-Squidward: (What's that music?) -SpongeBob: (I think Mr. Krabs is going to sing.) -Squidward: (Oh, great.)
If I can talk to money, how great my life would be. We'd tell each other secrets, all their friends would visit me. I'd trade in filthy riches, which is clean enough for me. Oh, if you could tell me what you want, how happy we would be!
We'd surely be the best of friends, we'd never disagree. There couldn't be a downside, not one that I could see!
If I could talk to money, -COME ALONG, SING WITH ME!-
-Squidward (Uh, no thanks. I gotta go.) -SpongeBob (I really have to pee.)
If I could talk to money, and it could talk to meeeeeeeeeeeee... we'd always be the best of friends for all eternity!
-Patrick: (What did I miss?)
Oh, if I could talk to money...
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"If I Could Talk to Money" is a song sung by Mr. Krabs in the episode, "Money Talks," after he...