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− | "Frankendoodle" is the 6th episode from Season 2 of the TV series Spongebob Squarepants.{{BTranscript |
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− | |prev = Welcome to the Chum Bucket |
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− | |title = Frankendoodle |
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− | |next = The Secret Box |
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− | |titlecard = Frankendoodle.jpg |
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− | |season = 2 |
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− | |episode = 34b |
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− | |airdate = [[January 21]], [[2002]] |
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− | |seasonname = two |
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{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} |
{{L|French Narrator|Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.}} |
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{{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}} |
{{L|Artist|Hmm...ah! ''[draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea]'' My pencil! What?}} |
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− | {{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always |
+ | {{L|French Narrator|The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.}} |
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+ | {{L|Artist|NOOOOO!!! ''[with loudly sound. cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|OK. Ready, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|One...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|One...}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Two...}} |
{{L|Patrick|Two...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|One...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|One...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|two...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? ''[the pencil drops and the two scream]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What is that thing SpongeBob?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws mustache on Patrick]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Coming right up! ''[draws mustache on Patrick]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away]'' Easy come, easy go!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Life is good! ''[the mustache floats away]'' Easy come, easy go!}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...''[the mustache goes on his head]'' hair!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of... ''[the mustache goes on his head]'' hair!}} |
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}} |
{{L|Patrick|My turn!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We can't let it go into town! ''[Patrick erases it]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Poor Squidward.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ''[he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing]'' This is gonna be classic!}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[dressed up]'' I think I fancy a stroll around the park.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[doorbell rings]'' Oh, Squidward!}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[opens door]''What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! ''[SpongeBob pulls the string]'' Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! ''[it floats away]'' SpongeBob!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. ''[Draws a tie]'' Ready for action! ''[Laughing]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. ''[Draws a tie]'' Ready for action! ''[Laughing]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} |
{{L|Patrick|He's going to the door.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... ''[DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... ''[DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What just happened?}} |
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− | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]''}} |
+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense]'' Meahoy, memoyay? MeyoyYOY, ladyonmamoy!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You okay, Patrick?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Finland!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Finland!}} |
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+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense and more nonsense]'' MEYAIOVAH!!! MEE HOY MINOY!!!! MEAH FROYAY! ''[he runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]}} |
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− | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' ''[more nonsense]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|There he is.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!}} |
{{L|Patrick|He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Eh hem.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh hem.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[blushes]'' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?}} |
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− | {{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the rock SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall where SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]''}} |
− | {{L|''[DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]''}} |
+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]'' Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! ''[DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something! ''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Patrick! Do something! ''[DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday! Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Happy birthday! Here's your present. ''[DoodleBob bashes it on his head]'' You're welcome.}} |
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+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[nonsense]''DEWAAAGHEAUGAAAGH!!!!! ''DoodleBob was about to run for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?}} |
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+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[speaking nonsense fast]'' BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, what was that?}} |
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− | {{L|DoodleBob|BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! ''[DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]''}} |
+ | {{L|DoodleBob|''[Slowing gibberish down]'' BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! ''[DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... '' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. ''[begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion]'' Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... ''[screaming]'' I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy, it's just a drawing.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Take it easy, it's just a drawing.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.}} |
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{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} |
{{L|Gary|''[with a crown on]'' Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodnight, magic pencil. ''[Falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up]'' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? ''[laughs]'' ''[Doodlebob pop up in his bed; SpongeBob screams]'' DoodleBob! ''[slightly chuckles]'' No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threatingly]'' ''[screams]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodnight, magic pencil. ''[Falls asleep]''}} |
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⚫ | {{L|DoodleBob|You doodle! Me SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob screams and jump out of the ways as DoodleBob erases his pillow then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing SpongeBob, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt]'' Huh? ''[Erases his butt]''}} |
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− | {{L|''[DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil]''}} |
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⚫ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'' Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? ''[DoodleBob erases his nose]'' I nose. ''[DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now]'' Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. ''[When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into tw. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back]'' Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. ''[DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides]'' You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. ''[the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha!''[Doodlebob pop up in his bed]'' Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? ''[DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face]'' What do you think you're doing, doodle?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[offscreen]'' Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor]'' Huh? Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Or maybe it was most clumsy. ''[DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off]'' Huh? ''[SpongeBob looks in a book]'' Paper! ''[DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand]'' Page for Mr. Doodle! ''[Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]''}} |
− | {{L|''[the next day]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look for yourself, Patrick.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|So...he's a drawing?}} |
{{L|Patrick|So...he's a drawing?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Exactly! See how happy he is?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|He still looks kind of creepy.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[He looks at the paper with Doodlebob on it]'' He still looks kind of creepy.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Ready! ''[SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]''}} |
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{{L|Artist|Huh? What's this? My pencil! ''[he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]''}} |
{{L|Artist|Huh? What's this? My pencil! ''[he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]''}} |
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{{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} |
{{L|French Narrator|The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.}} |
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- French Narrator: Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
- Artist: Hmm...ah! [draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he throws his pencil into the sea] My pencil! What?
- French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
- Artist: NOOOOO!!! [with loudly sound. cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles]
- SpongeBob: OK. Ready, Patrick?
- SpongeBob: One...
- Patrick: Two...
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
- SpongeBob: Scissors beats paper, Patrick! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: One...
- SpongeBob and Patrick: two...
- SpongeBob: three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? [the pencil drops and the two scream]
- Patrick: What is that thing SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
- Patrick: Go touch it.
- [SpongeBob touches the pencil]
- SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
- Patrick: Whatcha drawin'?
- SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!
- Patrick: Psh, artists.
- SpongeBob: It's a jellyfish.
- Patrick: Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
- SpongeBob: Eh, everybody's a critic.
- [The drawing comes to life]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
- SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
- Patrick: No, I mean it's swimming away!
- SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick?
- Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum.
- SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
- Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Coming right up! [draws mustache on Patrick]
- Patrick: Life is good! [the mustache floats away] Easy come, easy go!
- Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of... [the mustache goes on his head] hair!
- Patrick: My turn!
- SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
- Patrick: Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
- SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
- Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
- [The badly drawn Squidward comes to life]
- SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy looking when it moves.
- Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! [Patrick erases it]
- Patrick: Poor Squidward.
- SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. [he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string while laughing] This is gonna be classic!
- Squidward: [dressed up] I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
- SpongeBob: [doorbell rings] Oh, Squidward!
- Squidward: [opens door]What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! [SpongeBob pulls the string] Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! [it floats away] SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. [Draws a tie] Ready for action! [Laughing]
- Patrick: He's going to the door.
- SpongeBob: He's knocking on the door.
- SpongeBob: Squidward's answering the door and...
- [DoodleBob pounds Squidward's head on the ground]
- Patrick: He's beating up Squidward!
- SpongeBob: DoodleBoy, stop! [he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob is out of control, he steals the magic pencil and then runs away with it]
- Patrick: He's got the pencil.
- SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
- Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
- SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! [Patrick hides in a bush]
- Patrick: I'm not going in there [SpongeBob also hides]
- SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... [DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it]
- Patrick: What just happened?
- DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense] Meahoy, memoyay? MeyoyYOY, ladyonmamoy!
- SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
- Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
- SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [a wrench falls and hits Patrick]
- DoodleBob: NEOFINEYIN!
- SpongeBob: See what I mean, Patrick?
- Patrick: Where's the leak, ma'am? [DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears]
- SpongeBob: You okay, Patrick?
- Patrick: Finland!
- DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense and more nonsense] MEYAIOVAH!!! MEE HOY MINOY!!!! MEAH FROYAY! [he runs off in the distance, Bubble transition to a coral rock wall and a field]
- SpongeBob: There he is.
- Patrick: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
- SpongeBob: Eh hem.
- Patrick: [blushes] Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
- SpongeBob: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
- Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
- [DoodleBob breaks through the coral rock wall where SpongeBob and Patrick are hiding behind.]
- DoodleBob: [nonsense] Bawahh bwah bwah wahh! [DoodleBob grabs SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! [DoodleBob throws SpongeBob]
- Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. [DoodleBob bashes it on his head] You're welcome.
- DoodleBob: [nonsense]DEWAAAGHEAUGAAAGH!!!!! DoodleBob was about to run for his life until SpongeBob stops him whilst holding the pencil in his face]
- SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
- DoodleBob: [speaking nonsense fast] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA!
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
- DoodleBob: [Slowing gibberish down] BEE HA, BALA HALA BA BA! [DoodleBob starts to shout more gibberish while SpongeBob erases his face. DoodleBob mutters then he hits a rock]
- SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. [begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion] Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... [screaming] I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
- Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
- SpongeBob: Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
- Patrick: Done and done.
- [When SpongeBob and Patrick go home, it is soon revealed that one of DoodleBob's arms is still alive]
- SpongeBob: Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
- Gary: [with a crown on] Meow.
- SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. [Falls asleep. DoodleBob's arm goes into SpongeBob's house, it starts going up the stairs and takes a bathroom break, finally he sneaks up to SpongeBob's bed, grabs the pencil, and starts to re-draw himself. He wakes up] Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? [laughs] [Doodlebob pop up in his bed; SpongeBob screams] DoodleBob! [slightly chuckles] No hard feelings, right? [DoodleBob draws two angry eyebrows on his face and jumps on SpongeBob's bed holding the pencil threatingly] [screams] What do you think you're doing, doodle?
- DoodleBob: You doodle! Me SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams and jump out of the ways as DoodleBob erases his pillow then part of SpongeBob's house whilst chasing SpongeBob, they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt] Huh? [Erases his butt]
- SpongeBob: [screams] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? [DoodleBob erases his nose] I nose. [DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body, DoodleBob laughs at the way he looks now] Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. [When SpongeBob & DoodleBob struggle, the pencil breaks into tw. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face and body back] Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. [DoodleBob sharpens the pencil with his mouth. He now has both sides] You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. [the lead piece flies out of his hand, crashes through the window and hits Squidward]
- Squidward: [offscreen] Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!
- SpongeBob: Or maybe it was most clumsy. [DoodleBob starts to attack him again as SpongeBob hides in a bookshelf, as Doodlebob approaches him he gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor, DoodleBob sees this and tries to get it off] Huh? [SpongeBob looks in a book] Paper! [DoodleBob tosses the pencil from his hand] Page for Mr. Doodle! [Smashes him with a notebook. SpongeBob watches as DoodleBob is preserved as a drawing, when it's was all over he smiles. The next day, SpongeBob hangs the piece of paper on the wall with a push-pin]
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
- SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
- Patrick: [Gasp!] It's the evil doodle!
- SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
- Patrick: So...he's a drawing?
- SpongeBob: Exactly! See how happy he is?
- Patrick: [He looks at the paper with Doodlebob on it] He still looks kind of creepy.
- SpongeBob: Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
- Patrick: Ready! [SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface]
- French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.
- Artist: Huh? What's this? My pencil! [he draws a line, but the pencil breaks]
- French Narrator: The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
- Artist: NOOOOO!!!