|Everybody Aplomb Now|
|First appearance:||"Oral Report"|
|List of objects|
Squidward Tentacles was reading it at the opening of the episode "Oral Report" interested, when he looks up, and sees all the customers, looking very hungry.
It is a yellow magazine that has "Everybody Aplomb Now" written in the front in red. It has a picture of a lavender fish dancing ballet and in the back, it shows the the legs of the same fish.
It is probably about dancing since the cover shows a fish dancing.