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The Nerd Race by Carson
It's Banana Joe out in front,Jamie by ahead,Bobert behind,Jamie coming up on the inside,and (gasps) wait a minute! Dinkleberg is on the track,and he's chasing the students! This is a hurdle! He's got Hector by the arm! He steps on Hector! He's out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He lands on Anton! The student can't see! He's running all over the track! He's headed for the wall! (ZOK!) Ooh! Anton is crumbled! Dinkleberg jumps on a trampoline! He lands on Juke! The jukebox is out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He's got Alan by the string! He busts up Alan! Alan's out of it! Dinkleberg's running and ooooooh what a push-off! That hurt! Rob is out! Now Dinkleberg leads up in the air! He lands on Sussie! The chinikin is out of it! Dinkleberg's running and oooooooooh what a bust-over! That hurt! Masami is knocked out! There goes Dinkleberg and oooooooh what a trample! That hurt! Rocky's out of it! Dinkleberg jumps up in the air and oooooooooh what a squish-up! That hurt! Ocho's out! Dinkleberg's off again! He lands on Tobais! Tobais is out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He's got Idaho by the leg! (WHACK!) The potato is out of it! Dinkleberg's running and oooooooooooooh what a knock-out! That hurt! Carrie is knocked out! There goes Dinkleberg! He's got Tina by the tail! The T-rex is out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He's got Carmen by the leg! (BANG!) The cactus is out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He lands on Clayton! The student can't see! he's running all over the track! He's headed for the door! (CRASH!) OOOH! Clayton is smashed! There's only five students left! Dinkleberg's running and oooooooh what a tackle! That hurt! Bobert is down! There goes Dinkleberg! He's got William by the wing! (KABOOM!) William is out of it! There's only three students left! Dinkleberg's off again! He's got Leslie by the leg! (BAM!) The flower is out of it! There goes Dinkleberg! He's running and (SLICE!) what a banana split! Banana Joe is out! There's only one student left! Jamie is still ahead! Dinkleberg catches up to her! Jamie stops when she got ahead of the other students! Dinkleberg catches up,grabs Jamie's leg,and throws her out of the window! (SPLAT!) Jamie is down! Dinkleberg's off again! Now I've seen everything!
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