Stick your hands up in the air Shake your bottom like your pants are square Start atremblin' down in your knees Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease Would you like a little extra cheese? Now you're doin' the Krabby Patty!
Flippin' patties at the Krusty Krab! That's how I started this brand new fad I know I'm lookin' real good right now With my big blue eyes and L7 trow. You wanna learn? Well, I'll teach you how You'll be doin' the Krabby Patty
Come on, join my Krusty Crew I made a Krabby Patty just for you Throw out those hotdogs, burgers and fries Lose the bowls of chili and the pizza pies How do you cook it? Man, that's no riddle Patrick:You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill
Just ask any gourmet fish It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish The Krusty Krab's really where it's at Look how we row about the welcome mat The patty's skinny but the buns are fat When you're doin' the Krabby Patty
Oh, you wanna learn to do the Krabby Patty? Well, here's what you gotta do! Take your patty, and throw it on the grill! Can you feel it? It's such a thrill! Now you reach up and put on some ketchup! You're a natural-a with that spatula! Let the mustard trickle, and a little slice of pickle! Now put it on a bun, you're almost done! Here it comes! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! YUM!
Oh, you're lookin' good! start your diet tomorrow! Slap some lettuce on it! YEAH!
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