|Appearance:||"No Weenies Allowed"|
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The Drifter is a character from the episode "No Weenies Allowed."
The Drifter looks exactly like SpongeBob only he has thick, dark hair.
When the Drifter asked to go into the Salty Spitoon, Reg thought it was SpongeBob wearing a wig, and tried to pull the Drifter's hair off, but when the real SpongeBob appears wearing a rainbow wig, Reg apologetically fixes the Drifter's hair, and lets him in.
- A similar joke was used much later in "The Slumber Party," where Pearl mistook Girly TeenGirl for SpongeBob.