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{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]''}} |
{{L|''[Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]''}} |
{{L|''[Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Hm. ''[Walks towards Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Hm. ''[Walks towards Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} |
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{{L|''[cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]''}} |
{{L|''[cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Ow!}} |
{{L|''[room rumbles]''}} |
{{L|''[room rumbles]''}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}} |
{{L|''[Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really sad...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really sad...}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, let's go poke someone else.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, let's go poke someone else.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he won't feel sad anymore!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it}} |
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{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]''}} |
{{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|''[getting hit]'' |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[getting hit]'' Ow!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn! |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn! Ow!}} |
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- [Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]
- Squidward: Okay, beloved sanctuary. [lifts a tentacle] I'll see you after work. [cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"] And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. [cuts to Squidward] Just you and me. [slams door] That is, Of course, if I can survive another day [walks across his lawn] with GratingBob ShrillPants.
- Patrick: [cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob] OOH!
- SpongeBob: [laughing]
- [Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]
- Squidward: Hm. [Walks towards Krusty Krab] Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.
- SpongeBob: [grunts]
- [Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]
- Squidward: Grrr!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [both laugh]
- [Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]
- SpongeBob: [screams]'
- [Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]
- SpongeBob: Ahh. Isn't this fun?
- Patrick: Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! [Squidward walks past them]
- SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!
- [cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]
- SpongeBob: Ow! [This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]
- [SpongeBob laughs]
- [SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]
- Patrick: Ow!
- [room rumbles]
- Squidward: [groans] Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...
- SpongeBob: Ow! [laughs]
- [Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]
- Squidward: [screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle] A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. [writes "SpongeBob" on crossword] Ugh. [Wipes his face] Finally. Some peace and quiet. [Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers] No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. [Sits on chair] Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. [Walks to record player and disc] Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. [Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances] Or I could dabble a little on painting! [walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.] Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. [eel sting]
- SpongeBob: [laughs]
- [eel sting]
- [Laughter]
- [eel sting]
- [more laughter]
- Squidward: No, no, no! [walks to window] Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?
- Patrick: Trying to have a relaxing evening.
- SpongeBob: We're playing flashlight tag.
- Squidward: You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?
- Patrick: We're using the advanced rules.
- Squidward: Advanced rules.
- Patrick: Tag.
- [Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.]
- He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him]
- Patrick: Shocking!
- Electric Eel: [Sarcastically] How original.
- [cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]
- Squidward: [crying] All I want to do is live in a world where I can just relax in peace [sniffs] and quiet. Is that too much to ask? [cries]
- [SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!
- Patrick: But we can play hide and seek too.
- Squidward: [still crying] All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace![sobs and cries]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, Squidward is really sad...
- Patrick: Yeah, let's go poke someone else.
- SpongeBob: No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he won't feel sad anymore!
- Patrick: Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.
- SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it
- Patrick: Vow?
- SpongeBob: Yeah vow
- Patrick: Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?
- SpongeBob: That's a great idea!
- [cuts to later that night]
- Squidward: [in bed] Good night... lamp. [turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on] I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
- [clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there]
- Squidward: I can't take it anymore!
- [runs downstairs grumbling]
- Squidward: When I get those two, I am gonna...! [opens door] All right, you two, I... [gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]
- Squidward: It's, it's, it's... beautiful![gazes in amazement] it's a mirage! I knew it!
- [starts walking back to his house. SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head]
- Squidward: [sadly] Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! [weeps, then looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut] Just go with it, Squiddy.
- [walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]
- Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie] Patrick?! what are you doing here!?
- [Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink]
- Squidward : It's delicious! what is it?
- Patrick: A smoothie
- Squidward: Remember, just go with it.
- [tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]
- Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!
- Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?
- Squidward: Hit it boys!
- Tikis: Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land![song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]
- Squidward: Ahhhh, this is the life!
- [Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]
- SpongeBob: It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!
- [hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing]
- Squidward: I've never felt this happy in my life! [laughs]
- [grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes]
- Squidward: My world!
- [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax
- SpongeBob: Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears
- Squidward: [crying] You've destroyed my beautiful world!
- SpongeBob: Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward
- Patrick: Yeah, we really tried to make it last
- Squidward: [sobbing] yeah, make it last, [bawls uncontrollably]
- [sees the tiki boat still in one piece]
- Squidward: I know how to make it last!
- [Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]
- Squidward: [laughs nastily]
- Patrick: [getting hit] Ow!
- SpongeBob: My turn! Ow!