SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, for I am an honorary crossing guard. [Takes the old lady's hand and begins leading her across the street, with a stop sign in his other hand. Cars crash into each other.]
Old Lady: I don't...
SpongeBob: You're safe with me.
Old Lady: You made me miss my bus!
SpongeBob: We'll see about that! [Gets the old lady on his back and runs after the bus. He trips and the old lady is sent flying. Eventually, she lands on the bus.]
Old Lady: Thank you, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You're wel... [He is run over by a bus.] welcome.