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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I'll go first. ''[Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger]''}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I'll go first. ''[Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' What did you do?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' What did you do?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Quite an improvement, don't you think?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Quite an improvement, don't you think?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow ''[goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger]''}}
  
{{L|Gary|Meow ''[goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|There, now you have pleanty of space. ''[they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|There, now you have plenty of space. ''[they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell]''}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
  
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Aha, they went this way.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Aha, they went this way.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air]'' There he is.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air]'' There he is.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Get ready.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Get ready.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Patrick! ''[Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs]'' There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". ''[cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick]'' Good deed acomplished! I ask for no reward.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Patrick! ''[Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs]'' There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". ''[cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick]'' Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|You're a saint, SpongeBob! A saint!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|You're a saint, SpongeBob! A saint!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ew! ''[they cough]'' He inked!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ew! ''[they cough]'' He inked!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Well, pardon my anatomy! ''[Squidward gets even bigger]'' What's happening?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Well, pardon my anatomy! ''[Squidward gets even bigger]'' What's happening?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|All right! ''[Squiward is really big]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|All right! ''[Squidward is really big]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|What did you do to me?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|What did you do to me?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!}}
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, get back here!}}
  
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, get back here!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' This is really fun.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' This is really fun.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[screams]'' I know. We should do this... ''[screams]'' ...more often. ''[they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[screams]'' I know. We should do this... ''[screams]'' ...more often. ''[they run into Bikini Bottom, screaming, when Squidward is chasing them]''}}
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{{L|Nancy|''[screams]'' A monster! ''[grabs Monroe, and runs away ]''}}
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{{L|Nancy|''[screams]'' A monster! ''[grabs Monroe's arm and begins tugging it twice as if to start a segway, and runs away, riding Monroe like a segway]''}}
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{{L|Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie|Monster!}}
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{{L|Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie|''[watch SpongeBob and Patrick running away, still screaming, Squidward's feet appears. A car drives out of the way]'' Monster!}}
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{{L|Medieval Fish|Monster! ''[an angry mob chases Squdward. the subtitles uses like this Knight: Monster! ''[crowd yelling]'' ]''}}
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{{L|Medieval Fish|Monster! ''[As the humanized fish walks out, villagers with torches and weapons form a mob to run for Bikini Bottom. They run past Squidward to kill him.'' ]''}}
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{{L|Fish 1|Huh? ''[takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Male Fish #1|Huh? ''[takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. ''[an angry mob is surrounding Squidward]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. ''[Citizens with torches and pitchforks and rakes form a mob, surrounding Squidward.]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|What the?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|What the?}}
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{{L|Cora|Kick him! ''[it uses like this Female Fish: Kick him]''}}
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{{L|Cora|Kick him!}}
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{{L|Fish 2|Let's get him and make back bacon!}}
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{{L|Male Fish #2|Let's get him and make back bacon!}}
 
{{L|Lifeguard|Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!}}
  
{{L|Lifeguard|Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!}}
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{{L|[''A young humanized fish walks towards the mob.'']}}
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{{L|Taylor|Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. ''[Tina and Sadie's torches burn out. it uses like this Taylor: Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. ''[fire fade away]'' ]''}}
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{{L|Taylor|Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. ''[Tina and Sadie's torches extinguish.]''}}
 
{{L|Lifeguard|Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?}}
  
{{L|Lifeguard|Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.}}
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{{L|Nazz|He hurt the little ones feelings.}}
  
{{L|Nazz|He hurt the little ones feelings.}}
 
{{L|Shubie|Why, that's not very nice at all.}}
  
{{L|Shubie|Why, that's not very nice at all.}}
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{{L|Lifeguard|Take him down boys! ''[They use a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot. it is actually a catapult.. subtitles uses like this Man: Take him down, boys! ''[crowd yelling]'' ]''}}
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{{L|Lifeguard yells|Take him down boys! ''[Following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick. captions uses like this ''[thud. crowd yelling and talking at once]'' ]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick.''}}
 
{{L|Lifeguard|This oughta fix him. ''[puts lipstick on Squidward's lips]''}}
  
{{L|Lifeguard|This oughta fix him. ''[puts lipstick on Squidward's lips]''}}
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{{L|[''The mob stops yelling.'']}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?}}
 
{{L|Sadie|Oh yeah? Then prove it! ''[captions uses like this ''[angry]'' Oh yeah, then prove it]''}}
  
{{L|Sadie|Oh yeah? Then prove it! ''[captions uses like this ''[angry]'' Oh yeah, then prove it]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|What?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|What?}}
 
{{L|Evelyn|He didn't say bless you.}}
  
{{L|Evelyn|He didn't say bless you.}}
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{{L|Lifeguard|Get him! ''[Squidward runs away. it uses like this Man: Get him! ''[crowd muttering angrily..]'' ]''}}
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{{L|Lifeguard|Get him! ''[Squidward runs away from the angry mob.]''}}
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{{L|Shubie|Where'd he go? ''[captions uses like this Male Voiced Woman: Where did he go?]''}}
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{{L|Shubie|Where'd he go?}}
 
{{L|Lifeguard|Is that him over there?}}
  
{{L|Lifeguard|Is that him over there?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, I'm a lamp post?}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, I'm a lamp post?}}
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{{L|Lifeguard|Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! ''[crowd mutters angrily. cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs]''}}
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{{L|Lifeguard|Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! ''[Citizens run away as a defeat. cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. ''[cuts to Squidward on a mountain]'' And this is your new bed. ''[lays down]'' Good night, old life. ''[sobs]'' I'll miss you.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. ''[cuts to Squidward on a mountain]'' And this is your new bed. ''[lays down]'' Good night, old life. ''[sobs]'' I'll miss you.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, Squidward.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, Squidward.}}

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  • Squidward: [is asleep in bed when his alarm wakes him up. He puts on his slippers, gets out of bed, walks to the mirror, pulls up his shirt by his collar, licks his finger, and rubs his eyebrows] Squidward, my man, you are perfect! [Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted] Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. [Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside]
  • Patrick: They're pretty.
  • Squidward: [screams] Patrick?
  • SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!
  • Squidward: What are you two doing here?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden.
  • [Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp]
  • Squidward: STOP EATING MY KELP!!! [pushes Patrick away from his garden]
  • Patrick: Okay, Okay, jeez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.
  • Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
  • Patrick: [thinks] Yeah.
  • Squidward: Then have some more! [Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs] Still want that ice cream?
  • Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam! [both start licking it]
  • Squidward: Are you done yet?
  • Patrick: [after eating the ice cream cone] All done.
  • SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. [Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob]
  • Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.
  • Squidward: Hey!
  • SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. [SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger] Huh, nice and roomy. [hands the bottle to Patrick]
  • Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?
  • Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.
  • Patrick: Okay.
  • Squidward: Give me that!
  • Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.
  • Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?
  • SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!
  • Patrick: Yeah, I'll go first. [Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger]
  • Squidward: [screams] What did you do?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh!
  • Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?
  • SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!
  • Patrick: Yay! [they run off]
  • Squidward: Hey, get back here, [chases after them] and fix my nose! [SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary]
  • SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.
  • Gary: Meow [goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger]
  • SpongeBob: There, now you have plenty of space. [they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Squidward: Aha, they went this way.
  • Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
  • Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. [walks off]
  • Gary: Meow. [pants. He tries to move, but it's really hard with a big shell. Bubbles rise up, transitioning to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock]
  • SpongeBob: [talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air] There he is.
  • Patrick: Get ready.
  • SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! [Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs] There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". [cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick] Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
  • Patrick: You're a saint, SpongeBob! A saint!
  • SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!
  • Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?
  • SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.
  • Patrick: No, the other one. [both think, then Squidward walks on screen]
  • Squidward: SpongeBob! [pants] Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure?
  • Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.
  • Squidward: Yes, I'm sure!
  • SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?
  • Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, that's brilliant!!
  • Squidward: No wait, don't. [they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it gets bigger]
  • SpongeBob: That didn't work.
  • Patrick: Try it again.
  • SpongeBob: I think I'll just even him out. First, a bigger head.
  • [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's head]
  • Patrick: Well, now his body is too small.
  • SpongeBob: Right, too small. [SpongeBob sprays it]
  • Patrick: Arms are too short. [SpongeBob sprays his arm] Legs are too short. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's legs] Other arm. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's other arm] Feet too small. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's feet] Teeth! [SpongeBob sprays them] Belly button. [SpongeBob sprays it. Patrick blows a kiss] Perfect!
  • Squidward: I look horrible! [Squidward inks]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! [they cough] He inked!
  • Squidward: Well, pardon my anatomy! [Squidward gets even bigger] What's happening?
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! [Squidward is really big]
  • Squidward: What did you do to me?
  • Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!
  • SpongeBob: And a giant.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!
  • Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! [picks up SpongeBob and Patrick] What will I do now?
  • SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!
  • Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!
  • SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! [they run away from Squidward]
  • Squidward: SpongeBob, get back here!
  • SpongeBob: [screams] This is really fun.
  • Patrick: [screams] I know. We should do this... [screams] ...more often. [they run into Bikini Bottom, screaming, when Squidward is chasing them]
  • Nancy: [screams] A monster! [grabs Monroe's arm and begins tugging it twice as if to start a segway, and runs away, riding Monroe like a segway]
  • Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie: [watch SpongeBob and Patrick running away, still screaming, Squidward's feet appears. A car drives out of the way] Monster!
  • Medieval Fish: Monster! [As the humanized fish walks out, villagers with torches and weapons form a mob to run for Bikini Bottom. They run past Squidward to kill him. ]
  • Male Fish #1: Huh? [takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick]
  • SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. [Citizens with torches and pitchforks and rakes form a mob, surrounding Squidward.]
  • Squidward: What the?
  • Cora: Kick him!
  • Male Fish #2: Let's get him and make back bacon!
  • Lifeguard: Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!
  • [A young humanized fish walks towards the mob.]
  • Taylor: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. [Tina and Sadie's torches extinguish.]
  • Lifeguard: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
  • Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
  • SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.
  • Squidward: OH, QUIET YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!
  • [all gasp]
  • Nazz: He hurt the little ones feelings.
  • Shubie: Why, that's not very nice at all.
  • Lifeguard yells: Take him down boys! [Following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot.]
  • Squidward: Ow! [then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick.
  • Lifeguard: This oughta fix him. [puts lipstick on Squidward's lips]
  • [The mob stops yelling.]
  • Squidward: Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?
  • Sadie: Oh yeah? Then prove it! [captions uses like this [angry] Oh yeah, then prove it]
  • Lifeguard: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...
  • Nazz: Compliment me on my new hairdo?
  • Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.
  • Nazz: [laughs] Oh, thank you.
  • Camp Councilor: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails? [we see fish sleeping under Squidward's toenails]
  • Skier: Take me to the top of Mount Humongous? [Squidward does it and the skier skis down Mt. Humongous] Whee...!
  • Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? [Squidward blows on a windmill]
  • Tyler: Do my homework?
  • Nat: Dust my attic?
  • Taylor: Feed my snail? [Squidward pants]
  • Shubie: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.
  • Harold: He taught my grandmother how to read!
  • Lifeguard: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. [the blimp is really Squidward's nose]
  • Nat: He helped me build a... a... [sneezes]
  • All: Ahem?
  • Squidward: What?
  • Evelyn: He didn't say bless you.
  • Lifeguard: Get him! [Squidward runs away from the angry mob.]
  • Shubie: Where'd he go?
  • Lifeguard: Is that him over there?
  • Squidward: Uhh, I'm a lamp post?
  • Lifeguard: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! [Citizens run away as a defeat. cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs]
  • Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. [cuts to Squidward on a mountain] And this is your new bed. [lays down] Good night, old life. [sobs] I'll miss you.
  • SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.
  • Squidward: Where are you?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleepover, in your belly button.
  • Squidward: What the? [Squidward picks them out] Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! [sobbing)
  • SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.
  • Patrick: So?
  • SpongeBob: We shall do him another. [cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something] We did it Patrick. [they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward"]
  • Squidward: What the?
  • SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. [Squidward opens it]
  • Squidward: A giant clarinet? [SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps] And it sounds divine! [as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size] Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (bawling) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs] Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously] What? [cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is cut down] You cut it down?
  • SpongeBob: We used your kelp to make a kelp mache clarinet. [Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again]
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