The episode starts with Squidward's clock ringing. He pokes his head in the kitchen and yells at SpongeBob to go home. SpongeBob was obliviously not paying attention. A minute later SpongeBob's watch beeps and says it's quitting time. He asks Squidward why is he still here and Squidward, frustrated, runs out yelling angrily. He stuffed the Krabby Patty in his wallet. Then SpongeBob takes out the trash. SpongeBob is then confronted by Sandy, who he thinks is a garbage monster. Sandy then pulls out a book that holds all of the records in Bikini Bottom. Sandy claims she wants to beat every record in Bikini Bottom. After beating two records, SpongeBob realizes he forgot his camera, angering Sandy. When he returns, Sandy had constructed many robots to help keep track of her records. After SpongeBob leaves Sandy to clean Gary's litter box, he finds out Sandy has become obsessed with the record book. He then attempts to grab the book, only to be crushed in a robot machine for another record. Sandy then finds out and says she is done with the book anyone. The author for the book then enters the treedome and verifies the book is over 30 years old and that the records have already been broken. Yet, he claims SpongeBob had broken a record for having so many injuries from helping a friend. At the end, SpongeBob crumbles to pieces and the author takes a picture.