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Yacht to Know is the second comic strip in the SpongeBob Comics No. 12.

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Squidward sees that his old rival, Squilliam, is coming towards him. SpongeBob and Patrick are right next to him, playing around. Squidward tries to shush them as if he does, there may be a chance that Squilliam does not seem him, but SpongeBob does not understand what he means by "we." Squilliam runs into him anyways, and mocks Squidward's looks. Squilliam asks what rock the other two came from, prompting Patrick to reply that he lives in that one.

Squilliam tells Squidward that since they were classmates once, he is inviting him to his christening party at his yacht. Squilliam leaves, and then says to bring his "loser" friends. Squidward then yells that SpongeBob and Patrick are his chauffeur and butler. Squilliam hears this and thinks that he may have misjudged him, and while saying that, Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick that it will be the last time he asks them to help him one-up Squilliam.

Later, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are on a limo, Patrick talking about wanting to do a wheelie. Squidward tells him he should not do that, and while saying that, SpongeBob says the TV has 300 channels, making Patrick get out of his seat to check that out, leaving no one on the wheel. The limo goes all over the place, but Squidward stops it right when they arrive at Squilliam's yacht.

SpongeBob and Patrick talk about how many fish are at the yacht, while Squilliam tells Squidward he's happy to see him. SpongeBob and Patrick fool around on the yacht, while Squidward tries to cover himself up as he does not want him to realize how foolish the two are. Patrick feels sick at one point, and tries to let himself go off the railing, but SpongeBob tells him he thinks that is what the glasses are for.

SpongeBob feels it is a good time to play golf, making Patrick use a rock as the golf ball and a guy's cane as the golf club. They cause chaos at the yacht and anger Squilliam and makes Squidward scared. Patrick gets bored of golf and decides that he wants to have a pillow fight, but he ends up using furniture instead of pillows.

Patrick then tries to pull off a window from a wall to play ring toss, but cannot get it out. Squilliam sees that Squidward is of the common folk as well, but right after he says that, SpongeBob is seen on top of one of the masts. SpongeBob says he can see all of Bikini Bottom from up there, while Squidward is telling him that what he is doing is dangerous. SpongeBob wants to do a triple somersault into the water while holding a 200 lb anchor, but this stunt causes the entire yacht to collapse.

Squilliam gets mad as his great-grandfather worked hard to earn the money he inherited for the yacht, and tells Squidward he will have to pay for the damage he caused. Patrick tells Squilliam that the ship was bad anyways and that he can always get another one. He also says that Squidward has a ship that Squilliam does not, making Squilliam get mad as he thinks he's referring to friendship. Patrick however was actually referring to a ship-in-a-bottle, but he said friendship could work too.

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  • The title is a pun on the phrase "y'ought to know."
SpongeBob Comics No. 12 (VE)

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