SpongeBob SquarePants


on ESB
The Pink Purloiner 48
Residence: SpongeBob's House, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean [citation needed]
Occupation(s): Teddy Bear
Physical appearance
Gender: Male
Color: Light brown
Eye color: Black
Classification: Teddy Bear
Friends: SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star (possibly)
Series information
Appearance: "The Pink Purloiner"
Portrayer: Tom Kenny
List of characters

Confess-A-Bear is a rigged teddy bear that SpongeBob gave Patrick as a way to secretly find out that Patrick stole his delicate Jellyfishing net, Ol' Reliable. It only appeared in the episode, "The Pink Purloiner."


Confess-A-Bear is a fluffy, light brown teddy bear holding a microphone in one of its paws. It is voiced by SpongeBob so the secrets would go directly to him. Patrick became very nervous when he talked to Confess-A-Bear and Patrick thought he was mad at him because he (SpongeBob) demanded that he tell him what he was thinking about.


Patrick, feeling pressured and guilty by SpongeBob, revealed by accident that he had mistakenly dropped SpongeBob's toothbrush into the toilet, making SpongeBob to run around screaming and panicking, trying to get rid of bacteria on his tongue while Patrick thought Confess-A-Bear was unhappy with him due to no response.


  • SpongeBob owns Confess-A-Bear, and two other bears: Beary and Mr. Stuffykins.
  • Confess-A-Bear is the only bear of the 3 who can speak, though only by a microphone.

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