|Appearance:||Squidward and the Golden Clarinet|
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The front cover of the magazine shows a closeup of an orange fish playing the clarinet, in a beige background, and spelling "Clarinet Now," in burgundy font.
Role in comic
It appears in the first frame of the comic. It is implied that, before SpongeBob interrupted Squidward's relaxation, he was going to read it.