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+ | {{L|''[Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Okay, beloved sanctuary.'' [lifts a tentacle]'' I'll see you after work. ''[cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"]'' And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. ''[cuts to Squidward]'' Just you and me. ''[slams door]'' That is, Of course, if I can survive another day ''[walks across his lawn]'' with GratingBob ShrillPants.}} |
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− | |title = Enchanted Tiki Dreams |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob]'' ''OOH!''}} |
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− | |season = 7 |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughing]''}} |
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− | |episode = 145b |
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+ | {{L|''[Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]''}} |
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− | |airdate = [[June 19]], [[2010]] |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Hm. ''[Walks towards Krusty Krab]'' Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grunts]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]''}} |
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− | (Starts at squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door.) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Grrr!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[both laugh]''}} |
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− | Squidward: Ok, Beloved Sanctuary.(lifts a tentacle) I'll See you after work! (shoots to "Beloved Sanctuary") And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. (Shoots to squidward) Just you and me. (Slams door) That is, Of course, if i can survive another day (Walks across his lawn) with Gratingbob Shrillpants. |
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+ | {{L|''[Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[screams]'}} |
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− | Patrick: (Shoots to patrick and SpongeBob) OOH! |
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+ | {{L|''[Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ahh. Isn't this fun?}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! ''[Squidward walks past them]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!}} |
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− | (Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh) |
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+ | {{L|''[cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]''}} |
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− | Squidward: Hm. (Walks towards krusty krab) Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid. |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob: AAAH! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Ow!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[room rumbles]''}} |
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− | (Patrick is thrown, bending squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[groans]'' Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ow! ''[laughs]''}} |
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− | Squidward: GRRR! |
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+ | {{L|''[Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle]'' A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. ''[writes "SpongeBob" on crossword]'' Ugh. ''[Wipes his face]'' Finally. Some peace and quiet. ''[Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers]'' No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. ''[Sits on chair]'' Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. ''[Walks to record player and disc]'' Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. ''[Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances]'' Or I could dabble a little on painting! ''[walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.]'' Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. ''[eel sting]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob And Patrick: DEEDEEHEE! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[eel sting]''}} |
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− | (Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs) |
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+ | {{L|''[Laughter]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[eel sting]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob: AAAAH! |
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+ | {{L|''[more laughter]}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|No, no, no! ''[walks to window]'' Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?}} |
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− | (Patrick walks up and both laugh) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Trying to have a relaxing evening.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We're playing flashlight tag.}} |
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− | (Shoots to squidward) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|We're using the advanced rules.}} |
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− | (SpongeBob Throws patrick and laughs) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Advanced rules.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Tag.}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Ahh. Isn't this fun? |
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+ | {{L|''[Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.]}} |
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+ | {{L|He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him]''}} |
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− | Patrick: Yeah! I Love playing buddy toss! (Squidward walks past them) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Shocking!}} |
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+ | {{L|Electric Eel|''[Sarcastically]'' How original.}} |
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− | SpongeBob: Good Morning squidward! See you at work! |
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+ | {{L|''[cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can just relax in peace ''[sniffs]'' and quiet. Is that too much to ask? ''[cries]''}} |
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− | (Shoots to Krusty Krab) |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!}} |
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− | (Shows squidward reading a newspaper) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|But we can play hide and seek too.}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[still crying]'' All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace!''[sobs and cries]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob: AAH! (This causes squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, Squidward is really sad...}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, let's go poke someone else.}} |
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− | DAyayayaya! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he won't feel sad anymore!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.}} |
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− | (SpongeBob Squirts mustard into patrick's eyes) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Vow?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah vow}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?}} |
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− | (Room Rumbles) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|That's a great idea!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[cuts to later that night]''}} |
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− | Squidward: (Groans) OK. I can do this. Just put them out of my- |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[in bed]'' Good night... lamp. ''[turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on]''}} I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there]''}} |
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− | SpongeBob: AAAAH! |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I can't take it anymore!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[runs downstairs grumbling]''}} |
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− | Dayayayayaya! |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|When I get those two, I am gonna...! ''[opens door]'' All right, you two, I... ''[gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|It's, it's, it's... beautiful!''[gazes in amazement]'' it's a mirage! I knew it!}} |
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− | (Shows a card saying, One extremely annoying shift later) |
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+ | {{L|''[starts walking back to his house. SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[sadly]'' Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! ''[weeps, then looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut]'' Just go with it, Squiddy.}} |
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− | (Squidward bursts out of krusty krab) |
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+ | {{L|''[walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?''[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie]'' Patrick?! what are you doing here!?}} |
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− | Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! |
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+ | {{L|''[Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward |It's delicious! what is it?}} |
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− | (Goes into his house) |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|A smoothie}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Remember, just go with it.}} |
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− | (Locks door using every type of lock) |
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+ | {{L|''[tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!}} |
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− | (Comes to crossword puzzle) |
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+ | {{L|Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Hit it boys!}} |
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− | Another word for annoying. SPONGEBOB. (writes SpongeBob on crossword) Ugh. |
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+ | {{L|Tikis|Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land!''[song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Ahhhh, this is the life!}} |
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− | (Wipes his face) Finally. Some Peace and quiet. (Takes off hat) |
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+ | {{L|''[Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!}} |
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− | (Puts feet into slippers) |
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+ | {{L|''[hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I've never felt this happy in my life! ''[laughs]''}} |
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− | No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. (Sits on chair) |
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+ | {{L|''[grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|My world!}} |
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− | Aah. Nothing like a squid's good ol chair to soothe the pains of a ruff day. |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax}} |
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− | Just relax and contemplate some me time. |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[crying]'' You've destroyed my beautiful world!}} |
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− | (Walks to record player and disc) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we really tried to make it last}} |
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− | Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[sobbing]'' yeah, make it last, ''[bawls uncontrollably]}} |
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+ | {{L|''[sees the tiki boat still in one piece]''}} |
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− | (Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances) |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I know how to make it last!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]''}} |
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− | Or i could dabble a little on painting! |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[laughs nastily]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[getting hit]'' Ow!}} |
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− | (Walks to paint and pallet) |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn! Ow!}} |
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− | (Paints) |
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− | (Sigh) |
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− | Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. |
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− | (Jellyfish sting) |
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− | SpongeBob: DAYAYA! |
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− | (Jellyfish sting) |
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− | DAYAYA! |
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− | (Jellyfish sting) |
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− | DAYAYA! |
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− | Squidward: NO, No, NOO! (Walks to window) |
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− | Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing? |
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− | Patrick: Trying to have a relaxing evening. |
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− | SpongeBob: We're Playing flashlight tag. |
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− | Squidward: You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel? |
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− | Patrick: We're using the advanced rules. |
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− | Squidward: Advanced rules. |
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− | Patrick: Tag. |
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− | (Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing histerically. |
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− | He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him.) |
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− | Patrick: shocking! |
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− | Electric Eel: How original. |
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− | {{Template:Stub}}(cuts to squidwards house where he crawled under his chair) |
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− | squidward: (crying) all I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace and quite(sniffs) is that to much to ask? |
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− | (spongebob and patrick poke squidward with a stick) |
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− | spongebob: squidward, we'll playing tag not hide and seek! |
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− | patrick: but we can play hide and seek too. |
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− | squidward: (still crying) all I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace!(sobs and crys) |
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− | spongebob: patrick, squidward is really sad! |
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− | patrick: yeah, let's go poke someone else |
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− | spongebob: no, patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he wont feel sad anymore! |
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− | patrick: oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week. |
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− | spongebob: no patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it |
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− | patrick: well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it? |
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− | spongebob: thats a great idea! |
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− | (cuts to later that night) |
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− | squidward: (in bed) well, good night... lamp(turns lamp off) |
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− | (then, construction sound begin outside and squidward turns the lamp back on) |
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− | squidward: I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep! |
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− | (clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there) |
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− | squidward: I cant take it anymore!!!!!! |
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− | (runs downstairs grumbling) |
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− | squidward: when I get my hand on those two!(opens door) all right you!... (gasps) |
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− | (he walks out his door to a gorgeous hawaiin-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls) |
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− | squidward: it's, it's, it's... beautiful!(gazes in amazment) it's a mirage! I knew it! |
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− | (starts walking back to his house) |
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− | (spongebob slingshots a hawaiin shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and squidward grabs it. then patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and draps it around squidwards head) |
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− | squidward: (sadly) next stop, the padded floors of the cephellipod home!( lookes around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut) just go with it squidy |
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− | (walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he relizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops) |
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− | squidward; a refill, my good man! hu?(notices patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie) patrick, what are you doing here!? |
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− | (patrick turns around and pours the drink into squidwards coconut and he drinks it) |
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− | squidward : it's delicious! what is it? |
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− | patrick: a smoothie |
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− | squidward: remember, just go with it. |
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− | (tiki song starts as three tikis watch squidward in the boat) |
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− | tiki #1; hey fellas, look! its squidward! |
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− | tiki #2; hey, buddy, where ya been!? |
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− | squidward: hit it boys! |
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− | tikis: welcome, to squidwards tiki land!(song continues as squidward floats down the stream) |
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− | squidward: ahhhh, this is the life! |
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− | (boat bumps onto land where spongebob puts out a canvas and paint. squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery) |
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− | spongebob: it's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!! |
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− | (hands squidwardhis clarinet and he starts playing) |
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− | squidward: i've never felt this happy in my life! HAHAHA |
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− | (grabs spongebob and patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a dominoe-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes) |
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− | squidward: my world!!! |
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− | (spongebob, patrick, and squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble |
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− | patrick:spongebob I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax |
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− | spongebob: yeah, and considiring neither of us have ears |
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− | squidward:(crying) you've destroyed my beautiful world! |
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− | spongebob: sorry we couldn't make it last, squidward |
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− | patrick: yeah, we really tried to make it last |
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− | squidward:(sobbing) yeah, make it last, WAHAHWA! |
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− | (sees the tiki boat still in one piece) |
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− | squidward: I know how to make it last! |
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− | (squidward hade attached it to a swing and hade spongebob and patrick stand and take turnes getting it by the boat) |
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− | squidward: HAHAHAAA! |
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− | patrick: (getting hit) AAAAHHHHA! |
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− | spongebob: my turn! AHHHHH! |
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Revision as of 21:25, 23 April 2016
Template:EpisodeTr/145b
- [Starts at Squidward's house. He walks up and puts on his hat. Opens his door]
- Squidward: Okay, beloved sanctuary. [lifts a tentacle] I'll see you after work. [cuts to "Beloved Sanctuary"] And we'll have a nice, relaxing evening. [cuts to Squidward] Just you and me. [slams door] That is, Of course, if I can survive another day [walks across his lawn] with GratingBob ShrillPants.
- Patrick: [cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob] OOH!
- SpongeBob: [laughing]
- [Patrick throws a big rock onto SpongeBob with his body. Patrick and SpongeBob laugh]
- Squidward: Hm. [Walks towards Krusty Krab] Wow. Those two are just so amazingly stupid.
- SpongeBob: [grunts]
- [Patrick is thrown, bending Squidward's neck. SpongeBob jumps on Squidward's broken neck, laughing. Squidward falls. Squidward gets up and fixes his neck]
- Squidward: Grrr!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [both laugh]
- [Patrick rolls next to SpongeBob and throws him by the legs]
- SpongeBob: [screams]'
- [Patrick walks up and he and SpongeBob laugh. Cuts to Squidward. SpongeBob throws Patrick and laughs]
- SpongeBob: Ahh. Isn't this fun?
- Patrick: Yeah! I love playing Buddy Toss! [Squidward walks past them]
- SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! See you at work!
- [cuts to Krusty Krab. Shows Squidward reading a newspaper]
- SpongeBob: Ow! [This causes Squidward's newspaper to fly out of his hands]
- [SpongeBob laughs]
- [SpongeBob squirts mustard into Patrick's eyes]
- Patrick: Ow!
- [room rumbles]
- Squidward: [groans] Okay. I can do this. Just put them out of my mi...
- SpongeBob: Ow! [laughs]
- [Shows a card saying, "One extremely annoying shift later"... Squidward bursts out of Krusty Krab]
- Squidward: [screams and runs into his house. Locks door using every type of lock. Comes to crossword puzzle] A nine-letter word for annoying: SpongeBob. [writes "SpongeBob" on crossword] Ugh. [Wipes his face] Finally. Some peace and quiet. [Takes off hat. Puts feet into slippers] No more SpongeBob, Just me, myself and home sweet home. [Sits on chair] Ahh. Nothing like a squid's good ol' chair to soothe the pains of a rough day. Just relax and contemplate some me time. [Walks to record player and disc] Perhaps I will dance to some soothing dance records. [Puts disc on player and snaps fingers to the beat as well as dances] Or I could dabble a little on painting! [walks to paint and pallet. Paints. Sighs.] Yup. I sure am looking forward to it. [eel sting]
- SpongeBob: [laughs]
- [eel sting]
- [Laughter]
- [eel sting]
- [more laughter]
- Squidward: No, no, no! [walks to window] Alright, I am trying to have a relaxing evening. What are you two doing?
- Patrick: Trying to have a relaxing evening.
- SpongeBob: We're playing flashlight tag.
- Squidward: You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel?
- Patrick: We're using the advanced rules.
- Squidward: Advanced rules.
- Patrick: Tag.
- [Squidward gets a rash then screams and comes sobbing hysterically.]
- He bonks himself on the wall, becoming dazed, and the window rings fall at him then the nose gets him]
- Patrick: Shocking!
- Electric Eel: [Sarcastically] How original.
- [cuts to Squidward's house where he is under his chair in a fetal position]
- Squidward: [crying] All I want to do is live in a world where I can just relax in peace [sniffs] and quiet. Is that too much to ask? [cries]
- [SpongeBob pokes Squidward's head with a stick]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, we're playing tag! Not hide and seek, you silly!
- Patrick: But we can play hide and seek too.
- Squidward: [still crying] All I want to do is live in a world where I can live in peace![sobs and cries]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, Squidward is really sad...
- Patrick: Yeah, let's go poke someone else.
- SpongeBob: No, Patrick, we should do something very special for him, then he won't feel sad anymore!
- Patrick: Oh, like that time when I was feeling depressed, and you let me eat all... I mean feed Gary for a week.
- SpongeBob: No Patrick, I mean do something extra special, and I think we should vow to it
- Patrick: Vow?
- SpongeBob: Yeah vow
- Patrick: Well, how about instead of vowing, we just do it?
- SpongeBob: That's a great idea!
- [cuts to later that night]
- Squidward: [in bed] Good night... lamp. [turns lamp off. Then, sawing and hammering noises begin outside and Squidward turns the lamp back on] I guess having a relaxing evening meant saying up all night with power tools! Well, it's not that late, even morons need to sleep sometime.}}
- [clock spins around until morning and construction sounds are still there]
- Squidward: I can't take it anymore!
- [runs downstairs grumbling]
- Squidward: When I get those two, I am gonna...! [opens door] All right, you two, I... [gasps. he walks out his door to a Hawaiian-like beach with tikis, palms, and waterfalls]
- Squidward: It's, it's, it's... beautiful![gazes in amazement] it's a mirage! I knew it!
- [starts walking back to his house. SpongeBob slingshots a Hawaiian shirt in him and Gary walks by with a coconut and Squidward grabs it. then Patrick uses a fishing pole to reel down a hat, sunglasses, and lei and drapes it around Squidward's head]
- Squidward: [sadly] Next stop, padded room at the cephalopod home! [weeps, then looks around at the beach and drinks some of the coconut] Just go with it, Squiddy.
- [walks around a bit, then comes to a waterfall, goes inside, and takes a shower. then he comes back out to see a tiki boat waiting for him. he gets in and floats down a stream, drinking the coconut. then he realizes it is empty and notices a tiki bar ahead and stops]
- Squidward; A refill, my good man! huh?[notices Patrick behind the bar blending a smoothie] Patrick?! what are you doing here!?
- [Patrick turns around and pours the drink into Squidward's coconut. While he takes out a newspaper and reads it, Squidward drinks the drink]
- Squidward : It's delicious! what is it?
- Patrick: A smoothie
- Squidward: Remember, just go with it.
- [tiki song starts as three tikis watch Squidward in the boat]
- Tiki #1; Hey fellas, look! it's Squidward!
- Tiki #2; Hey, buddy, where ya been!?
- Squidward: Hit it boys!
- Tikis: Welcome, to Squidward's tiki land![song continues as Squidward floats down the stream]
- Squidward: Ahhhh, this is the life!
- [Boat bumps onto land where SpongeBob puts out a canvas and paint. Squidward then paints a picture of the wonderful scenery]
- SpongeBob: It's beauuuuuuuuuutiful!
- [hands Squidward his clarinet and he starts playing]
- Squidward: I've never felt this happy in my life! [laughs]
- [grabs SpongeBob and Patrick by the hands and start dancing in circles. they are laughing and having a good time until Patrick crashes into one of the tikis and knocks them all over in a domino-like effect. the world catches on fire and burns until it's nothing but a pile of burnt ashes]
- Squidward: My world!
- [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are left looking at a charred pile of rubble]
- Patrick: SpongeBob, I told you we should have used glue instead of earwax
- SpongeBob: Yeah, and considering neither of us have ears
- Squidward: [crying] You've destroyed my beautiful world!
- SpongeBob: Sorry we couldn't make it last, Squidward
- Patrick: Yeah, we really tried to make it last
- Squidward: [sobbing] yeah, make it last, [bawls uncontrollably]
- [sees the tiki boat still in one piece]
- Squidward: I know how to make it last!
- [Squidward has attached the boat to a swing and has SpongeBob and Patrick stand and take turns getting hit by it]
- Squidward: [laughs nastily]
- Patrick: [getting hit] Ow!
- SpongeBob: My turn! Ow!