Confess-A-Bear is a rigged teddy bear that SpongeBob gives Patrick as a scheme to secretly find out if he stole his delicate jellyfish net, Ol' Reliable. It only appears in the episode "The Pink Purloiner."


Confess-A-Bear is a fluffy, light brown and light tan teddy bear with a burnt orange nose holding a microphone in one of its paws. It is secretly voiced by SpongeBob so the secrets would go directly to him.

Role in episode

SpongeBob uses Confess-A-Bear to get Patrick to reveal what happened to his jellyfish net. As Patrick is hesitant in talking about what he did, SpongeBob starts to yell through the microphone, making Confess-A-Bear sound threatening. Patrick, feeling pressured and guilty by SpongeBob, or Confess-A-Bear, reveals by accident that he had mistakenly dropped SpongeBob's toothbrush into the toilet and didn't wash it, making SpongeBob run around screaming and panicking, trying to get rid of bacteria on his tongue while Patrick thinks Confess-A-Bear is unhappy with him due to no response.


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