Confess-A-Bear is a rigged teddy bear that SpongeBob gives Patrick as a scheme to secretly find out if Patrick stole his delicate jellyfish net, Ol' Reliable. It only appears in the episode "The Pink Purloiner."


Confess-A-Bear is a fluffy, light brown and light tan teddy bear with a burnt orange nose holding a microphone in one of its paws. It is secretly voiced by SpongeBob so the secrets would go directly to him.

Role in episode

SpongeBob uses Confess-A-Bear to get Patrick to say what happened to SpongeBob's jellyfish net. As Patrick was hesitant in talking about what he did, SpongeBob started to yell through the microphone, making Confess-A-Bear sound threatening. Patrick, feeling pressured and guilty by SpongeBob, or Confess-A-Bear reveals by accident that he had mistakenly dropped SpongeBob's toothbrush into the toilet and didn't wash it, making SpongeBob run around screaming and panicking, trying to get rid of bacteria on his tongue while Patrick thinks Confess-A-Bear is unhappy with him due to no response.


  • SpongeBob owns Confess-A-Bear, and two other bears: Beary and Mr. Stuffykins.
    • Confess-A-Bear is the only bear of the three who can speak, though SpongeBob voices him.

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