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The Pink Purloiner 48
Residence: Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
Occupation(s): Teddy bear
Physical appearance
Gender: Male
Color: Light brown and light tan
Eye color: Black
Classification: Teddy bear
Friends: SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star (possibly)
Series information
Appearance: "The Pink Purloiner"
Portrayer: Tom Kenny
List of characters

Confess-A-Bear is a rigged teddy bear that SpongeBob gives Patrick as a way to secretly find out that Patrick stole his delicate jellyfish net, Ol' Reliable. It only appears in the episode "The Pink Purloiner."


Confess-A-Bear is a fluffy, light brown and light tan teddy bear holding a microphone in one of its paws. It is voiced by SpongeBob so the secrets would go directly to him.


Patrick, feeling pressured and guilty by SpongeBob, reveals by accident that he had mistakenly dropped SpongeBob's toothbrush into the toilet, making SpongeBob run around screaming and panicking, trying to get rid of bacteria on his tongue while Patrick thinks Confess-A-Bear is unhappy with him due to no response.


  • SpongeBob owns Confess-A-Bear, and two other bears: Beary and Mr. Stuffykins.
  • Confess-A-Bear is the only bear of the three who can speak, though only by a microphone.

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