"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.
Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a jerk It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
When others are talking, never interrupt Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
(It's Christmas!) Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
This song is the antidote to Plankton's Jerktonium.