(The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab)
Spongebob: (startled) Mr. Krabs, wat'cha doin?
Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy Spongebob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.
(Squidward interupts)
Squidward: Dont' thing you didn't hire a professional to do that
Mr. Krabs: And why is that Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: Because then you'd only get to repair it once
(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs both blink)
Spongebob: So what flavor is it?
Mr. Krabs It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor
Spongebob: No, I mean the toothpaste!
Mr. Krabs: Well I think it - (Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down)
Spongebob: Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!
Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss (laughs)
(cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat)
Boy 1: Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab dad.
Boy 2: Yeah mom never brings us here
Father: Ha any time kids. What the-
(Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on.
Spongebob: Careful now...
Father: Hey, you guys put in a drive thru!
Mr. Krabs: (confused) We did?
Father: Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. Is this tootpaste?
Mr. Krabs: (smirking) Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive thru!
Spongebob: (astonished) A drive--- woah!
Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
Mr. Krabs: You mean for you.
Squidward: (pounds cash register) It'll cost you money.
Mr. Krabs: Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!
(cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole)
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Spongebob, what's with all the booty?
Spongebob: I got this microphone, so we can hear the customer's order. This neat sign with the menu on it, and this colorful arrow so they know where to go. It even lights up, see?
(turns on the sign, Mr. Krabs turns it off)
Mr. Krabs: Well that's great Spongebob, but I already got a bunch of stuff that's better. A menu board made of old napkins and packing tape, a microphone made out of a few tin cans I found, and this sign i made from an old noodle
Spongebob: I don't get it Mr. Krabs, how is this stuff better than the things I bought? - (Mr. Krabs has the microphone against his ear and shoves the other end at Spongebob - he repeats) How is this stuff better?
Mr. Krabs: Because it was (shakes can) FREE!! (Spongebob gets thrown backward)
(a fish drives up)
Fish: I'll have a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty and a medium drink
Squidward: Coming right up sir. (Walks back to the order window, slips a piece of paper onto the order wheel) Spongebob! I need a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty and a medium drink.
Spongebob: I'll have that ready in two shakes of a lampfree's tail
To be continued