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Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!)
File:Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas).png
Sung By: SpongeBob (Tom Kenny)
Song Length 1:51

"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"   This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.

Lyrics

SpongeBob:

Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do


But the world does not revolve around you

Don't be a jerk

It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"

That means ten items or less

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too


'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you


Use turn signals Don't screen my calls


Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe


Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube


Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt


Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up


It's the time for family and holly and turkey


'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes


Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes


Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list


Why whine about the one that he missed?

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas      Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version

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The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".



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