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− | |title = Face Freeze! |
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− | |titlecard = Face Freeze.png |
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− | |seasonnumber = 8 |
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− | |episodenumber = 172a |
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− | |airdate = [[July 21]], [[2012]]}} |
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{{L|''[episode begins at Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[episode begins at Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. ''[slurps]'' Ahh.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. ''[slurps his drink and makes a relaxed face]'' Ahh.}} |
{{L|Patrick|That's a pretty cool face. ''[chuckles]'' Check you this one out. ''[chomps, chews]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|That's a pretty cool face. ''[chuckles]'' Check you this one out. ''[chomps, chews]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! ''[laughs]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! ''[laughs]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, hey, how about this? ''[dolphin call]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, hey, how about this? ''[dolphin call]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|That's awesome! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|That's awesome! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both laugh]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[snores]'' Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]'' SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[snores]'' Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]'' SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and I here are making faces at each other.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Funny faces make me laugh! ''[laughs]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Funny faces make me laugh! ''[laughs]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Uuh, no!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Uuh, no!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me tell you the story of |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Let me tell you the story of Face Freeze. ''[thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly]'' It were a cold day, in November, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs]'' But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. ''[Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]''}} |
{{L|Sadie|How rude! ''[Monroe cries]''}} |
{{L|Sadie|How rude! ''[Monroe cries]''}} |
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{{L|''[Fred raspberries]''}} |
{{L|''[Fred raspberries]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, ''[Fred raspberries]'' his face froze with his tongue sticking out...}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, ''[Fred raspberries]'' his face froze with his tongue sticking out...}} |
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− | {{L|Fred|Huh, huh... Huh? Permanently |
+ | {{L|Fred|Huh, huh... Huh?}}{{L|Mr. Krabs|Permanently!}} |
{{L|Mable|Weirdo.}} |
{{L|Mable|Weirdo.}} |
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{{L|Fred|''[muffled]'' No... NO!}} |
{{L|Fred|''[muffled]'' No... NO!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Dun ah eeh.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' Dun ah eeh.}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! ''[Patrick laughs]'' Patrick. PATRICK |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey! ''[Patrick laughs]'' Patrick. PATRICK!}} |
{{L|Patrick|What?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]'' Gloriously disgusting, sir.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[chuckles]'' Gloriously disgusting, sir.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]''}} |
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− | {{L|''[scene cuts]''}}{{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing'']}} {{L|['' |
+ | {{L|''[scene cuts]''}}{{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick laughing'']}} {{L|[''SpongeBob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean'']}} {{L|[''Everybody swims away screaming'']}} {{L|[''SpongeBob and Patrick laughing again'']}} {{L|'''Sandy''': You two need help.}} {{L|[''scene cuts'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey Spongebob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|'''Patrick''': Hey SpongeBob!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns on Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing'']}} {{L|'''SpongeBob''': It never gets so old!}} {{L|[''Patrick turns off Flashlight'']}} {{L|[''Squidward rips Tent'']}} {{L|'''Squidward''': Would You Mind?!}} {{L|'''SpongeBob''': Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.}} {{L|[''Spongebob and Patrick Laughing'']}}'' ''{{L|'''SpongeBob''': Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.}} {{L|'''Squidward''': I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!}} |
− | ''{{L|''' |
+ | ''{{L|'''SpongeBob''': Hey! That's a good one right there.}} '' |
− | *''[ |
+ | *''[SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]'' |
− | *'''Squidward''': Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with the quiet of sleep! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep! |
*'''Patrick''': Oh yeah? Watch me,'' [They both sleep]'' |
*'''Patrick''': Oh yeah? Watch me,'' [They both sleep]'' |
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− | *'''Squidward''': Whatever. ''[Later. The Sun rises]'' |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Whatever works. ''[Later. The Sun rises]'' |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''':'' '[Surprised]''''''' ''Wow Patrick, you did hold that face all night! |
*'''Patrick''': Actually, I can't move my face at all ''[He feels on his face]'' |
*'''Patrick''': Actually, I can't move my face at all ''[He feels on his face]'' |
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− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': I can't move my face either! |
*'''Patrick:''' All right! We did it! |
*'''Patrick:''' All right! We did it! |
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− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': No Patrick, It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! Patrick we have a Face Freeze! |
− | *[''Both |
+ | *[''Both scream''] |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Sandy! Sandy! |
*[Later at Sandy's house] |
*[Later at Sandy's house] |
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*'''Sandy''': Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n |
*'''Sandy''': Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n |
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*'''SpongeBob''': And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy? |
*'''SpongeBob''': And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy? |
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− | *'''Sandy''': Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle |
+ | *'''Sandy''': Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension. ''[shows Sandy's hand looking creepy]'' |
− | *'''Sandy''': You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. ''[Later, Sandy is done] ''Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked |
+ | *'''Sandy''': You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. ''[Later, Sandy is done] ''Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked Face Freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed. |
− | *''[showing that |
+ | *''[showing that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed]'' |
− | *[At Krusty Krab] '''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahoy, |
+ | *[At Krusty Krab] '''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahoy, SpongeBob! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Hello Mr. Krabs. |
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here. |
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here. |
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− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin. |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture |
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− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': You hear that, someone just dropped a penny. |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasps) |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': (Gasps) Where?! Where?! ''[Looks for penny]'' |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' That'll buy me some time. |
− | *'''Squidward''': Let's go |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Let's go SpongeBob, the orders are pouring out. |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': On it Squidward! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[Onion juice gets in his eye]'' Onion juice! Ah! |
− | *'''Squidward''': Come on |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Come on SpongeBob! Chop, Chop! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': OK, OK. |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams] ''Phew. Order up. |
*'''Squidward''': You deliver it, I'm on break. |
*'''Squidward''': You deliver it, I'm on break. |
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*'''Mr. Krabs''': Penny, penny, penny, penny. |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Penny, penny, penny, penny. |
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− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs is still distracted, now's my chance. Your order is served, sir. |
− | *'''Harold''': ''[Gasps at that |
+ | *'''Harold''': ''[Gasps at that SpongeBob's lips is on the patties] ''I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Oh, dear. |
*'''Harold:''' ''[Takes money out of register]'' I'm taking my clams, elsewhere. |
*'''Harold:''' ''[Takes money out of register]'' I'm taking my clams, elsewhere. |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Wait, come back! |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Why, oh, why, why did I have to make a face? |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': What's going on back here |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': What's going on back here? Why are we losing business? |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' How should I know, I'm just a cook in these parts. |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' Face me when I'm talking to you boy. ''[ |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' Face me when I'm talking to you boy. ''[SpongeBob turns around with his face down]'' So I can see your face. |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? ''[shows him a rolling trick]'' My impersonation of a burrito! |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs: ''' |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs: '''SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? ''[Sees Patrick walk in with Face Freeze]'' |
− | *'''Patrick:''' |
+ | *'''Patrick:''' Oh. Uhhh, is this a bad time, SpongeBob? |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I see what's going on here. ''[Picks up |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, I see what's going on here. ''[Picks up SpongeBob]'' Aha! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya? You couldn't heed me warning, could ya? |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories. |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm losing |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm losing business, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ahhh!'' [Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy Face Freeze, a freezing noise is heard]'' NO, I can't move my face. I've got a Face Freeze too!! |
− | *'''Squidward'''- |
+ | *'''Squidward'''- What is the hold up in here? |
− | *''' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob'''- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the Face Freeze! |
− | *'''Squidward'''- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. |
+ | *'''Squidward'''- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. ha! Krabs too! ha ha ha!! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich! UH OH? ''[Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a Face Freeze and a other freezing noise is heard] ''Hey, my face. Ah my face! Oh, great, look at what you've done. ''[Begins crying]'' |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': LOOK! Squidward has it too! |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': LOOK! Squidward has it too! |
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*''[All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying]'' |
*''[All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying]'' |
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*'''Squidward''': HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING! |
*'''Squidward''': HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING! |
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Revision as of 13:01, 9 July 2014
Template:EpisodeTr/172a
- [episode begins at Krusty Krab]
- Patrick: Thanks for having lunch with me, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Anything for my bestest buddy. There's no better way. I could've spent my lunch drink. [slurps his drink and makes a relaxed face] Ahh.
- Patrick: That's a pretty cool face. [chuckles] Check you this one out. [chomps, chews]
- SpongeBob: [laughs] I love it. What do you think of this? AWOO! [laughs]
- Patrick: Oh, hey, how about this? [dolphin call]
- SpongeBob: That's awesome! [SpongeBob and Patrick both laugh]
- Mr. Krabs: [snores] Ooh. I know this sound. It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet! [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs] SpongeBob! Why aren't you manning the fryer?
- SpongeBob: Sorry, sir. I got carried away. Patrick and I here are making faces at each other.
- Patrick: Funny faces make me laugh! [laughs]
- Mr. Krabs: What? Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?
- SpongeBob: Why, is there something wrong?
- Mr. Krabs: Haven't ye ever heard the saying "If you don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Uuh, no!
- Mr. Krabs: Let me tell you the story of Face Freeze. [thunder claps, SpongeBob and Patrick's tooth chattering, breathing quickly] It were a cold day, in November, and in Bikini Bottom lived a man who loved to make faces. And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out. [Fred raspberries and laughs] But what he really liked, was to stick his tongue at people. [Fred raspberries and laughs, Sadie and green Monroe wasps]
- Sadie: How rude! [Monroe cries]
- [Fred raspberries]
- Mr. Krabs: Until one day, when he stuck his tongue out for the 444th time, [Fred raspberries] his face froze with his tongue sticking out...
- Fred: Huh, huh... Huh?
- Mr. Krabs: Permanently!
- Mable: Weirdo.
- Fred: [muffled] No... NO!
- Mr. Krabs: He couldn't open his mouth for months. Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, no!
- Mr. Krabs: So are you fonna keep making faces, boys?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Huh-uh.
- Mr. Krabs: Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.
- SpongeBob: I'm glad Mr. Krabs caught us before it was too late. Let's agree never to make faces again.
- Patrick: Done and done.
- SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't even smile. That's considered making a face.
- Patrick: Right, gotcha. No problem. Not gonna make faces. No faces... at all.
- SpongeBob: No faces... at all. Yeah. This is... [gulps] easy. How you holding up?
- Patrick: Huh, fine. You?
- [SpongeBob grunts but makes an T-shaped face and laughs]
- Patrick: [laughs] Dun ah eeh.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
- SpongeBob: Hey! [Patrick laughs] Patrick. PATRICK!
- Patrick: What?
- SpongeBob: Look at us. We're okay. Our faces didn't freeze.
- [Patrick stretching]
- Patrick: Gosh, you're right.
- SpongeBob: Guess, Mr. Krabs made a mistake. Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true. Let's make lots of faces.
- Patrick: You mean like this? [stretching] Ree eeh eeh!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both, SpongeBob growls]
- Patrick: [laughs] Aye yi yi yi!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Aw!
- Patrick: Phee!
- SpongeBob: Ay yi yi yi yi yi!
- Patrick: Dun ree ah yee!
- SpongeBob: Doy doy doy doy!
- Patrick: Ah ah ooh!
- SpongeBob: Duh!
- Patrick: Aydh!
- SpongeBob: Awoot duh doo!
- Patrick: Looo ooo ooo!
- SpongeBob: Day ah dah da dah!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
- SpongeBob: I can't breathe! Well, still no frozen faces. Let's really put this myth to the test. Let's see what happens when me hold one face for a long time.
- Patrick: Yes! But, now do you choose just one? Um, well, let's see. Oh, oh... How about an eye cross, [Makes his eyes go up to the top of his head] uh? And then slip into and overbite. [Pulling out upper jaw] And the finishing touch. Gah lowh.
- SpongeBob: [chuckles] Delightfully wicked, my friend. I call this one... [ he push his nose and making his mouth bigger and puts out his eyeballs on the top of his head] The Gary. Meow!
- Patrick: [chuckles] Gloriously disgusting, sir.
- SpongeBob: Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves. Let us share then with the whole wide sea. [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing both]
- [scene cuts]
- [Spongebob and Patrick laughing]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick Come out of the Ocean]
- [Everybody swims away screaming]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing again]
- Sandy: You two need help.
- [scene cuts]
- Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
- [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
- [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
- Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
- [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
- [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
- Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
- [Patrick turns on Flashlight]
- [SpongeBob and Patrick Laughing]
- SpongeBob: It never gets so old!
- [Patrick turns off Flashlight]
- [Squidward rips Tent]
- Squidward: Would You Mind?!
- SpongeBob: Mind What? Making Faces? Of course were don't.
- [Spongebob and Patrick Laughing]
- SpongeBob: Your Turn Squidward let's see your Crazy Face.
- Squidward: I don't wanna make faces I want to SLEEP! D-de-de-de-Da!
- SpongeBob: Hey! That's a good one right there.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick laughs]
- Squidward: Let's try a new game. Let's combine whatever you get out of whatever this is you're doing with the quiet of sleep!
- SpongeBob: Interesting challenge, but let's raise the stakes even higher. Patrick, I'll bet you can't keep that face all night, while you sleep!
- Patrick: Oh yeah? Watch me, [They both sleep]
- Squidward: Whatever works. [Later. The Sun rises]
- 'SpongeBob: '[Surprised]'' Wow Patrick, you did hold that face all night!
- Patrick: Actually, I can't move my face at all [He feels on his face]
- SpongeBob: I can't move my face either!
- Patrick: All right! We did it!
- SpongeBob: No Patrick, It's not all right, this means Mr. Krabs was right! Patrick we have a Face Freeze!
- [Both scream]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, Sandy was right, we need help!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Sandy!
- [Later at Sandy's house]
- Sandy: Hmmmm, this may get tricky. Y'all need to relax them facial muscles what y'all need is a mossage.n
- SpongeBob: And you're a licensed mussoge, right Sandy?
- Sandy: Well I shouldn't say licensed. Just sit back, relax, and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension. [shows Sandy's hand looking creepy]
- Sandy: You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs. Them shoulders look way outta line. Fell them nights just meltin away. Let's see if i can just get that jaw line back in place. [Later, Sandy is done] Phew! OK you two bad news first. That wicked Face Freeze ain't going nowhere. But, y'all are looking much more relaxed.
- [showing that SpongeBob's and Patrick's faces are more deformed]
- [At Krusty Krab] Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Hello Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, you all right boy, eh, look a little killy-wompish walking in here.
- SpongeBob: Doing fine Mr. Krabs. Just grillin and grillin.
- Mr. Krabs: Ahem. But what's with this cubed posture
- SpongeBob: You hear that, someone just dropped a penny.
- Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) Where?! Where?! [Looks for penny]
- SpongeBob: That'll buy me some time.
- Squidward: Let's go SpongeBob, the orders are pouring out.
- SpongeBob: On it Squidward!
- SpongeBob: [Onion juice gets in his eye] Onion juice! Ah!
- Squidward: Come on SpongeBob! Chop, Chop!
- SpongeBob: OK, OK.
- SpongeBob: [Falls, retrieves patties on back, screams] Phew. Order up.
- Squidward: You deliver it, I'm on break.
- Mr. Krabs: Penny, penny, penny, penny.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs is still distracted, now's my chance. Your order is served, sir.
- Harold: [Gasps at that SpongeBob's lips is on the patties] I'm sorry, I did not order a side of lips with my patty!
- SpongeBob: Oh, dear.
- Harold: [Takes money out of register] I'm taking my clams, elsewhere.
- Mr. Krabs: Wait, come back!
- SpongeBob: Why, oh, why, why did I have to make a face?
- Mr. Krabs: What's going on back here? Why are we losing business?
- SpongeBob: How should I know, I'm just a cook in these parts.
- Mr. Krabs: Face me when I'm talking to you boy. [SpongeBob turns around with his face down] So I can see your face.
- SpongeBob: Hey, have you seen this, Mr. Krabs? [shows him a rolling trick] My impersonation of a burrito!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you better stand up this instant or... Huh? [Sees Patrick walk in with Face Freeze]
- Patrick: Oh. Uhhh, is this a bad time, SpongeBob?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what's going on here. [Picks up SpongeBob] Aha! You just had to keep making faces, didn't ya? You couldn't heed me warning, could ya?
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, we thought it was one of your stories.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm losing business, because you thought I was telling one of me stories?! Why, this makes me so angry! I could just... just... just... ahhh! [Mr. Krabs' anger gives him a creepy Face Freeze, a freezing noise is heard] NO, I can't move my face. I've got a Face Freeze too!!
- Squidward- What is the hold up in here?
- SpongeBob- Wait Squidward, don't get worked up you could get the Face Freeze!
- Squidward- Face Freeze! I thought that was a myth. ha! Krabs too! ha ha ha!! (Begins laughing hard) This is so rich! UH OH? [Sees Patrick, begins laughing very hard and he too gets a Face Freeze and a other freezing noise is heard] Hey, my face. Ah my face! Oh, great, look at what you've done. [Begins crying]
- Mr. Krabs: LOOK! Squidward has it too!
- [All three begin laughing while Squidward begins crying]
- Squidward: HEY, IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING!