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{{L|Squidward|''[is asleep in bed when his alarm wakes him up. He puts on his slippers, gets out of bed, walks to the mirror, pulls up his shirt by his collar, licks his finger, and rubs his eyebrows]'' Squidward, my man, you are perfect! ''[Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted]'' Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. ''[Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside]''}}
|prev = Sun Bleached
 
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{{L|Patrick|They're pretty.}}
|title = Giant Squidward
 
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{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Patrick?}}
|next = No Nose Knows
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|And SpongeBob!}}
|titlecard = Giant.jpg
 
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{{L|Squidward|What are you two doing here?}}
|season = 6
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden.}}
|episode = 107a
 
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{{L|''[Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp]''}}
|airdate = [[June 3]], [[2008]]
 
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{{L|Squidward|STOP EATING MY KELP!!! ''[pushes Patrick away from his garden]''}}
|seasonname = six
 
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{{L|Patrick|Okay, Okay, jeez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?}}
Squidward: ''(is asleep in bed when his alarm wakes him up. He puts on his slippers, gets out of bed, walks to the mirror, pulls up his shirt by his collar, licks his finger, and rubs his eyebrows)'' Squidward, my man, you are perfect! ''(Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted)'' Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. ([[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] sprays it, and his kelp stands up. [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] sniffs it, then notices [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] inside)
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[thinks]'' Yeah.}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|Then have some more! ''[Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs]'' Still want that ice cream?}}
[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: They're pretty.
 
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{{L|Patrick|Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam! ''[both start licking it]''}}
 
[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]: ''(screams)'' Patrick?
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{{L|Squidward|Are you done yet?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[after eating the ice cream cone]'' All done.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. ''[Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob]''}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: And [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]!
 
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{{L|Patrick|Here you go SpongeBob.}}
 
Squidward: What are you two doing here?
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{{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. ''[SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger]'' Huh, nice and roomy. ''[hands the bottle to Patrick]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Do you want your grow juice back?}}
SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden.
 
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{{L|Squidward|Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Okay.}}
''(Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp)''
 
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{{L|Squidward|Give me that!}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|But you said you didn't want it.}}
Squidward: STOP EATING MY KELP!!! ''(pushes [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] away from his garden)''
 
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{{L|Squidward|Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea Squidward!}}
Patrick: Okay, Okay, jeez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.
 
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, I'll go first. ''[Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger]''}}
 
Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
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{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' What did you do?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh!}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Quite an improvement, don't you think?}}
Patrick: ''(thinks)'' Yeah.
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[they run off]''}}
Squidward: Then have some more! ''(Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs)'' Still want that ice cream?
 
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{{L|Squidward|Hey, get back here, ''[chases after them]'' and fix my nose! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.}}
Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam! ''(both start licking it)''
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow ''[goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|There, now you have plenty of space. ''[they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell]''}}
Squidward: Are you done yet?
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|Aha, they went this way.}}
Patrick: ''(after eating the ice cream cone)'' All done.
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, tell me about it. ''[walks off]''}}
SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. (Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob)
 
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{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[pants. He tries to move, but it's really hard with a big shell. Bubbles rise up, transitioning to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air]'' There he is.}}
Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.
 
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{{L|Patrick|Get ready.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Now, Patrick! ''[Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs]'' There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". ''[cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick]'' Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.}}
Squidward: Hey!
 
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{{L|Patrick|You're a saint, SpongeBob! A saint!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!}}
SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. ''(SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger)'' Huh, nice and roomy. ''(hands the bottle to Patrick)''
 
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I got one! You know that thing?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Um, right, that thing that we did that day.}}
Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?
 
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{{L|Patrick|No, the other one. ''[both think, then Squidward walks on screen]''}}
 
Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! ''[pants]'' Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure?}}
 
Patrick: Okay.
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, you'd be ugly again.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Yes, I'm sure!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm, how to fix his nose?}}
Squidward: Give me that!
 
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{{L|Patrick|What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, that's brilliant!!}}
Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.
 
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{{L|Squidward|No wait, don't. ''[they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it gets bigger]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|That didn't work.}}
Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?
 
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{{L|Patrick|Try it again.}}
 
SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!
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{{L|SpongeBob|I think I'll just even him out. First, a bigger head.}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob sprays Squidward's head]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Well, now his body is too small.}}
Patrick: Yeah, I'll go first. (Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Right, too small. ''[SpongeBob sprays it]''}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|Arms are too short. ''[SpongeBob sprays his arm]'' Legs are too short. ''[SpongeBob sprays Squidward's legs]'' Other arm. ''[SpongeBob sprays Squidward's other arm]'' Feet too small. ''[SpongeBob sprays Squidward's feet]'' Teeth! ''[SpongeBob sprays them]'' Belly button. ''[SpongeBob sprays it. Patrick blows a kiss]'' Perfect!}}
Squidward: (screams) What did you do?
 
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{{L|Squidward|I look horrible! ''[Squidward inks]''}}
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh!
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ew! ''[they cough]'' He inked!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Well, pardon my anatomy! ''[Squidward gets even bigger]'' What's happening?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|All right! ''[Squidward is really big]''}}
Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?
 
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{{L|Squidward|What did you do to me?}}
 
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{{L|Patrick|I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!}}
SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|And a giant.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|A giant monster!}}
Patrick: Yay! (they run off)
 
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{{L|Squidward|I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! ''[picks up SpongeBob and Patrick]'' What will I do now?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!}}
Squidward: Hey, get back here, ''(chases after them)'' and fix my nose! ''(SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary)''
 
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|And we run around and scream like crazy! ''[they run away from Squidward]''}}
SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.
 
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, get back here!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' This is really fun.}}
Gary: Meow (goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger)
 
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{{L|Patrick|''[screams]'' I know. We should do this... ''[screams]'' ...more often. ''[they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them]''}}
 
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{{L|Nancy|''[screams]'' A monster! ''[grabs Monroe's arm and begins tugging it twice as if to start a segway, and runs away, riding Monroe like a segway]''}}
SpongeBob: There, now you have pleanty of space. (they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell)
 
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{{L|Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie|Monster!}}
 
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{{L|Medieval Fish|Monster! ''[As the humanized fish walks out, villagers with torches and weapons form a mob to run for Bikini Bottom. They run past Squidward to kill him.'' ]''}}
Gary: Meow.
 
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{{L|Male Fish #1|Huh? ''[takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. ''[Citizens with torches and pitchforks and rakes form a mob, surrounding Squidward.]''}}
Squidward: Aha, they went this way.
 
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{{L|Squidward|What the?}}
 
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{{L|Cora|Kick him!}}
Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
 
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{{L|Male Fish #2|Let's get him and make back bacon!}}
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!}}
Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. ''(walks off)''
 
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{{L|[''A young humanized fish walks towards the mob.'']}}
 
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{{L|Taylor|Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. ''[Tina and Sadie's torches extinguish.]''}}
Gary: Meow. ''(pants. He tries to move, but it's really hard with a big shell. Bubbles rise up, transitioning to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock)''
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.}}
SpongeBob: ''(talking about [[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]], who is throwing a penny in the air)'' There he is.
 
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Even though you really wanted to.}}
Patrick: Get ready.
 
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{{L|Squidward|OH, QUIET YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!}}
 
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{{L|''[all gasp]''}}
SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs) There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". ''(cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick)'' Good deed acomplished! I ask for no reward.
 
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{{L|Nazz|He hurt the little ones feelings.}}
 
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{{L|Shubie|Why, that's not very nice at all.}}
Patrick: You're a saint, SpongeBob! ''A saint!''
 
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{{L|Lifeguard yells|Take him down boys! ''[Following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot.]''}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick.''}}
SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|This oughta fix him. ''[puts lipstick on Squidward's lips]''}}
 
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{{L|[''The mob stops yelling.'']}}
Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?
 
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{{L|Squidward|Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?}}
 
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{{L|Sadie|Oh yeah? Then prove it! ''[captions uses like this ''[angry]'' Oh yeah, then prove it]''}}
SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...}}
 
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{{L|Nazz|Compliment me on my new hairdo?}}
Patrick: No, the other one. ''(both think, then Squidward walks on screen)''
 
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{{L|Squidward|Yeah, sure, whatever.}}
 
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{{L|Nazz|''[laughs]'' Oh, thank you.}}
Squidward: SpongeBob! ''(pants)'' Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
 
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{{L|Camp Councilor|Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails? ''[we see fish sleeping under Squidward's toenails]''}}
 
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{{L|Skier|Take me to the top of Mount Humongous? ''[Squidward does it and the skier skis down Mt. Humongous]'' Whee...!}}
SpongeBob: Are you sure?
 
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{{L|Farmer|Blow on my old windmill? ''[Squidward blows on a windmill]''}}
 
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{{L|Tyler|Do my homework?}}
Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.
 
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{{L|Nat|Dust my attic?}}
 
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{{L|Taylor|Feed my snail? ''[Squidward pants]''}}
Squidward: Yes, I'm sure!
 
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{{L|Shubie|Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.}}
 
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{{L|Harold|He taught my grandmother how to read!}}
SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|He helped me start my own blimp ride company. ''[the blimp is really Squidward's nose]''}}
 
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{{L|Nat|He helped me build a... a... ''[sneezes]''}}
Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.
 
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{{L|All|Ahem?}}
 
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{{L|Squidward|What?}}
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's brilliant!!
 
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{{L|Evelyn|He didn't say bless you.}}
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Get him! ''[Squidward runs away from the angry mob.]''}}
Squidward: No wait, don't. ''(they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it gets bigger)''
 
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{{L|Shubie|Where'd he go?}}
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Is that him over there?}}
SpongeBob: That didn't work.
 
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{{L|Squidward|Uhh, I'm a lamp post?}}
 
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{{L|Lifeguard|Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! ''[Citizens run away as a defeat. cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs]''}}
Patrick: Try it again.
 
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{{L|Squidward|Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. ''[cuts to Squidward on a mountain]'' And this is your new bed. ''[lays down]'' Good night, old life. ''[sobs]'' I'll miss you.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, Squidward.}}
SpongeBob: I think I'll just even him out. First, a bigger head.
 
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{{L|Squidward|Where are you?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick and I are having a sleepover, in your belly button.}}
''(SpongeBob sprays Squidward's head)''
 
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{{L|Squidward|What the? ''[Squidward picks them out]'' Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! ''[sobbing)}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.}}
Patrick: Well, now his body is too small.
 
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{{L|Patrick|So?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|We shall do him another. ''[cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something]'' We did it Patrick. ''[they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward"]''}}
SpongeBob: Right, too small. (SpongeBob sprays it)
 
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{{L|Squidward|What the?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. ''[Squidward opens it]''}}
Patrick: Arms are too short. (SpongeBob sprays his arm) Legs are too short. (SpongeBob sprays Squidward's legs) Other arm. (SpongeBob sprays Squidward's other arm) Feet too small. (SpongeBob sprays Squidward's feet) Teeth! (SpongeBob sprays them) Belly button. ''(SpongeBob sprays it. Patrick blows a kiss)'' Perfect!
 
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{{L|Squidward|A giant clarinet? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps]'' And it sounds divine! ''[as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size]'' Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (bawling) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! ''(sighs]'' Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously]'' What? ''[cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is cut down]'' You cut it down?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|We used your kelp to make a kelp mache clarinet. ''[Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again]''}}
Squidward: I look horrible! (Squidward inks)
 
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! ''(they cough)'' He inked!
 
 
Squidward: Well, pardon my anatomy! (Squidward gets even bigger) What's happening?
 
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! ''(Squiward is really big)''
 
 
Squidward: What did you do to me?
 
 
Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!
 
 
SpongeBob: And a giant.
 
 
SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!
 
 
Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! ''(picks up SpongeBob and Patrick) ''What will I do now?
 
 
SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!
 
 
Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!
 
 
SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! (they run away from Squidward)
 
 
Squidward: SpongeBob, get back here!
 
 
SpongeBob: (screams) This is really fun.
 
 
Patrick: (screams) I know. We should do this... (screams) ...more often. (they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them)
 
 
Nancy: (screams) A monster! (gets on the back of her kid, and he runs really fast)
 
 
Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie: Monster!
 
 
Medieval Fish: Monster! (an angry mob chases Squdward) (the subtitles uses like this Knight: Monster! (crowd yelling) )
 
 
Fish 1: Huh? (takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick)
 
 
SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. (an angry mob is surrounding Squidward)
 
 
Squidward: What the?
 
 
Cora: Kick him! (it uses like this Female Fish: Kick him.)
 
 
Fish 2: Let's get him and make back bacon!
 
 
Lifeguard: Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!
 
 
Kid: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (Tina and Sadie's torches burn out) (it uses like this Kid Fish: Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. (fire fade away) )
 
 
Lifeguard: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
 
 
SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
 
 
Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
 
 
SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.
 
 
Squidward: '''''OH, QUIET YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!'''''
 
 
''(all gasp)''
 
 
Nazz: He hurt the little ones feelings.
 
 
Shubie: Why, that's not very nice at all.
 
 
Lifeguard: Take him down boys! (They use a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot) (it is actually a catapult.) (subtitles uses like this Man: Take him down, boys! (crowd yelling) )
 
 
Squidward: Ow! (then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick) (captions uses like this (thud) (crowd yelling and talking at once) )
 
 
Lifeguard: This oughta fix him. (puts lipstick on Squidward's lips)
 
 
Squidward: Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?
 
 
Sadie: Oh yeah? Then prove it! (captions uses like this (angry) Oh yeah, then prove it.)
 
 
Lifeguard: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...
 
 
Nazz: Compliment me on my new hairdo?
 
 
Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.
 
 
Nazz: (laughs) Oh, thank you.
 
 
Camp Councilor: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails? ''(we see fish sleeping under Squidward's toenails)''
 
 
Skier: Take me to the top of Mount Humongous? (Squidward does it and the skier skis down Mt. Humongous) Whee...!
 
 
Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? ''(Squidward blows on a windmill)''
 
 
Kid: Do my homework?
 
 
Nat: Dust my attic?
 
 
Camp Scout: Feed my snail? ''(Squidward pants)''
 
 
Shubie: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.
 
 
Harold: He taught my grandmother how to read!
 
 
Lifeguard: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. (the blimp is really Squidward's nose)
 
 
Nat: He helped me build a... a... (sneezes)
 
 
All: Ahem?
 
 
Squidward: What?
 
 
Evelyn: He didn't say bless you.
 
 
Lifeguard: Get him! (Squidward runs away) (it uses like this Man: Get him! (crowd muttering angrily...) )
 
 
Shubie: Where'd he go? (captions uses like this Male Voiced Woman: Where did he go?)
 
 
Lifeguard: Is that him over there?
 
 
Squidward: Uhh, I'm a lamp post?
 
 
Lifeguard: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! (crowd mutters angrily) ''(cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs)''
 
 
Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. ''(cuts to Squidward on a mountain)'' And this is your new bed. (lays down) Good night, old life. ''(sobs)'' I'll miss you.
 
 
SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.
 
 
Squidward: Where are you?
 
 
SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleepover, in your belly button.
 
 
Squidward: What the? (Squidward picks them out) Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! (starts crying, and the tears make a river, and SpongeBob and Patrick are traveling down it)
 
 
SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.
 
 
Patrick: So?
 
 
SpongeBob: We shall do him another. (cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something) We did it Patrick. (they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward")
 
 
Squidward: What the?
 
 
SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. (Squidward opens it)
 
 
Squidward: A giant clarinet? (SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps) And it sounds divine! (as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size) Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (cries, then the clarinet crushes him. SpongeBob and Patrick then pull him out) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs) Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously) What? (cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is cut down) You cut it down?
 
 
SpongeBob: We used your kelp to make a kelp mache clarinet. (Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again)
 
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  • Squidward: [is asleep in bed when his alarm wakes him up. He puts on his slippers, gets out of bed, walks to the mirror, pulls up his shirt by his collar, licks his finger, and rubs his eyebrows] Squidward, my man, you are perfect! [Squidward is walking outside with a watering can to water his kelp garden, but it's wilted] Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. [Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside]
  • Patrick: They're pretty.
  • Squidward: [screams] Patrick?
  • SpongeBob: And SpongeBob!
  • Squidward: What are you two doing here?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden.
  • [Patrick eats some of Squidward's kelp]
  • Squidward: STOP EATING MY KELP!!! [pushes Patrick away from his garden]
  • Patrick: Okay, Okay, jeez. Try to help a fella out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead.
  • Squidward: Oh, do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
  • Patrick: [thinks] Yeah.
  • Squidward: Then have some more! [Squidward sprays the ice cream with kelp grow, and there's more. Patrick falls from the extra weight. Squidward laughs] Still want that ice cream?
  • Patrick: Boy I do! Thanks Squidward. Want some SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam! [both start licking it]
  • Squidward: Are you done yet?
  • Patrick: [after eating the ice cream cone] All done.
  • SpongeBob: Wow, I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff. [Patrick takes Squidwards bottle and gives it to SpongeBob]
  • Patrick: Here you go SpongeBob.
  • Squidward: Hey!
  • SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. You know my shoes feel kinda tight. [SpongeBob sprays them, and they become bigger] Huh, nice and roomy. [hands the bottle to Patrick]
  • Patrick: Do you want your grow juice back?
  • Squidward: Oh no, I only paid for it. I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.
  • Patrick: Okay.
  • Squidward: Give me that!
  • Patrick: But you said you didn't want it.
  • Squidward: Fine! Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?
  • SpongeBob: That's a great idea Squidward!
  • Patrick: Yeah, I'll go first. [Patrick sprays Squidward's nose, and it becomes bigger]
  • Squidward: [screams] What did you do?
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh!
  • Patrick: Quite an improvement, don't you think?
  • SpongeBob: Oh yes, I agree completely. Come on Patrick, let's do some good deeding!
  • Patrick: Yay! [they run off]
  • Squidward: Hey, get back here, [chases after them] and fix my nose! [SpongeBob and Patrick run up to Gary]
  • SpongeBob: Hey Gary, that shell of yours looks a little cramped.
  • Gary: Meow [goes inside his shell. SpongeBob sprays his shell, and it becomes bigger]
  • SpongeBob: There, now you have plenty of space. [they run off, then Squidward runs on screen, and notices Gary's large shell]
  • Gary: Meow.
  • Squidward: Aha, they went this way.
  • Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
  • Squidward: Oh, tell me about it. [walks off]
  • Gary: Meow. [pants. He tries to move, but it's really hard with a big shell. Bubbles rise up, transitioning to SpongeBob and Patrick behind a rock]
  • SpongeBob: [talking about Mr. Krabs, who is throwing a penny in the air] There he is.
  • Patrick: Get ready.
  • SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! [Patrick sucks him into his belly button, then spits him out. He then sprays Mr. Krabs's penny, and it turns bigger, and crushes Mr. Krabs] There you go Mr. Krabs. You always wanted to make "big money". [cuts to scene of live people groaning. Now talking to Patrick] Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
  • Patrick: You're a saint, SpongeBob! A saint!
  • SpongeBob: I know, and it is a burden I must carry. But times a wasting! We need another good deed!
  • Patrick: Oh, I got one! You know that thing?
  • SpongeBob: Um, right, that thing that we did that day.
  • Patrick: No, the other one. [both think, then Squidward walks on screen]
  • Squidward: SpongeBob! [pants] Hey! Look at what you did to me. You better fix my nose, or you'll hear from my lawyer!
  • SpongeBob: Are you sure?
  • Patrick: Yeah, you'd be ugly again.
  • Squidward: Yes, I'm sure!
  • SpongeBob: Hmm, how to fix his nose?
  • Patrick: What, if you turn the bottle upside down, maybe it'll shrink it.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, that's brilliant!!
  • Squidward: No wait, don't. [they spray his nose with the bottle upside down, and it gets bigger]
  • SpongeBob: That didn't work.
  • Patrick: Try it again.
  • SpongeBob: I think I'll just even him out. First, a bigger head.
  • [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's head]
  • Patrick: Well, now his body is too small.
  • SpongeBob: Right, too small. [SpongeBob sprays it]
  • Patrick: Arms are too short. [SpongeBob sprays his arm] Legs are too short. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's legs] Other arm. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's other arm] Feet too small. [SpongeBob sprays Squidward's feet] Teeth! [SpongeBob sprays them] Belly button. [SpongeBob sprays it. Patrick blows a kiss] Perfect!
  • Squidward: I look horrible! [Squidward inks]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Ew! [they cough] He inked!
  • Squidward: Well, pardon my anatomy! [Squidward gets even bigger] What's happening?
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: All right! [Squidward is really big]
  • Squidward: What did you do to me?
  • Patrick: I know! I know! Um, made you a monster!
  • SpongeBob: And a giant.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: A giant monster!
  • Squidward: I don't want to be a giant lumbering monster! [picks up SpongeBob and Patrick] What will I do now?
  • SpongeBob: That's easy, play giant lumbering monster tag!
  • Patrick: Yeah! Yeah! You chase us!
  • SpongeBob: And we run around and scream like crazy! [they run away from Squidward]
  • Squidward: SpongeBob, get back here!
  • SpongeBob: [screams] This is really fun.
  • Patrick: [screams] I know. We should do this... [screams] ...more often. [they run into Bikini Bottom, when Squidward is chasing them]
  • Nancy: [screams] A monster! [grabs Monroe's arm and begins tugging it twice as if to start a segway, and runs away, riding Monroe like a segway]
  • Harold, Nat, Shubie, Sally, Nazz and Sadie: Monster!
  • Medieval Fish: Monster! [As the humanized fish walks out, villagers with torches and weapons form a mob to run for Bikini Bottom. They run past Squidward to kill him. ]
  • Male Fish #1: Huh? [takes out a torch from his case, then chases Squidward. Squidward finally gets SpongeBob and Patrick]
  • SpongeBob: You are very good at pretending Squidward. Look how you're all sweaty and angry, and you got the whole town to play along. [Citizens with torches and pitchforks and rakes form a mob, surrounding Squidward.]
  • Squidward: What the?
  • Cora: Kick him!
  • Male Fish #2: Let's get him and make back bacon!
  • Lifeguard: Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant... misshapen soccer balls!
  • [A young humanized fish walks towards the mob.]
  • Taylor: Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book. [Tina and Sadie's torches extinguish.]
  • Lifeguard: Oh right, I, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, goodness gracious yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
  • Patrick: Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
  • SpongeBob: Even though you really wanted to.
  • Squidward: OH, QUIET YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!
  • [all gasp]
  • Nazz: He hurt the little ones feelings.
  • Shubie: Why, that's not very nice at all.
  • Lifeguard yells: Take him down boys! [Following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot.]
  • Squidward: Ow! [then Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it, and he falls down, the lifeguard fish comes in with a big stick of lipstick.
  • Lifeguard: This oughta fix him. [puts lipstick on Squidward's lips]
  • [The mob stops yelling.]
  • Squidward: Okay, Okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?
  • Sadie: Oh yeah? Then prove it! [captions uses like this [angry] Oh yeah, then prove it]
  • Lifeguard: Yeah! Are you nice enough to... um...
  • Nazz: Compliment me on my new hairdo?
  • Squidward: Yeah, sure, whatever.
  • Nazz: [laughs] Oh, thank you.
  • Camp Councilor: Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails? [we see fish sleeping under Squidward's toenails]
  • Skier: Take me to the top of Mount Humongous? [Squidward does it and the skier skis down Mt. Humongous] Whee...!
  • Farmer: Blow on my old windmill? [Squidward blows on a windmill]
  • Tyler: Do my homework?
  • Nat: Dust my attic?
  • Taylor: Feed my snail? [Squidward pants]
  • Shubie: Wow, this giant really is friendly after all.
  • Harold: He taught my grandmother how to read!
  • Lifeguard: He helped me start my own blimp ride company. [the blimp is really Squidward's nose]
  • Nat: He helped me build a... a... [sneezes]
  • All: Ahem?
  • Squidward: What?
  • Evelyn: He didn't say bless you.
  • Lifeguard: Get him! [Squidward runs away from the angry mob.]
  • Shubie: Where'd he go?
  • Lifeguard: Is that him over there?
  • Squidward: Uhh, I'm a lamp post?
  • Lifeguard: Oh, well lets go check down by the creek. We'll teach him to dip his feet! [Citizens run away as a defeat. cuts to Squidward's house at night, where there is a big trap around it. Squidward touches his house, and the trap springs]
  • Squidward: Well Squidward, I guess this is your new life. [cuts to Squidward on a mountain] And this is your new bed. [lays down] Good night, old life. [sobs] I'll miss you.
  • SpongeBob: Good night, Squidward.
  • Squidward: Where are you?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick and I are having a sleepover, in your belly button.
  • Squidward: What the? [Squidward picks them out] Get out of there! You two have ruined my life! [sobbing)
  • SpongeBob: Oh Patrick, this is terrible! Squidward did not like the kindness we did him.
  • Patrick: So?
  • SpongeBob: We shall do him another. [cuts to next day when SpongeBob and Patrick are working on something] We did it Patrick. [they push a giant present out that says "For Squidward"]
  • Squidward: What the?
  • SpongeBob: Since our last kindness didn't go so well, we brought you a new one. [Squidward opens it]
  • Squidward: A giant clarinet? [SpongeBob and Patrick nod, then Squidward plays it, then gasps] And it sounds divine! [as Squidward plays he begins to shrink to normal size] Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet! (bawling) It was the most beautiful thing I've ever played! (sighs] Well, at least I still have my kelp garden. [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh nervously] What? [cuts to where Squidward's kelp garden is cut down] You cut it down?
  • SpongeBob: We used your kelp to make a kelp mache clarinet. [Squidward gets angry, then begins to chase SpongeBob and Patrick. They scream, then laugh, then scream again]