This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water short "Germany 1," which aired on February 12, 2015.
- [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick as Invincibubble and Mr. Superawesomeness at the Hofbräuhaus am Platzl.]
- SpongeBob: Any super awesome trip to Germany has to begin with the Hofbräuhaus.
- Patrick: It's a rule there.
- SpongeBob: Uh, no it's not.
- Patrick: I'm pretty sure it is.
- SpongeBob: No it's not!
- [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick at the Berlin Zoo.]
- SpongeBob: At Bikini Berlin, we got to see a bunch of animals. It's just like Bikini Bottom, but with more monkeys.
- Patrick: They're in the monkey business? [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Aren't we all? [laughs]
- [A photo showing SpongeBob and Patrick at the Port of Hamburg.]
- SpongeBob: And finally, we visited the Hamburger Hafen.
- Patrick: It was not filled with hamburgers as one might expect.
- SpongeBob: No, it's actually the city of Hamburg's harbor.
- Patrick: False advertising.