Eels and Escalators is a board game similar to Snakes and Ladders and Chutes and Ladders that SpongeBob and Patrick played in "Sailor Mouth." Patrick kept rolling escalators, while SpongeBob always rolled eels. This angered SpongeBob and caused him to start saying bad word number 11.
- The rules are if you roll 2 eels then you move down the board towards the eels and if you roll escalators then you go up the escalators.
- If you get 4 eels, you lose. If you get 3 escalators, you win.
- Eels and Escalators is a parody of Snakes and Laters.