[The scene starts at the Krusty Krab in Mr. Krabs' office. SpongeBob is stirring a barrel tub. Mr. Krabs comes with a bag of coral dust and a bucket of algae paste.]
Mr. Krabs: Just a couple more additives, SpongeBob. [Mr. Krabs dumps the ingredients in the barrel. The smell and aroma causes SpongeBob's face to disintegrate and his nose disappeared. Mr. Krabs is seen wearing a nurse's mask.] Oh and try not to breathe the fumes.
SpongeBob: Is it Toxic Patty Tuesday?
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles, no. [shows a lot of dirty money bills] The customers keep passing off their dirty money. So we're cooking up the only solution powerful enough to clean it.
SpongeBob: Well then, let's get cleaning.
Mr. Krabs: Hold on, kiddo. We still have one more ingredient. [Takes out a bottle of Disulfide, SpongeBob takes the bottle and takes the lid off.]
SpongeBob: How much do we need?
Mr. Krabs: Careful, SpongeBob! Just two drops and that stuff could...
SpongeBob: Got it. Two drops... [Squeezes out some drops in the barrel. A loud explosion occurs and SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are smeared in black and their faces are blown up.]]
Mr. Krabs: ...blow our faces off.
[A ringing is heard. SpongeBob looks at the fax machine.]
SpongeBob: Fax coming through, boss.
Mr. Krabs: We can get it later.
[Fax prints out Plankton]
Plankton:[laughs maniacally] Infiltration achieved. Phase one, complete. [Jumps down and goes to kitchen] Now for phase two. [Saws a slit in SpongeBob's spatula and blows away the dust] Sabotage!
SpongeBob:[Whistling. Plankton puts the spatula back and hides] Well, my dependable spatula, shall we? [Puts patties on the grill. Tries to flip patty and the spatula breaks. SpongeBob screams]
Plankton: Wow, phase two is great! My favorite phase so far. [laughs and runs out of the kitchen]
SpongeBob:[Wipes ingredients off counter and lays down the spatula. Panting. Puts his ear up to the spatula] No pulse. [Does CPR using 2 fingers] We're losing him! Hang in there, buddy!
Mr. Krabs:[Looking into the kitchen from his office door] What's all the ruckus?
SpongeBob:[Using a defibrillator] Clear! Clear!
Mr. Krabs: Pull yourself together, boy. So your spatula snapped. Go get yourself a new one!
SpongeBob::[Looking at broken handle that Mr. Krabs is holding. Dramatic music plays] I'll never forget you.
Mr. Krabs:[Slaps SpongeBob away] Quit that, boy. It's creepy. Spatulas can't talk.[Walking back to his office] And if I catch yous talking to your next one, I'll lock you up in a padded kitchen. [At Harvey's Spatula Emporium]
Plankton:[laughs] Just like clockwork. The twerp approaches. [SpongeBob whistling]Time for phase three. [Boosts up with jet pack and leaves the store. Flies into one of SpongeBob's pores and flies back out another, landing face down on the ground. Groans and mumbles]
SpongeBob: Oh hi, Plankton! [Picks Plankton up] What brings you the Harvey's Spatula Emporium?
Plankton: Oh, just picking up one of these. [Holds up red circular object] Not that you'd know what it is.
SpongeBob: Well, judging from its diameter and vermillion color, I am looking at the handle cap for a vintage Grill Force 700 Spatula.
Plankton: Wow! A fellow spatula enthusiast, I see. You're right, SpongeBob. But with a few modifications, it'll serve as the end-cap for my SizzleMaster.
SpongeBob: Well, I've never even heard of that model.
Plankton: Well, there is only one. And some say it has magical grilling powers.
SpongeBob: Wow! I must know more.
Plankton: Well, you could come over and check it out.
SpongeBob: That sounds thrilling! But I do need to hurry back to work.
Plankton:[Knocking on SpongeBob] SpongeBob, it's a magical spatula with a legend. This is a one-in-a-lifetime experience. [Jumps onto SpongeBob's hat] Onward to the Chum Bucket! [laughs] Hey it's this way, kid. [SpongeBob's legs rotate and he walks the other direction][At the Chum Bucket. Plankton and SpongeBob are standing at the doorway of the spatula room]
Plankton: Feast your absorbent eyes on this! [claps twice][Spatulas are lining the walls]
SpongeBob:[gasps] Wow. This is the greatest spatula collection on the whole sea floor.
Plankton: These are nothing compared to...[claps 3 times. Spotlight turns on and spatula rises in a container]...the majestic SizzleMaster! [SpongeBob sings in a heavenly choir voice and draws the outline of the spatula with his hand]
Plankton: Yes, SpongeBob. I believe the SizzleMaster has found its fry cook in you![Kicks glass cover off of the spatula. Glass shatters] The legend of the SizzleMaster has been fulfilled. [Gives the spatula to SpongeBob] And since your are its fry cook, it will reduce your workload tenfold!
SpongeBob: Hey, that rhymes. Almost. [Walks out of the Chum Bucket]
Plankton: Yes, a legend has been fulfilled today. Go forth, SpongeBob. Wouldn't want you to miss the lunch rush. [Now talking more sinisterly] Or as I like to call it, "Phase 4."
Karen: Phase 4? [Rolls up next to Plankton] How many phases are there in this convoluted plan?
Plankton: Enough, my sarcastic wife. Enough to gain SpongeBob's trust, then steal the Krabby Patty formula right from under his dumb yellow nose! [Now standing at a control panel. Laughs] Now to tune in SpongeBoob.
SpongeBob:[holding new spatula] I'm back, Mr. Krabs. Did I miss anything?
Mr. Krabs: You're gonna be missing a job if you don't get in that kitchen. The lunch rush is nigh! [Plankton laughs while he is listening in from the Chum Bucket]
SpongeBob: These orders have really piled up. [Holding pile of orders with large piles behind him]
Squidward: And don't forget these. [Dumps a bunch more orders over SpongeBob]
SpongeBob:[Swipes away the orders in the air] Well, nothing me and the SizzleMaster can't handle.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] That's right, SpongeBob! Let's show this lunch rush what for!
SpongeBob: Hmm. I must be hearing things, 'cause Mr. Krabs says spatulas can't talk.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Well I can! The mystical SizzleMaster can do all!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs said he'd put me in a padded kitchen if he caught me talking to you.
SpongeBob:[startled] I wasn't talking to my spatula!
Squidward: I don't care if you were. The customers are about the snap! [Customer looking very mad and crooks his head]
SpongeBob: Time to focus. [flips patty]
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] You know, SpongeBob, there's a much faster way to do this.
SpongeBob: Oh? [The spatula goes under one patty and expands out to under 4 patties, then flips] Wow, pretty good. But we're a long, long way from filling all these orders.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Hey Sponge, I know a way to double our productivity. I'll handle things here at the grill, alone, while you man the condiments, huh?
SpongeBob: Hey! That's a great idea! But you man the condiments, I'll take the grill. Sorry, but I don't trust anyone with this baby, but me.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Drat!
Nat: Hey, Squid guy! Where's my lunch? [Grabs onto the register]
Squidward: Stay back, you ravenous brutes. Oh!
SpongeBob:[Puts plate of Krabby Patties on Squidward's head making his hat fall off] Orders, ahoy! [Squidward places patties on customers plates]
SpongeBob: Wow, SizzleMaster, you truly are magical. We're catching up. But we got an empty grill here.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Leave it to me, kid. [SizzleMaster opens the freezer, gets patties, and tosses them on the grill]
Mr. Krabs: All right, good night, boyo. Headin' home. Thanks for all the extra greenbacks you earned me today. [Holding sack of money]
SpongeBob: Don't thank me, Mr. Krabs. [Cleaning spatula] Thank my new magic talking spatula.
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, that's great SpongeBob. [walking away then stops] Wait a minute. What did I tell ya about talking to spatulas. Only do it if it makes me money. [chuckles]
SpongeBob: Well, you can really do wonders, SizzleMaster. Today was great. [Hangs SizzleMaster on spatula rack]
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] It sure was, SpongeBob. And maybe tomorrow I can even handle the grill for you, huh?
SpongeBob:[laughs] Unlikely. But a spatula can dream. See you tomorrow.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Dang it! I need SpongeBob to trust me behind that grill for this plan to work. Hmm. Oh! Hey SpongeBob!
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] How about you take me back to your place tonight? I mean, I could help you around the house.
SpongeBob: Well, I'm not going to be grilling tonight, but thank you.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Oh, I am so much more than a patty flipper.
[Jumps into SpongeBob's hand] I'm a multipurpose tool.
SpongeBob: Oh. Hey, do you clean snail litter boxes?
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Sure!
Plankton: It's not like it's actually me touching it, so...
SpongeBob: Here she is. Home sweet pineapple.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Infiltration complete. Time to execute phase five! [evil laugh]
SpongeBob:[laughs] You're such a joyful being, SizzleMaster. Here's that litter box you said you'd clean. [Tosses spatula into the litter box]
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster][Sniffs. Gah!] Karen! I thought I told you not to put smell sensors on the spatula! [The next morning. SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off. SizzleMaster flips SpongeBob out of bed]
SpongeBob: Whoop! [SpongeBob lands upside down. SizzleMaster flips his clothes and they fly off the hanger and onto SpongeBob. SizzleMaster brushes SpongeBob's teeth, then feeds Gary, and gives SpongeBob cereal. SpongeBob takes a bite]
SpongeBob: Mmm, mmm. [SpongeBob bounces to work on SizzleMaster]
SpongeBob: Wow! I'm three hours early to work. Thanks to you, SizzleMaster.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] That's no problem, buddy. [pulls up a chair] Hey, why don't you take a seat while I get to work for you?
SpongeBob: Well, don't mind if I do. [Sits]
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Would you like me to man the grill for you today?
SpongeBob: Uh, eh...
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster][Pulls up barrel as footstool] You deserve a break. And I've been able to handle everything else for you, so...
SpongeBob: That is true. Well, I guess I can trust you with my grill while I take a brief respite.
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster][Jumps away. Laughs maniacally] Yes! Phase five is finally complete! Time to kick phase six into overdrive! [Throws pile of patties onto grill. Turns the heat up] Yes, burn patties, burn! [Patties catch fire and turn to ashes. Evil laugh. Sweeps away ashes and some get into SpongeBob's mouth]
SpongeBob:[Snoring. Then gags and coughs. Takes ash off tongue and inspects it] Charred Krabby Patty bits? SizzleMaster, what happened?
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Oh, SpongeBob, I'm sorry. I just wasn't used to this grill. All of the Krabby Patties are gone.
SpongeBob: Oh, no!
Plankton:[As SizzleMaster] Hey, I got an idea! [SizzleMaster jumps into SpongeBob's hand] I can mix up some new patties in a jiff. If we just go get the Krabby Patty secret formula.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Okay. It's just over here in the safe.
Plankton: Yes! Ye-e-es. [laughs]
Mr. Krabs:[Washing money. SpongeBob is opening the safe in Mr. Krabs' office] Hey, whatcha doin', boy?
SpongeBob: Oh, my new magical talking spatula that I got from Plankton says it needs your Krabby Patty secret formula.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, no! Uh, I mean, it was your talkin' spatula, you say? That you got from Plankton? Well, why didn't you say so? [Pulls piece of paper out of his shirt] Here. Give your talkin' spatula this recipe. [Mr. Krabs winks twice]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think your blinker's broken.
Mr. Krabs: Just read it.
SpongeBob: Aye, aye! Okay SizzleMaster, the first ingredient is... five gallons combustible cooking oil.
Plankton:: Yes! Karen, begin production! [cooking oil comes out of machine into tub]
SpongeBob: One sack coral dust, extra spicy. One bucket fire algae paste. And the final ingredient, disulfide.
Plankton: Y-y-yes! [laughs] Wait how much disulfide?
SpongeBob:[Mr. Krabs writes down on paper] The whole enchilada.
Plankton:[Pouring bottle] I had no idea this stuff was approved for restaurant use.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, it's not... Plankton.
Plankton: Krabs? [Plankton sees "Danger! Explosive" on the bottle] Oh, no. [Chum Bucket explodes. Karen and Plankton land in front of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Quite a volatile concoction, eh, Planky?
SpongeBob: Must be Explosive Patty Wednesday, eh, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs:[laughs] You got that right, boyo. [keeps laughing]