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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Drive Thru" from season 8, which aired on July 19, 2011.
- (The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab)
- SpongeBob: (startled) Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin?
- Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.
- (Squidward interrupts)
- Squidward: Don't thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.
- Mr. Krabs: And why is that, Mr. Squidward?
- Squidward: Because then you'd only get to repair it once.
- (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink)
- SpongeBob: So what flavor is it?
- Mr. Krabs: It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor.
- SpongeBob: No, I mean the toothpaste!
- Mr. Krabs: Oh. Well I think it. (Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down)
- SpongeBob: Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!
- Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss, Ha. (cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat)
- Boy 1: Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.
- Boy 2: Yeah, mom never brings us here.
- Father: Ha any time kids. What the-
- (Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on.)
- SpongeBob: Careful now...
- Father: Hey, you guys put in a drive through!
- Mr. Krabs: (confused) We did?
- Father: Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. [Sniffs] Is this toothpaste?
- Mr. Krabs: (smirking) Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive through!
- SpongeBob: (astonished) A drive--- woah!
- Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
- Mr. Krabs: You mean for you.
- Squidward: (pounds cash register) It'll cost you money.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!
- (Cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole)
- SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?
- SpongeBob: I got this new microphone system which everybody hears them, The sign with a menu on it, and a colorful arrow from the Krusty Krab. It even lights up, see? (Light goes on.)
- Mr. Krabs: OK, but, I got something better. A menu made with napkins and tape, A microphone system made of tin cans, and this sign... I made it from an old noodle.
- SpongeBob: I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than I bought?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, what?
- Spongebob: How is this stuff better?
- Mr. Krabs: Because it was... (Shakes microphone) FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Billy: I'll have one Krabby Patty with extra fries and a medium drink.
- Squidward: Coming right up, sir. SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty, with extra fries and a medium drink.
- SpongeBob: I'll have that ready for two shakes in a lamprey's tail! hehehehehe! (Dumps Krabby Patty with fries and medium drink on the ground.) Oops. (Whistling where he brings the trampoline on the ground.) There we go, good as new. (Back inside the Krusty Krab he dumps the Krabby Patty with fries and a medium drink and it jumps and splattered the customer.) Thank you, come again.
- Mr. Krabs: Yes, you like it here, don't you? (Billy walks by) Can I help you? (Billy gives Mr. Krabs a bill.) WHAT?! A BILL?! What's this for?
- Billy: It's for my dry cleaning. Your drive-through window is getting smaller now. Size-wise, I mean.
- Mr. Krabs: (Crashed the drive-through window with a mallet.) There we go, problem solved. (Folded arms smiling)
- Narrator: Meanwhile...
- Squidward: SpongeBob, two large, two medium. I hate my job.
- Dale: Excuse me, I like to place an order. (Squidward walks.)
- Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, Squidward.
- Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it both exhausting and time consuming.