Frankendoodle/transcript

"Frankendoodle" is the 6th episode from Season 2 of the TV series Spongebob Squarepants.Template:BTranscript

Overture

• French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
• Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
• French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always being a spare pencil.
• Artist: No!!! (with loudly sound)[cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS

• SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick?
• SpongeBob: One...
• Patrick: Two...
• SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
• SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs]
• SpongeBob: One...
• SpongeBob and Patrick: two...bdp

Moustache/Squidward's Hair

• SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream]
• Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
• Patrick: Go touch it.
• [SpongeBob touches the pencil]
• SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
• Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
• SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
• Patrick: Psh, artists.
• SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
• Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
• SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
• [The drawing comes to life]
• Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
• SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
• Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
• SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
• Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
• SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
• Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
• SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
• Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
• Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...[the mustache goes on his head] hair!
• Patrick: My turn!
• SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
• Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
• SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
• Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!

Enter Doodlebob/A Chase

• [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
• SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
• Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
• SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
• Patrick: Poor Squidward.
• SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string] [laughing] This is gonna be classic!
• Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
• SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
• Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
• SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
• Patrick: He's going to the door.
• SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
• SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
• [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
• Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
• SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil]
• Patrick: He's got the pencil.
• SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
• Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
• SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
• Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
• SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
• Patrick: What just happened?
• DoodleBob: [nonsense]
• SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
• Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
• SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick]
• DoodleBob: NEOFINEYIN!
• SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
• Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]
• SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
• Patrick: Finland!
• DoodleBob: [nonsense] [more nonsense]
• SpongeBob: There he is.
• Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
• SpongeBob: Eh hem.
• Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
• SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
• Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
• [DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]
• [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]
• Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
• SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
• DoodleBob: [jibberish]
• SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
• DoodleBob: [repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob hits a rock]
• SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
• Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
• SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
• Patrick: Done and done.

Battle

• [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon reveled that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
• SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
• Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
• SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep]
• [DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil]
• SpongeBob: Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha![Doodlebob pop up in his bed] Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face] What do you think you're doing, doodle?
• DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! [DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] Huh? [Erases his butt]
• SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [it falls out the window and hits Squidward]

Spongebob's Victory

• Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
• SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor] Huh? Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles]
• [the next day]
• Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
• SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
• Patrick: It's the evil doodle!
• SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
• Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
• SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
• Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.

MAGIC PENCIL RETURNS

• SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
• Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
• French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
• Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
• French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
• Artist: No!!! (loud sound again, like before)