Drive Thru/transcript

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(The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: (startled) Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin?

Mr. Krabs: Oh ahoy, Spongebob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.

(Squidward interupts)

Squidward: Dont' thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.

Mr. Krabs: And why is that, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Because then you'd only get to repair it once.

(Spongebob and Mr. Krabs both blink)

Spongebob: So what flavor is it?

Mr. Krabs It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor.

Spongebob: No, I mean the toothpaste!

Mr. Krabs: Oh. Well I think it - (Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down)

Spongebob: Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!

Squidward: Time to get out the dental floss, Ha. (cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat)

Boy 1: Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.

Boy 2: Yeah, mom never brings us here.

Father: Ha any time kids. What the-

(Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on.)

Spongebob: Careful now...

Father: Hey, you guys put in a drive thru!

Mr. Krabs: (confused) We did?

Father: Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. [Sniffs] Is this tootpaste?

Mr. Krabs: (smirking) Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive thru!

Spongebob: (astonished) A drive--- woah!

Squidward: Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.

Mr. Krabs: You mean for you.

Squidward: (pounds cash register) It'll cost you money.

Mr. Krabs: Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!

(cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole)

Spongebob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, Spongebob. What's with all the booty?

Spongebob: I got this new microphone system which everybody hears them, The sign with a menu on it, and a colorful arrow from the Krusty Krab. It even lights up, see? [Light goes on.]

Krabs: OK, but, I got something better. A menu made with napkins and tape, A microphone system made of tin cans, and this sign... I made it from an old noodle.

Spongebob: I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than I expected?

Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, what?

Spongebob: How is this stuff better?

Mr. Krabs: Because it was... [Shakes microphone] FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: I'll have one Krabby Patty with extra fries and a medium drink.

Squidward: Coming right up, sir. Spongebob, I need one Krabby Patty, with extra fries and a medium drink.

Spongebob: I'll have that ready for two shakes in a lamprey's tail! hehehehehe! [Dumps Krabby Patty with fries and medium drink on the ground.] Oops. [Whistling where he brings the trampoline on the ground.] There we go, good as new. [Back inside the Krusty Krab he dumps the Krabby Patty with fries and a medium drink and it jumps and splattered the customer.] Thank you, come again.

Mr. Krabs: Yes, you like it here, don't you? [Billy walks by] Can I help you? [Billy gave Mr. Krabs a bill.] WHAT?! A BILL?! What's this for?

Billy: It's for my dry cleaning. Your drive-thru window is getting smaller now. Size-wise, I mean.

Mr. Krabs: [Crashed the drive thru window with a mallet.] There we go, problem solved. [Folded arms smiling]

Narrator: Meanwhile...

Squidward: Spongebob, two large, two medium, I hate my job.

Dale: Excuse me, I like to place an order. [Squidward walks.]

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, Squidward.

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I like to do as Exhasting and Time-Consuming.