Ghostly Scoundrel was composed by Eban Schletter.
- Ghoul Fools - Patrick looks in captain's mouth; "His hair is very authentic, too."; captain checks his calender; "Can we run screaming in horror from your ship, now?"; "Those weren't your souls."; "Not so fast!"
- Séance Shméance - A sandwich made of driftwood; A ghost throws a tree stump through the window.