBob looks the glove swing is stopping]
  • SpongeBob: Boy, the swing ride is really slowing down. Bet something I can fix. [The guy is sleeping. And SpongeBob appears]
  • SpongeBob: Excuse me. [The guy fell. And SpongeBob gets the glove hat, and puts it on his head. He pulls the fastest. And the glove swing is fastest. And everyone is screaming. Billy's hat has been flew away. Lloyd's shirt has flew away. Mabel's hair is flew away. All of them has flew away from the bottom] Much better. [The roller coaster was fastest. Everyone is screaming. All of them were flewed away. SpongeBob runs through the glove pole] Ooh. [SpongeBob is pushing the glove pole. And gray fish is landed safely]
  • Gray Fish: Huh? Hey, I landed safely! [All of them are landed safely]
  • All: Hey, we landed safely! [All of them are in the ground. SpongeBob steps back. Patrick is chasing with the hammer. And everyone is screaming]
  • Fish: He's insane! Run for your lives! [Everyone is exiting the glove world]
  • Patrick: Come back here!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, Stop! What are you doing?
  • Patrick: I'm just trying to test their straight for this giant hammer.
  • SpongeBob: Listen Patrick, did you hear that?
  • Patrick: Yeah, it's the sound of total silence. [The tumbleweed appears and across through the glove world] Plus tumbleweeds. [The glove world has been R.I.P. from 2000-2012]
  • SpongeBob: Everybody's gone home Patrick. We couldn't fix Glove World, and now it's over. They're gonna close it, there's nothing we can do.
  • Patrick: Well, there is one thing we can do. [At night, SpongeBob and Patrick are chained up at the glove world entrance. And the glove owner comes]
  • Glove World Owner: What are you doing?
  • SpongeBob: We're doing what any concern responsible person does when they're left no other choice.
  • Patrick: Yeah brother! We're chaining ourselfs, through a gate.
  • Glove World Owner: Well I hope you don't plan on staying chain for long. Or you'll miss the big grand opening tonight.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: The grand What?
  • Glove World Owner: The grand opening. The only reason we're closing down Glove World, it's because Glove Universe is opening tonight. See for yourself. [The Glove Universe is grand opening with fireworks.]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Glove Universe?
  • Glove World Owner: Isn't she something? [sighs] Well, you two have a good night.
  • SpongeBob: Glove Universe grand opening! Are you ready Patrick?!
  • Patrick: You bet!
  • SpongeBob: Ok, let's get out of the chains. Give me the key.
  • Patrick: What key?
  • SpongeBob: The key that I gave you. The key that's unlock these chains.
  • Patrick: Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah, you told me to keep in the safe place remember?
  • SpongeBob: So where you keeping it?
  • Patrick: At the bottom of Glove Lake. Where no one will eeeeeeeeeveeerr find it! [Zooms out the Glove World Entrance] SpongeBob?

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