The Dead Eye Funeral Parlor and Ice Cream Parlor is a place that is only seen in the episode "Pest of the West". This is where people make coffins for other people's deceased bodies. It also serves ice cream.
Dead Eye Plankton had defeated anyone that got in his way and people was forced to make coffins for the lost ones. The Coffinmaker made a coffin for SpongeBuck, because he thought that SpongeBuck wouldn't last a minute in Dead Eye Gulch. There is also an Ice Cream shop called the Ice Cream Parlor. The Coffinmaker sells the Ice Cream as well as making the coffins. Here SpongeBuck buys an Ice Cream before be goes into the Krusty Kantina. After SpongeBuck buys an ice cream and turns round, the Coffinmaker starts measuring him. Then when SpongeBuck leaves, the Coffinmaker pulls out a coffin for SpongeBuck, because he thinks he's going to die.
- This store is one of few stores in the series to be a combination of two different places. Another example is the Bikini Bottom Volleyball Courts and Appraisal Center from the episode Porous Pockets.