— Delicious Dairy Treat, "Roller Cowards"
The Delicious Dairy Treat is a strawberry two-scoop ice cream cone that has a thin and pointy wafer cone. SpongeBob seemed to be speaking the words he said and hitting himself with the ice cream, but it is revealed said ice cream could talk when SpongeBob leaves without it and someone else picks it up.
- "What's the matter, SpongeBob?"
- "Patrick's your best friend. You can't let him down."
- "You wanna see scary? I'll show you scary!"
- "You like that? You like that? Huh, you like that?"
- "What are you looking at?"