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"Neat Clarinet" (also known as "Clarinet Wizard") is a song sung by Squidward and Plankton. It is heard in the episode "Sweet and Sour Squid" when Plankton pretends to like Squidward's clarinet playing.

Lyrics[]

Plankton: Skinny arms are flapping,
Long nose looks real swell.
Shiny head is bulging,
He plays really well!
On the fact that he's a genius you can surely bet,
This strange looking blue guy sure plays a neat clarinet!
[Squidward plays clarinet riffs off-key]
To hear his music playing is like, uh, music to my ears.
His delightful melodies reduce grown men to tears.
If you haven't heard this mollusk play, you ain't heard nothin' yet,
This funny-looking blue guy sure plays a neat clarinet!
[Squidward plays clarinet riffs off-key]
No one does it better, he's the best there is.
When you ask him how he does it, he says...
Squidward: It's all in the wrist!
[plays the clarinet off-key]

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