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[The exterior of The Krusty Krab is shown and a trumpet is heard. The Interior is then shown. SpongeBob is shown on a barrel playing a trumpet next to a something that is hidden under a hanging red cloth. Sadie, Francis, Sheldon, Nat, Bill, and Pilar are sitting, eating, and starring at SpongeBob. Frank is walking to his table with his food, staring at SpongeBob. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]
Fred: A horn.
Frankie Billy: What will happen next?
[Mr. Krabs walks out of office, the lights turn off, and a spotlight turns on when he stops. Harry, John, Jimmy Gus, Sally, Abigail Marge, Pilar, and Mr. Krabs are starring at SpongeBob, who finishes playing the trumpet. Mr. Krabs is shown to be next to the hidden item. The scene shows a medium shot of Mr. KRabs]
Mr. Krabs: Atten-- [He is interrupted by SpongeBob's squeaked high note on the Trumpet. He growls and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise. Off-screen a series of noises occur. He marches back into the spotlight. SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn.] Attention, Krusty Krab [grabs rope] patrons. Be[pulls up curtain]hold!
[A jar of sesame seeds is shown on a barrel. The jar has a red lid and a question mark on the front. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]
Fred: It's a jar of seeds.
Frankie Billy: Bun seeds.
[The scene returns to Mr. Krabs. With both of his hands, he points to the Jar. Next to the jar there is a sign that reads, "Guess how many seeds in the jar and win a free Krabby Patty!". All of the words are red, except "free", which is green.]
Mr. Krabs: Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first annual bun seed guessing contest. [quiet gasping can be heard.] Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a f-- f-- sorry, a f-- f-- I'll try again. A f-- f-- [SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him in the back of the neck.] free Krabby Patty!
[Sally, Dennis Rechid, Paco, Debbie Rechid, and Harold "Bill" Reginald are shown. All, except Sally are sitting.]
Sally, Dennis Rechid, Paco, Debbie Rechid, and Harold "Bill" Reginald: Ooh.
[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]
Mr. Krabs: Step right up. [Fred walks up.] Guess right and win. [talking to SpongeBob] They'll never guess it.
[Fred is shown.]
Fred: Hmm. Three?
[Fred and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]
Mr. Krabs: No. Next, please.
[Nat walks up. He looks at the jar up close. He moves to the right side of the jar. He moves to the left side of the jar.]
Nat: 42?
Mr. Krabs: [shakes head] Nope.
[Nat snaps his "fingers" and then walks away. Dave walks up and sniffs the jar.]
Dave: Billions and billions?
Mr. Krabs: N-n-no.
[Nancy Suzy Fish walks up and puts the jar in her mouth. She then swishes it around a bit and removed it, placing it back where it was.]
Nancy Suzy Fish: Blue.
Mr. Krabs: No.
Dennis Rechid: Mermaid Man?
Mr. Krabs: [He smacks his eyes.] That's not even a number.
[Someone clearing their throat off-screen is heard.]
Voice: I have a guess.
[The scene moves down to show that it is Plankton. He evilly laughs.]
Mr. Krabs: Plankton, you [He points to Plankton.] don't get to guess.
[Mr. Krabs picks of Plankton.]
Plankton: Hey. [Mr. Krabs carries Plankton to the front door.] What? You can't do that. It's not fair.

{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry, but it's me restaurant and I can do what I please. Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that patty and find out me secret formular.

[Mr. Krabs throws Plankton into mouth as Plankton screams. Mr. Krabs chews him a bit and blows Plankton into a bubble. He then blows Plankton to the Chum Bucket, where he spats on the door. Plankton sloshed to the ground and reforms into normal Plankton.]
Plankton: You'll pay for this, Krabs. I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, right. Like they would even take your call.
[Mr. Krabs laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab. Plankton takes out a cell phone and dials the number for the Bogus Business Bureau.]
Bogus Business Bureau Receptionist: Bogus Business Bureau.
Plankton: Hello, yes. I have a complaint.
[The scene shows Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob standing in the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs finishes laughing.]
Mr. Krabs: That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest.
[Mr. Krabs laughs. a helicopter is heard. two creatures break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushes Squidward into the ground. Squidward gets his head up and a chair crushes Squidward once again. An orange fish with a mustache is sitting on the chair. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown looking surprised.]
Fish: I am Agent Twerp of the Bogus [He stands up.] Business Bureau. [He walks to Mr. Krabs. It is revealed that he is shorter than SpongeBob.] Are you the proprietor of this... [He clears his throat.] establishment?
Mr. Krabs: Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.
SpongeBob: Don't be modest, Mr. Krabs. [to Agent Twerp] He's responsible for everything at the Krusty Krab.
[Mr. Krabs chuckles and pushes SpongeBob away.]
Mr. Krabs: New trainee.
Agent Twerp: According to article 57 of the Greasy Spoon Code, all fast food contests must be open to all customers, no matter how diminutive or annoying.
[The scene zooms into Agent Twerp's pocket and Plankton pops his head out.]
Plankton: And I'm both of those things. You have to let me guess now, [He jumps to the floor.] Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: I'm won't do it. [crosses arms] And you can't make me.
[Mr. Krabs blows raspberry]
Agent Twerp: If you refuse, I'll [pulls out tape that says "CLOSED"] shut down the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, fine.
Plankton: This round goes to Plankton.
[Plankton cackles and runs to the jar.]
SpongeBob: Golly, Mr. Krabs, what if Plankton guesses right and wins a [gasps and says next words in gasping voice] Krabby Patty?
[Mr. Krabs pulls SpongeBob close to him.]
Mr. Krabs: No worries. That nitwit Plankton hasn't got a chance.
Plankton: Hmm. [puts on eye equipment with numerous lenses. The device analyzes the bun seeds inside of the jar. He uses a calculator to calculate the analysis. He takes off the device and rips of the tape that the calculator was making.] There are exactly five hundred thousand...[Mr. Krabs gulps.] Three hundred...
Mr. Krabs: Oh, he's getting close.
Plankton: ...And one.
[[Mr. Krabs laughs.]
Mr. Krabs: Wrong! It's five hundred thousand three hundred and none. You are one over the mark. You lose.
[[Mr. Krabs laughs.]
Agent Twerp: Hold on. It's not official unless you count them.
[[Plankton laughs.]
Plankton: Yeah!
[A card is shown with "A lot of boring math later..."]
French Narrator: A lot of boring math later...
[The scene returns to the Krusty Krab.]
Mr. Krabs: 500298, 500299, 500300. [Plankton jumps off the jar and Mr. Krabs looks into it.] I win.
[Mr. Krabs laughs.]
Plankton: Yeah.
[Plankton blows raspberry]
SpongeBob: Hold on. There's something on the lid. You missed a bun seed, Mr. Krabs. Plankton was right.
[SpongeBob tears in half.]
Plankton: Yes!
Agent Twerp: I now command you to give Mr. Plankton his prize.
Plankton: You heard him, Krabs. Give me a Krabby Patty.
Mr. Krabs: I can't.
Plankton: What?
[Agent Twerp pulls out the "CLOSED" tape again.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.
SpongeBob: I cleaned it this morning.
Mr. Krabs: Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?
SpongeBob: Nope, she's perfectly aligned.
[Mr. Krabs crosses his arms.]
Mr. Krabs: Drat your efficiency. Uh, oh, yeah. [He snaps his "fingers".] I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.
Plankton: What show?
[Mr. Krabs runs to the sign, takes out a pen, and puts the cap in his mouth. He starts writing something on the board behind him.]
Mr. Krabs: The show that comes with a free Krabby Patty. [He shows the sign and it has, "and a show." on it. He spits the cap out of his mouth.] See?
Plankton: Oh, come on. Are you kidding me?
Agent Twerp: It clearly says, "and a show." I'll allow it.
Plankton: Drat.
[Mr. Krabs is shown cutting wood. Plankton is shown. Mr. Krabs is shown sewing a purple piece of cloth. He has pins in his mouth.]
Plankton: Is this part of [does finger quotes] "the show?"
[Mr. Krabs is shown in front of a puppet show stage with a paint brush.]
Mr. Krabs: No, this is isn't part of the show.
[He paints part of it.]
Agent Twerp: Mm, such lovely filigree, wouldn't you agree?
Plankton: Ugh.
[The curtains open. A character that is made of a Krabby Patty as it head, a fry container as its body, fries as its limbs, and fake eyes appears. SpongeBob slides up.]
SpongeBob: Puppets!

{{L|Mr. Krabs|Once upon a time, there was a happy Patty Laddie.

Patty Laddie: La la la la la la la la.
Mr. Krabs: He was beloved by all the good-hearted people in the world. Alas, there is also a villain in this story, by the name of [A green paper bag is shown with two straw antennas, two fry arms, two fangs, a red eye, and a unibrow.] Pl-- Flankton.
SpongeBob: Boo! Hiss!
[Mr. Krabs takes Flankton away and brings the Patty Laddie back up.]
Mr. Krabs: So, one day, when the lad was minding his own business, Flankton struck and took a huge bite out of the Laddie's face.
[Patty Laddie screams and Mr. Krabs takes ketchup out and sprays it around.]
Plankton: Okay, we get it already.
Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately for Flankton, [The Patty Laddy is shown as an angel.] the Patty didn't sit well with him. And he was so evil, it caused him to bloat something fierce... [Mr. Krabs inflates Flankton.] ...until eventually he popped. [He pops the bag.] The end.
Plankton: [sarcastically, while clapping his hands] Oh, bravo. Bravo. Why does the puppet get to eat a Krabby Patty and I don't? And why aren't you in the kitchen cooking my patty?
Mr. Krabs: Alright, SpongeBob, we can't stall him any longer. Make it a good one, laddie. This may be the last Patty you'll ever cook.
SpongeBob: I'll do my best, sir.
[He starts sobbing. He enters the kitchen and Squidward walks to Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob then looks out the window and cries. This makes Squidward and Mr. Krabs jump in surprise.]
Mr. Krabs: [whispering to Squidward] Psst. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureaucrat busy.
[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward towards Agent Twirp.]
Squidward: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent, sir. While we're waiting, perhaps I could direct your attention to-- oh, the many code violations you'll find [He pushes Agent Twirp up and starts heading him away from his chair.] if you turn this way. It's a death trap.
[Mr. Krabs enters the kitchen and takes all of the buns and goes into the bathroom. He enters a stall. A customer leaves a stall and walks to the sink. Mr. Krabs is shown inserting the buns into the toilet. The customer is shown washing his hands. Mr. Krabs grunts. The customer stops washing his hands and stairs at the stall. Mr. Krabs gets on the toilet to try to push the patties down.]
Mr. Krabs: There we go. [He flushes the toilet.] Ooh, that takes care of that. [Mr. Krabs leaves the bathroom.] And in three, two, one.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's awful. We're all out of buns.
Mr. Krabs: No buns? Drat the luck.
Truck Driver: Got a delivery for the Krusty Krab. Where do you want us to put these buns?
SpongeBob: Huh, good thing I ordered us extra b-- for the contest crowd.
[Mr. Krabs crosses his arms. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in from of the Cash register boat with the Kitchen door open. He takes off his hat and sadly plays trumpet as Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring Plankton the Krabby Patty.]
Plankton: Finally. At long last, the Krabby Patty is mine. Go ahead and wrap that up, son. I'll take it to go.
SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty to go. [SpongeBob puts the Krabby Patty in a "to go" bag.] [Off-Screen] He're you are.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no, you don't. [He takes the bag] You have to eat it on the premises. [He puts the patty on the plate.] Them's the rules.
[Mr. Krabs runs off-screen and runs back with the contest sign. It has, "Must be eaten at the Krusty Krab" on it.]
Plankton: Yeah, that's what it says.
Mr. Krabs: So.
Plankton: Okay, okay. I will. [He eats Krabby Patty whole.] I bid you good day, sir.
[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton.]
Mr. Krabs: You gotta swallow it here on the premises.
Plankton: Oh, come on.
Agent Twirp: I'll allow it.
Plankton: Fine. [He swallows it whole and pants.] Can I go now?
[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton and throws him back to the Chum Bucket. He slides into the lab and gets on to a table.]
Plankton: Karen, quick. You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat.
Karen: But what about anesthetic?
Plankton: There's no time. I can feel it digesting.
[Karen lifts her arm revealing that there is a saw attachment.]
Karen: Whatever you say, dear. Hold still. [The exterior of the Chum Bucket is shown] This may pinch a little.
[Plankton screams. The scene changes to shown SpongeBob looking out a Krusty Krab window at the Chum Bucket with a sign and a line of customers.]
SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: What is it, lad?
SpongeBob: Take a look.
[The scene shows Plankton with a bandage on his stomach and holding a megaphone as a line enters the Krusty Krab.]
Plankton: Keep it moving, nice and orderly. Hey, Eugene, want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket.
[Mr. Krabs gasps.]
Abigail Marge: I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid.
[She gags and runs off. Henry Bart leaves.]
Henry-Bart: It tastes like aspirin and carrots. [rubs tongue] Ugh, Get it off. Get it off.
[All of the customers scream and run away.]
Plankton: Wait, come back. Oh, come on, Karen. What happened?
Karen: I just did what you asked. [She lifts up a back of Plankton's stomach contents.] I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a [She lifts up a Krabby Patty that is messed up.] Krabby Patty.

{{L|[Mr. Krabs laughs.]

Mr. Krabs: It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. [He hands SpongeBob a plunger.] Now go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah [He holds up bun seed jar.] and put these seeds back on 'em.
SpongeBob: That's my Krabs.
[SpongeBob laughs.]

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+{{L|''[The exterior of The Krusty Krab is shown and a trumpet is heard. The Interior is then shown. SpongeBob is shown on a barrel playing a trumpet next to a something that is hidden under a hanging red cloth. Sadie, Francis, Sheldon, Nat, Bill, and Pilar are sitting, eating, and starring at SpongeBob. Frank is walking to his table with his food, staring at SpongeBob. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]''}}
-|title = For Here or to Go
+{{L|Fred|A horn.}}
-|titlecard = sbforhereortogo.PNG
+{{L|Frankie Billy|What will happen next?}}
-|seasonnumber = 8
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out of office, the lights turn off, and a spotlight turns on when he stops. Harry, John, Jimmy Gus, Sally, Abigail Marge, Pilar, and Mr. Krabs are starring at SpongeBob, who finishes playing the trumpet. Mr. Krabs is shown to be next to the hidden item. The scene shows a medium shot of Mr. KRabs]''}}
-|episodenumber = 174b
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten-- ''[He is interrupted by SpongeBob's squeaked high note on the Trumpet. He growls and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise. Off-screen a series of noises occur. He marches back into the spotlight. SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn.]'' Attention, Krusty Krab ''[grabs rope]'' patrons. Be''[pulls up curtain]''hold!}}
-|airdate = [[April 12]], [[2012]]
+{{L|''[A jar of sesame seeds is shown on a barrel. The jar has a red lid and a question mark on the front. Fred and Frankie Billy are shown.]''}}
-}}
+{{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds.}}
-{{L|''[opens the episode with a trumpet while standing on top of a barell with a curtain and the cash register next to him]''}}
-{{L|Fred|''[turns to Frankie]'' A horn.}}
+{{L|Frankie Billy|Bun seeds.}}
+{{L|''[The scene returns to Mr. Krabs. With both of his hands, he points to the Jar. Next to the jar there is a sign that reads, "Guess how many seeds in the jar and win a free Krabby Patty!". All of the words are red, except "free", which is green.]''}}
-{{L|Frankie|What will happen next?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first annual bun seed guessing contest. ''[quiet gasping can be heard.]'' Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a f-- f-- sorry, a f-- f-- I'll try again. A f-- f-- ''[SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him in the back of the neck.]'' free Krabby Patty!}}
-{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks out of office and a spotlight shines on him as he stops.]''}}
+{{L|''[Sally, Dennis Rechid, Paco, Debbie Rechid, and Harold "Bill" Reginald are shown. All, except Sally are sitting.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Atten... ''[interrupted by SpongeBob's squeeked high note, growls, and he marches to SpongeBob to stop the noise and then marches back into the spotlight, SpongeBob appears to be stuck in his horn]'' Attention, Krusty Krab ''[grabs rope]'' patriots. ''[pulls up curtain]'' Behold!}}
+{{L|Sally, Dennis Rechid, Paco, Debbie Rechid, and Harold "Bill" Reginald|Ooh.}}
-{{L|Fred|It's a jar of seeds!}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]''}}
-{{L|Frankie|Bun seeds.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Today only, the Krusty Krab presents our first bun seed guessing contest! Guess how many seeds are in the jar and win a fff... sorry... fff... I'm trying to get... fff... ''[SpongeBob slaps Mr. Krabs on back of neck]'' Free Krabby Patty!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up. ''[Fred walks up.]'' Guess right and win. ''[talking to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}}
-{{L|Crowd|Ooooh!}}
+{{L|''[Fred is shown.]''}}
+{{L|Fred|Hmm. Three?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Step right up ''[Fred walks up]'' and guess right and win! ''[whispers to SpongeBob]'' They'll never guess it.}}
-{{L|''[Fred thinks about guess]''}}
+{{L|''[Fred and Mr. Krabs are shown next to the jar.]''}}
-{{L|Fred|Three?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|No. Next, please.}}
+{{L|''[Nat walks up. He looks at the jar up close. He moves to the right side of the jar. He moves to the left side of the jar.]''}}
-{{L|Nat|''[observes the jar unneccesarily]'' Fourty-two?!}}
+{{L|Nat|42?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shakes head]'' Nope.}}
-{{L|''[Nat snaps fingers and then walks away]''}}
+{{L|''[Nat snaps his "fingers" and then walks away. Dave walks up and sniffs the jar.]''}}
-{{L|Frank|''[sniffs the jar]'' Billions and billions?}}
+{{L|Dave|Billions and billions?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|N-n-no.}}
+{{L|''[Nancy Suzy Fish walks up and puts the jar in her mouth. She then swishes it around a bit and removed it, placing it back where it was.]''}}
+{{L|Nancy Suzy Fish|Blue.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
+{{L|Dennis Rechid|Mermaid Man?}}
-{{L|Nancy Suzy Fish|''[places the jar in mouth]'' Blue.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|No.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[He smacks his eyes.]'' That's not even a number.}}
+{{L|''[Someone clearing their throat off-screen is heard.]''}}
-{{L|Old Man|Mermaid Man?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smacks head]'' That's not even a number.}}
+{{L|Voice|I have a guess.}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[clears throat]'' I have a guess. ''[laughs evilly]''}}
+{{L|''[The scene moves down to show that it is Plankton. He evilly laughs.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton! You don't get to guess. ''[carries Plankton out Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Plankton, you ''[He points to Plankton.]'' don't get to guess.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks of Plankton.]''}}
-{{L|Plankton|Hey! What? You can't do that! It's not fair.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hey. ''[Mr. Krabs carries Plankton to the front door.]'' What? You can't do that. It's not fair.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry. But it's me restaurant and I can do what I please! Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that Patty and find out me secret formula. ''[throws Plankton into mouth and blows into bubble after chewing him and blows Plankton to Chum Bucket, Plankton splats on the wall and turns into a solid after hitting the asphalt]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, I'm sorry, but it's me restaurant and I can do what I please. Besides, I know you'll try to analyze that patty and find out me secret formular.
-{{L|Plankton|You'll pay for this, Krabs. I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau!}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs throws Plankton into mouth as Plankton screams. Mr. Krabs chews him a bit and blows Plankton into a bubble. He then blows Plankton to the Chum Bucket, where he spats on the door. Plankton sloshed to the ground and reforms into normal Plankton.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right! Like they'll even take your call! ''[laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab]''}}
-{{L|''[Plankton dials number on cellphone]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You'll pay for this, Krabs. I'm calling the Bogus Business Bureau.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, right. Like they would even take your call.}}
-{{L|Female Voice|Bogus Business Bureau!}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs and walks back into Krusty Krab. Plankton takes out a cell phone and dials the number for the Bogus Business Bureau.]''}}
+{{L|Bogus Business Bureau Receptionist|Bogus Business Bureau.}}
 {{L|Plankton|Hello, yes. I have a complaint.}}
+{{L|''[The scene shows Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and SpongeBob standing in the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs finishes laughing.]''}}
-{{L|''[inside Krusty Krab]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest. ''[chuckles]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|That Plankton cracks me up. Like the Bogus Business Bureau would care about my dumb contest.}}
-{{L|''[a helicopter is heard over the ceiling, two men break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushing Squidward into the ground, then, a chair crushes Squidward once again, a man with a moustache is sitting on the chair]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs. a helicopter is heard. two creatures break through the ceiling, one demolishing a table and one crushes Squidward into the ground. Squidward gets his head up and a chair crushes Squidward once again. An orange fish with a mustache is sitting on the chair. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are shown looking surprised.]''}}
-{{L|Agent Twerp|I am Agent Twerp, of the ''[stands up and walks towards Mr. Krabs]'' Bogus Business Bureau. Are you the proprieter of this ''[coughs]'' establishment?}}
+{{L|Fish|I am Agent Twerp of the Bogus ''[He stands up.]'' Business Bureau. ''[He walks to Mr. Krabs. It is revealed that he is shorter than SpongeBob.]'' Are you the proprietor of this... ''[He clears his throat.]'' establishment?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Eh, uh, no. He's out of town.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Don't be modest, Mr. Krabs. ''[to Agent Twerp]'' He's responsible for everything at the Krusty Krab.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[pushes SpongeBob away and chuckles nervously]'' New trainee.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs chuckles and pushes SpongeBob away.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|New trainee.}}
-{{L|Agent Twerp|According to article 57 of the Greasy Spoon code, all fast-food contests must be open to all customers, no matter how diminutive or annoying.}}
+{{L|Agent Twerp|According to article 57 of the Greasy Spoon Code, all fast food contests must be open to all customers, no matter how diminutive or annoying.}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[appears out of coat pocket of Agent Twerp's coat]'' And I'm both of those things! You have to let me ''[jumps to floor]'' guess now Krabs!}}
+{{L|''[The scene zooms into Agent Twerp's pocket and Plankton pops his head out.]''}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm won't do it and ''[crosses arms]'' you can't make me. ''[raspberries]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|And I'm both of those things. You have to let me guess now, ''[He jumps to the floor.]'' Krabs.}}
-{{L|Agent Twerp|If you refuse, I'll ''[pulls out tape that says "CLOSED"]'' shut down the Krusty Krab!}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh... fine.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm won't do it. ''[crosses arms]'' And you can't make me.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs blows raspberry]''}}
+{{L|Agent Twerp|If you refuse, I'll ''[pulls out tape that says "CLOSED"]'' shut down the Krusty Krab.}}
-: '''Plankton''': This round goes to Plankton! (sprints to top of barell to the jar while laughing)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, fine.}}
+{{L|Plankton|This round goes to Plankton.}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': Golly, Mr. Krabs. What if Plankton guesses right and wins a (gasps and says next words in gasping voice) Krabby Patty?
+{{L|''[Plankton cackles and runs to the jar.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Golly, Mr. Krabs, what if Plankton guesses right and wins a ''[gasps and says next words in gasping voice]'' Krabby Patty?}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (pulls SpongeBob close) Don't worry. That nimwit Plankton doesn't stand a chance.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pulls SpongeBob close to him.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No worries. That nitwit Plankton hasn't got a chance.}}
-: '''Plankton''': Hmm. (puts on eye equipment with numerous lenses) (The device analyzes the bun seeds inside of the jar) (uses calculator to calculate the analyzation) There are exactly five hundred thousand...
+{{L|Plankton|Hmm. ''[puts on eye equipment with numerous lenses. The device analyzes the bun seeds inside of the jar. He uses a calculator to calculate the analysis. He takes off the device and rips of the tape that the calculator was making.]'' There are exactly five hundred thousand...''[Mr. Krabs gulps.]'' Three hundred...}}
-(Mr. Krabs gulps)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, he's getting close.}}
+{{L|Plankton|...And one.}}
+{{L|[''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
-: '''Plankton''': Three hundred...
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wrong! It's five hundred thousand three hundred and none. You are one over the mark. You lose.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (gasps) He's getting close.
+{{L|[''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
+{{L|Agent Twerp|Hold on. It's not official unless you count them.}}
-: '''Plankton''': And one.
+{{L|[''[Plankton laughs.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Yeah!}}
+{{L|''[A card is shown with "A lot of boring math later..."]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (laughs) Wrong! It's five hundred thousand three hundred and NONE! You are one over the mark! You lose! (laughs)
+{{L|French Narrator|A lot of boring math later...}}
+{{L|''[The scene returns to the Krusty Krab.]''}}
-: '''Agent Twerp''': Hold on! It's not official unless you count them!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|500298, 500299, 500300. ''[Plankton jumps off the jar and Mr. Krabs looks into it.]'' I win.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''}}
-: '''Plankton: '''(laughs) Ha!
+{{L|Plankton|Yeah.}}
+{{L|''[Plankton blows raspberry]''}}
-(A LOT OF BORING MATH LATER)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hold on. There's something on the lid. You missed a bun seed, Mr. Krabs. Plankton was right.}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob tears in half.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': Five hundred thousand two hundred ninety eight, five hundred thousand two hundred ninety nine, (picks up last bun seed) Five hundred thousand three hundred. (checks jar) I win! (laughs)
+{{L|Plankton|Yes!}}
+{{L|Agent Twerp|I now command you to give Mr. Plankton his prize.}}
-: '''Plankton''': Ah! (raspberries)
+{{L|Plankton|You heard him, Krabs. Give me a Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I can't.}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': Hold on. There's something on the lid. You missed a bun seed, Mr. Krabs. Plankton was...right. (tears in half)
+{{L|Plankton|What?}}
+{{L|''[Agent Twerp pulls out the "CLOSED" tape again.]''}}
-: '''Plankton''': (shouts) Yes!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned it this morning.}}
-: '''Agent Twerp''': I now command you to give Mr. Plankton his prize.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nope, she's perfectly aligned.}}
-: '''Plankton''': You heard him, Krabs. Give me a Krabby Patty.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs crosses his arms.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Drat your efficiency. Uh, oh, yeah. ''[He snaps his "fingers".]'' I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': I can't.
+{{L|Plankton|What show?}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs runs to the sign, takes out a pen, and puts the cap in his mouth. He starts writing something on the board behind him.]''}}
-: '''Plankton''': What?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The show that comes with a free Krabby Patty. ''[He shows the sign and it has, "and a show." on it. He spits the cap out of his mouth.]'' See?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, come on. Are you kidding me?}}
-(Agent Twerp pulls out the "CLOSED" tape again)
+{{L|Agent Twerp|It clearly says, "and a show." I'll allow it.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Drat.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob needs to clean the grill first.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is shown cutting wood. Plankton is shown. Mr. Krabs is shown sewing a purple piece of cloth. He has pins in his mouth.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Is this part of ''[does finger quotes]'' "the show?"}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': I cleaned it this morning.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs is shown in front of a puppet show stage with a paint brush.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs: '''Doesn't your spatula need aligning or something?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, this is isn't part of the show.}}
+{{L|''[He paints part of it.]''}}
+{{L|Agent Twerp|Mm, such lovely filigree, wouldn't you agree?}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': Nope, she's perfectly aligned.
+{{L|Plankton|Ugh.}}
+{{L|''[The curtains open. A character that is made of a Krabby Patty as it head, a fry container as its body, fries as its limbs, and fake eyes appears. SpongeBob slides up.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (whispers and crosses arms) Drats your efficiency! (speaks) Oh yeah. I can't serve you your Patty until after the show.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Puppets!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Once upon a time, there was a happy Patty Laddie.
-: '''Plankton''': What show?
+{{L|Patty Laddie|La la la la la la la la.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|He was beloved by all the good-hearted people in the world. Alas, there is also a villain in this story, by the name of ''[A green paper bag is shown with two straw antennas, two fry arms, two fangs, a red eye, and a unibrow.]'' Pl-- Flankton.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (writes "AND A SHOW" on the poster while speaking) The show that comes with a free Krabby Patty. See.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Boo! Hiss!}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs takes Flankton away and brings the Patty Laddie back up.]''}}
-: '''Plankton''': Oh come on. Are you kidding me?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, one day, when the lad was minding his own business, Flankton struck and took a huge bite out of the Laddie's face.}}
+{{L|''[Patty Laddie screams and Mr. Krabs takes ketchup out and sprays it around.]''}}
-: '''Agent Twerp''': It clearly says "and a show". I'll allow it.
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, we get it already.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Unfortunately for Flankton, ''[The Patty Laddy is shown as an angel.]'' the Patty didn't sit well with him. And he was so evil, it caused him to bloat something fierce... ''[Mr. Krabs inflates Flankton.]'' ...until eventually he popped. ''[He pops the bag.]'' The end.}}
-: '''Plankton''': Drats!
+{{L|Plankton|''[sarcastically, while clapping his hands]'' Oh, bravo. Bravo. Why does the puppet get to eat a Krabby Patty and I don't? And why aren't you in the kitchen cooking my patty?}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, SpongeBob, we can't stall him any longer. Make it a good one, laddie. This may be the last Patty you'll ever cook.}}
-(Mr. Krabs then begins cutting wood and sewing a curtain)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll do my best, sir.}}
+{{L|''[He starts sobbing. He enters the kitchen and Squidward walks to Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob then looks out the window and cries. This makes Squidward and Mr. Krabs jump in surprise.]''}}
-: '''Plankton''': Is this part of (does finger quotes) the show?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[whispering to Squidward]'' Psst. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureaucrat busy.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': No, this is isn't part of the show.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward towards Agent Twirp.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent, sir. While we're waiting, perhaps I could direct your attention to-- oh, the many code violations you'll find ''[He pushes Agent Twirp up and starts heading him away from his chair.]'' if you turn this way. It's a death trap.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs enters the kitchen and takes all of the buns and goes into the bathroom. He enters a stall. A customer leaves a stall and walks to the sink. Mr. Krabs is shown inserting the buns into the toilet. The customer is shown washing his hands. Mr. Krabs grunts. The customer stops washing his hands and stairs at the stall. Mr. Krabs gets on the toilet to try to push the patties down.]''}}
-: '''Agent Twerp''': Such lovely filigree, wouldn't you agree?
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|There we go. ''[He flushes the toilet.]'' Ooh, that takes care of that. ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the bathroom.]'' And in three, two, one.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs.}}
-: '''Plankton''': (rolls eye) Uh!
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, it's awful. We're all out of buns.}}
-: (the curtains open)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|No buns? Drat the luck.}}
+{{L|Truck Driver|Got a delivery for the Krusty Krab. Where do you want us to put these buns?}}
-: (SpongeBob rolls up)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh, good thing I ordered us extra b-- for the contest crowd.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs crosses his arms. The scene changes to show SpongeBob in from of the Cash register boat with the Kitchen door open. He takes off his hat and sadly plays trumpet as Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring Plankton the Krabby Patty.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': Once upon a time, there was a happy Patty Laddy. Lalalala. He was beloved by all the good hearted people in the world. Alast, there is also a villian in this story by the name of Plank Lankton.
+{{L|Plankton|Finally. At long last, the Krabby Patty is mine. Go ahead and wrap that up, son. I'll take it to go.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|One Krabby Patty to go. ''[SpongeBob puts the Krabby Patty in a "to go" bag.]'' ''[Off-Screen]'' He're you are.}}
-(SpongeBob boos loudly)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no, you don't. ''[He takes the bag]'' You have to eat it on the premises. ''[He puts the patty on the plate.]'' Them's the rules.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs runs off-screen and runs back with the contest sign. It has, "Must be eaten at the Krusty Krab" on it.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': So one day, when the Lad was minding his own business, Plankton struck and took a huge bite out of the Laddy's face. (pretends to scream) (sprays ketchup around)
+{{L|Plankton|Yeah, that's what it says.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|So.}}
-: '''Plankton''': Okay, we get it already!
+{{L|Plankton|Okay, okay. I will. ''[He eats Krabby Patty whole.]'' I bid you good day, sir.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton.]''}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': Unfortanetly for Flankton, the Patty didn't sit well with him. He was so evil, the Patty caused him to bloat so fierce, (inflates Flankton bag), until eventually, he popped. (pops bag) The end.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You gotta swallow it here on the premises.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, come on.}}
-: '''Plankton''': (sarcastically speaks and claps hands) Oh, bravo. Braaavo. Why does the puppet get to eat a Krabby Patty and I don't and why aren't you in the kitchen cooking my patty?!
+{{L|Agent Twirp|I'll allow it.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Fine. ''[He swallows it whole and pants.]'' Can I go now?}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': Alright, SpongeBob. We can't stall him any longer. Make it a good one, laddy. This may be the last patty you'll ever cook.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton and throws him back to the Chum Bucket. He slides into the lab and gets on to a table.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Karen, quick. You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat.}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': Yes, sir. (sobs uncontrollably)
+{{L|[[Karen]]|But what about anesthetic?}}
+{{L|Plankton|There's no time. I can feel it digesting.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (whisphers to Squidward) Pssss. I got a plan. You keep that blasted bureacrat busy.
+{{L|''[Karen lifts her arm revealing that there is a saw attachment.]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Whatever you say, dear. Hold still. ''[The exterior of the Chum Bucket is shown]'' This may pinch a little.}}
-: '''Squidward:''' Uh, excuse me, Mr. Agent sir. While we're waiting, I'd like to direct you to the...oh...many code violations you'll find if you turn this way. It's a death trap.
+{{L|''[Plankton screams. The scene changes to shown SpongeBob looking out a Krusty Krab window at the Chum Bucket with a sign and a line of customers.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, Mr. Krabs.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (sneaks into kitchen and grabs all of the buns and heads into the bathroom) (opens a stall and stuffs all of the buns down the toilet, making sounds that are disturbing to a male fish that exits the stall next to him) That takes care of that. (exits bathroom and looks at imaginary watch) Three, two, one.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|What is it, lad?}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs!!!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Take a look.}}
+{{L|''[The scene shows Plankton with a bandage on his stomach and holding a megaphone as a line enters the Krusty Krab.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Keep it moving, nice and orderly. Hey, Eugene, want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (whispers to self) SpongeBob.
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs gasps.]''}}
+{{L|Abigail Marge|I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid.}}
-: '''SpongeBob''': It's awful. We're all out of buns!
+{{L|''[She gags and runs off. Henry Bart leaves.]''}}
+{{L|Henry-Bart|It tastes like aspirin and carrots. ''[rubs tongue]'' Ugh, Get it off. Get it off.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': No buns? Drats, the luck.
+{{L|''[All of the customers scream and run away.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Wait, come back. Oh, come on, Karen. What happened?}}
-: '''Male Fish''': Got a delivery for the Krusty Krab. Where do you want us to put these buns?
+{{L|Karen|I just did what you asked. ''[She lifts up a back of Plankton's stomach contents.]'' I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a ''[She lifts up a Krabby Patty that is messed up.]'' Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|''[Mr. Krabs laughs.]''
-: '''SpongeBob''': Good thing I ordered us extra buns...for the contest.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. ''[He hands SpongeBob a plunger.]'' Now go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah ''[He holds up bun seed jar.]'' and put these seeds back on 'em.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's my Krabs.}}
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (crosses arms)
+{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
-(SpongeBob sadly plays trumpet as Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring Plankton the Krabby Patty)
-: '''Plankton''': Finally! At long last, the Krabby Patty is mine! Go ahead and wrap that up, son. I'll take it to go.
-: '''SpongeBob''': One Krabby Patty to go. (puts Krabby Patty in doggy-bag)
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': Whoa, no you don't. You have to eat it on the premises. Thems the rules. (pulls out billboard with the words "MUST BE EATEN IN KRUSTY KRAB" written on it)
-: '''Plankton''': Yeah, that's what it says.
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': So.
-: '''Plankton''': Okay, okay. I will! (eats Krabby Patty whole) I bid you good day, sir.
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': You gotta swallow it here, on the premises.
-: '''Plankton''': Oh, come on.
-: '''Agent Twirp''': I'll allow it.
-: '''Plankton''': Fine! (swallows it whole) (breaths heavily) Can I go now?
-: (Mr. Krabs kicks Plankton into Chum Bucket)
-(inside Chum Bucket)
-: '''Plankton''': Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!
-: '''Karen:''' But what about anesthetic?
-: '''Plankton''': There's no time. I can feel it digesting.
-: '''Karen''': Whatever you say. (holds up chainsaw) Hold still. This may pinch a little.
-: (Plankton screams)
-: '''SpongeBob''': Uh, Mr. Krabs.
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': What is it, lad?
-: '''SpongeBob''': Look.
-: '''Plankton''': Keep it moving. Nice and orderly. Hey, Euguene! Want a free Krabby Patty? Just guess how many customers I can fit into the Chum Bucket!
-: (Mr. Krabs gasps)
-: '''Woman:''' I feel terrible. The Krabby Patty takes like stomach acid!
-: '''Henry-Bart:''' It takes like aspirin and carrots. (rubs tongue) Get it off! Get it off!
-: (all customers scream and run away)
-: '''Plankton''': Oh come on, Karen, what happened?
-: '''Karen''': I just did what you asked. I analyzed the contents of your stomach and used them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.
-: '''Mr. Krabs''': (chuckles) It warms my heart to see that little twerp fail. Okay, boyo, fun time's over. Go fish them buns out of the toilet. Oh, yeah (holds up bun seed jar) and put these seeds back on them!
-: '''SpongeBob: '''That's my Krabs! (chuckles)
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