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Spongebob Clarinet Wizard01:03

Spongebob Clarinet Wizard

General Information
Written by: Aaron Springer, Eban Schletter
Performed by: Squidward
(voiced by Rodger Bumpass)

Plankton
(voiced by Doug Lawrence)

Episode(s) featured: "Sweet and Sour Squid"
Length: 1:03
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"Clarinet Wizard" is a song sung by Squidward Tentacles and Sheldon J. Plankton. This song is a parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who. It was only heard in the episode "Sweet and Sour Squid."

Lyrics

Plankton: Skinny arms are flapping,

Long nose looks real swell.


Shiny head is bulging,

He plays really well!


On the fact that he's a genius you can surely bet,

This strange looking blue guy sure plays a mean clarinet!

[Squidward plays clarinet riffs off-key]


To hear his music playing is like, uh, music to my ears.

His delightful melodies reduce grown men to tears.


If you haven't heard this mollusk play, you ain't hear nothin' yet,

This funny-looking blue guy sure plays a mean clarinet!

[Squidward plays clarinet riffs off-key]


No one does it better, he's the best there is.

When you ask him how he does it, he says...


Squidward: It's all in the wrist!

[plays the clarinet off-key]

Music (VTE)

Albums
Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!

Songs
Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendshipThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop De LoopMr. Krabs' Song (Atlantis Squarepantis)Musical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPretty Ribbons And BowsPrince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' The HookRipped PantsThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Eye On MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSuperiorSurfin' SummerSweet VictoryThat's the RodeoThey'll Soon DiscoverTexasThat's What Friends DoTwinkle, Twinkle, Patrick StarUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race MeYou Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Other
Associated production music

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