- Pecos Patrick: Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purdy place,
- With sweet water and blue sky,
- Til one day a beast came a-ridin' from the east
- By the name of old Dead Eye...
- Citizens: That dirty no good Dead Eye...
- Pecos Patrick: Oh, he's robbed this town,
- he's pulled my pants down!
- Western Pufferfish: He made all the pretty girls cry!
- Mr. Krabs: That no-good goon wants my saloon
- And the I.O.U.'s due tomorrow noon!
- If we don't get some help here real soon...
- Citizens: We'll lose everything we own to Dead Eye!
- We'd stop him if we weren't too scared to try!
- Pecos Patrick: And if you think that's funny,
- let me tell you, sonny,
- you won't be laughing when you see...
- Dead Eye!
- Citizens: Dead Eye!