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Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)

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Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!)
Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)
Sung By: SpongeBob (Tom Kenny)
Song Length 1:51

"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"   This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.



Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do

But the world does not revolve around you

Don't be a jerk

It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"

That means ten items or less

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too

'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you

Use turn signals Don't screen my calls

Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe

Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt

Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up

It's the time for family and holly and turkey

'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes

Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list

Why whine about the one that he missed?

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas      Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version

It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk(01:51)
The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".
AquanutAdded by Aquanut

Music (VTE)

Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!

Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendshipThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineBest Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom, Rock BottomBossy Boots SongThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop De LoopMr. Krabs' Song (Atlantis Squarepantis)Musical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPretty Ribbons And BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' The HookRipped PantsThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Eye On MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSuperiorSurfin' SummerSweet VictoryThat's the RodeoThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race MeYou Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Associated production music

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