|Appearance:||"No Weenies Allowed"|
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The Drifter is a character from the episode, "No Weenies Allowed."
When the Drifter asked to go into the Salty Spitoon, Reg thought it was SpongeBob wearing a wig, and tried to pull the Drifter's hair off, but when the real SpongeBob appears wearing a rainbow wig, Reg apologetically fixes the Drifter's hair, and lets him in.
- A similar joke was used much later in "The Slumber Party," where Pearl mistook Girly TeenGirl for SpongeBob.