Everybody Aplomb Now is a magazine that appears in the episodes "Oral Report," "Company Picnic," "Sold!," and "Goodbye, Krabby Patty?"
It is a yellow magazine that has its title written on the front in red text. It has a picture of a lavender fish dancing ballet and in the back, it shows the the legs of the same fish.
The magazine is probably about dancing since the cover shows a fish dancing.
is seen reading Everybody Aplomb Now
at the opening of the episode "Oral Report," interested, when he looks up and sees all the customers looking very hungry.