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"Frankendoodle" is the 6th episode from Season 2 of the TV series Spongebob Squarepants.{{BTranscript
  
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|prev = Welcome to the Chum Bucket
  
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|title = Frankendoodle
  
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|next = The Secret Box
  
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|titlecard = Frankendoodle.jpg
  
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|season = 2
  
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|episode = 34b
  
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|airdate = [[January 21]], [[2002]]
  
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|seasonname = two
  
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{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}}
  
{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}}
 
{{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}}
  
{{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}}
 
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}}
  
{{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}}
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{{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!''' (with loudly sound)'' [cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}}
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{{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!''' ''[with loudly sound. cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ok. Ready, Patrick?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|OK. Ready, Patrick? One...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|One...}}
  
 
{{L|Patrick|Two...}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Two...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Three!}}
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{{L|Both|Three!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Scissors beats paper, Patrick! ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Scissors beats paper, Patrick! ''[laughs]'' One...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|One...}}
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{{L|Both|two...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws mustache on Patrick]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws mustache on Patrick]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away]'' Easy come, easy go!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away]'' Easy come, easy go!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...''[the mustache goes on his head]'' hair!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache goes on his head]'' hair!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string]'' ''[laughing]'' This is gonna be classic!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing]'' This is gonna be classic!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}}
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{{L|Squidward|What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[opens door]''What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. ''[Draws a tie]'' Ready for action! ''[Laughing]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. ''[Draws a tie]'' Ready for action! ''[Laughing]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... ''[DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... ''[DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' Meahoy, memoyay? MeyoyYOY, ladyonmamoy!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]''}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Where's the leak, ma'am? ''[DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Finland!}}
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{{L|Patrick|'''FINLAND!'''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense and more nonsense]'' MEYAIOVAH!!! MEE HOY MINOY!!!! MEAH FROYAY! ''[he runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' ''[more nonsense]''}}
  
 
{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!}}
  
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh hem.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh hem.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[blushes]'' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}}
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{{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]''}}
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{{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall where SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]''}}
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{{L|''[DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! ''[DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something! ''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something! ''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday! Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday! Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]''DEWAAAGHEAUGAAAGH!!!!! ''[DoodleBob was about to run for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[jibberish]''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! ''[DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|''[Slowing gibberish down]'' BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! ''[DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!''' I AM SPONGEBOB, '''DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!'''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... ''[screaming]'' I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy, it's just a drawing.}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy, it's just a drawing.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.}}
 
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}}
  
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Goodnight, magic pencil. ''[Falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up]'' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[Doodlebob pop up in his bed; SpongeBob screams]'' DoodleBob! ''[slightly chuckles]'' No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threatingly]'' ''[screams]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Goodnight, magic pencil. ''[Falls asleep]''}}
  
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{{L|''[DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself]''}}
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{{L|DoodleBob|You doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jump out of the ways as DoodleBob erases his pillow then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing SpongeBob, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[Erases his butt]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into tw. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back]'' Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[He wakes up]'' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! ''[Doodlebob pop up in his bed]'' Aah, DoodleBob! ''[slightly chuckles]'' No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face]'' AAAHHHH! What do you think you're doing, doodle?}}
  
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{{L|DoodleBob|You doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[Erases his butt]''}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back]'' Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}}
  
 
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}}
  
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]''}}
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{{L|''[The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]''}}
  
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}}
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{{L|Patrick|So...he's a drawing?}}
  
{{L|Patrick|So...he's a drawing?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[He looks at the photo of SpongeBob]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[He looks at the paper with Doodlebob on it]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]''}}
  
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]''}}
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{{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}}
  
{{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}}
 
{{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!'''}}
  
{{L|Artist|'''NOOOOO!!!'''}}
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==How It Should have gone==
  
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*French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
  
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* Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
  
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* French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
  
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* Artist: I LOST MY PENCIL! NOHOHO! (with loudly sound) [cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]
  
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* SpongeBob: Ok. Ready, Patrick?
  
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* SpongeBob: One...
  
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* Patrick: Two...
  
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* SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
  
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* SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs]
  
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* SpongeBob: One...
  
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* SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
  
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* SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream]
  
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* Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
  
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* SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
  
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* Patrick: Go touch it.
  
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* [SpongeBob touches the pencil]
  
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* SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
  
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* Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
  
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* SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
  
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* Patrick: Psh, artists.
  
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* SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
  
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* Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
  
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* SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
  
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* [The drawing comes to life]
  
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* Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
  
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* SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
  
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* Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
  
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* SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
  
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* Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
  
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* SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
  
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* Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
  
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* SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
  
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* Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
  
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* Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...[the mustache goes on his head] hair!
  
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* Patrick: My turn!
  
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* SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
  
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* Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
  
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* SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
  
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* Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
  
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* [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
  
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* SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
  
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* Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
  
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* SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
  
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* Patrick: Poor Squidward.
  
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* SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string] [laughing] This is gonna be classic!
  
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* Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
  
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* SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
  
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* Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
  
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* SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
  
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* Patrick: He's going to the door.
  
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* SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
  
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* SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
  
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* [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
  
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* Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
  
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* SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it]
  
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* Patrick: He's got the pencil.
  
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* SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
  
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* Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
  
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* SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
  
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* Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
  
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* SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
  
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* Patrick: What just happened?
  
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* DoodleBob: [blows rasberry]
  
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* SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
  
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* Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
  
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* SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick]
  
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* DoodleBob: Nyah, nyah!
  
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* SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
  
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* Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]
  
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* SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
  
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* Patrick: Finland!
  
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* DoodleBob: [nonsense] [more nonsense]
  
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* SpongeBob: There he is.
  
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* Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
  
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* SpongeBob: Eh hem.
  
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* Patrick: Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
  
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* SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
  
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* Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
  
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* [DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]
  
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* [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
  
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* SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]
  
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* Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
  
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* SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
  
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* DoodleBob: [jibberish]
  
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* SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
  
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* DoodleBob: BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]
  
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* SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that...THERE!THE EVIL RIEGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED!
  
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* Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
  
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* SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
  
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* Patrick: Done and done.
  
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* [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
  
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* SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
  
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* Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
  
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* SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep]
  
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* [DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself]
  
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* SpongeBob: [He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! [Doodlebob pop up in his bed] Aah, DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face] AAAHHHH! What do you think you're doing, doodle?
  
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* DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! [DoodleBob erases part of SpongeBob's house, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] Huh? [Erases his butt]
  
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* SpongeBob: Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]
  
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* Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
  
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* SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles]
  
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* [The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]
  
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* Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
  
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* SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
  
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* Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle!
  
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* SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
  
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* Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
  
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* SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
  
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* Patrick: [He looks at the photo of SpongeBob] He still looks kind of creepy.
  
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* SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
  
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* Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
  
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* French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
  
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* Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
  
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* French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
  
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* Artist: OH, C'MON!
  
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  • French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
  • Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
  • French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
  • Artist: NOOOOO!!! [with loudly sound. cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]
  • SpongeBob: OK. Ready, Patrick? One...
  • Patrick: Two...
  • Both: Three!
  • SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs] One...
  • Both: two...
  • SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream]
  • Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
  • Patrick: Go touch it.
  • [SpongeBob touches the pencil]
  • SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
  • Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
  • SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
  • Patrick: Psh, artists.
  • SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
  • Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
  • SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
  • [The drawing comes to life]
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
  • SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
  • Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
  • SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
  • SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
  • Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
  • SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
  • Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
  • Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of... [the mustache goes on his head] hair!
  • Patrick: My turn!
  • SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
  • Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
  • SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
  • Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
  • [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
  • SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
  • Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
  • Patrick: Poor Squidward.
  • SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing] This is gonna be classic!
  • Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
  • SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
  • Squidward: [opens door]What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
  • Patrick: He's going to the door.
  • SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
  • [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
  • Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
  • SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it]
  • Patrick: He's got the pencil.
  • SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
  • Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
  • SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
  • Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
  • SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
  • Patrick: What just happened?
  • DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense] Meahoy, memoyay? MeyoyYOY, ladyonmamoy!
  • SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
  • Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
  • SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick]
  • DoodleBob: NEOFINEYIN!
  • SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]
  • SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
  • Patrick: FINLAND!
  • DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense and more nonsense] MEYAIOVAH!!! MEE HOY MINOY!!!! MEAH FROYAY! [he runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]
  • SpongeBob: There he is.
  • Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
  • SpongeBob: Eh hem.
  • Patrick: [blushes] Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
  • SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
  • Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
  • [DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall where SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]
  • DoodleBob: [nonsense] Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]
  • Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
  • DoodleBob: [nonsense]DEWAAAGHEAUGAAAGH!!!!! [DoodleBob was about to run for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]
  • SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
  • DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense fast] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
  • DoodleBob: [Slowing gibberish down] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]
  • SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... [screaming] I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
  • Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
  • SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Done and done.
  • [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
  • SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
  • Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
  • SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? [laughs] [Doodlebob pop up in his bed; SpongeBob screams] DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threatingly] [screams] What do you think you're doing, doodle?
  • DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams and jump out of the ways as DoodleBob erases his pillow then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing SpongeBob, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] Huh? [Erases his butt]
  • SpongeBob: [screams] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into tw. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]
  • Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
  • SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]
  • Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
  • SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
  • Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle!
  • SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
  • Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
  • SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
  • Patrick: [He looks at the paper with Doodlebob on it] He still looks kind of creepy.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
  • French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
  • Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
  • French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
  • Artist: NOOOOO!!!
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