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[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]
Squidward: [Off-key] ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ [Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [Cut to the outside] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪
Squidward: ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪
[Cut back inside]
Squidward: ♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ [He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]
Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
Squidward: ♪La la la la la la la!♪
Squidward: [Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror. Holds photo of the Men's Chrous] I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus.♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure!♪Fi-ga-ro!♪
Squidward: [Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground] Huh?
Squidward: Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.
SpongeBob: [Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud Sigh]
Squidward: [Cuts back to Squidward] Obviously depressed...
Squidward: [Smiles] Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!
SpongeBob: [Grabs Squidward's Leg]
Squidward: Huh?
SpongeBob: Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. [Coughs]
Squidward: [Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]
Squidward: Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
SpongeBob: Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
Squidward: None of your business!
SpongeBob: Can I come?
Squidward: And No You Can't
SpongeBob: Are you going to a fancy store?
Squidward: No
SpongeBob: A fancy party?
Squidward: No
SpongeBob: A hot fancy pants date?
Squidward: No!
SpongeBob: Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?
Squidward: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?
SpongeBob: All except for that last one.
Squidward: [loudly] No You Can't! [Sweating] If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
SpongeBob: Wow.
SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. [Clears Throat Loudly] Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". [cough]
Squidward: [Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]
SpongeBob: [Coughs Loudly]
Squidward: [Honks Horn] au revoir, SpongeBob
Squidward: See you in nose-bleed seats!. [Laughs and Rides Away_]
Squidward: [On his Bicycle] ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪
SpongeBob: [In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle] ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪
Squidward: Huh?!
SpongeBob: Yodeleehehoo!
SpongeBob: I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!
Squidward: Yuck! [Rides Away]
SpongeBob: Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
Squidward: ♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ [cleaning throat] ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪
SpongeBob: [Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel] This giant pothole ought to get his attention.
Squidward: Fi-Ga-! [Hits Pothole] Ahhh! [Flies into Jellyfish Fields] I think I hit the wrong note back there [Jellyfish approach] What the...?!
Sponegbob: What a lucky break!
SpongeBob: Now I have a captive audience! [Clears Throat]
Squidward: [Zap] Ahhhh!
SpongeBob: Laaaaa [Squidward is Zapped] Mimimimimi [Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat] Looo!
Squidward: AHHH!
SpongeBob: Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!
[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]
Squidward: If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!
Squidward: [Looks at Watch] Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!
Squidward: [Takes a turn into large grasses] Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!
SpongeBob: [Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform] Stooop! Stop Stop!
Squidward: [Comes to a screeching Halt]
SpongeBob: I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
Squidward: Your song? What are you, some kind of...
SpongeBob: That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
Squidward: A singing traffic ...
SpongeBob: ♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪
Squidward: [Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache] SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! [Grabs the ticket and rips it up] It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!
Squidward: [Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]
Squidward: ♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪
SpongeBob: ♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ [Grounds Rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]
SpongeBob: Ooooh! [travels down the road, in a beam of sunlight]
Squidward: [Looks At Watch] Just in time! [Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]
Squidward: Gentlemen.
[Piano Music Plays]
Chorus: Laaaaaa!
Squidward: [Loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus. Clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray. Turns to page with music. Music restarts.]
Choir: Oooh!
Squidward: [Squidward joins in the singing but he's off-key] LAAAAAAAA!!
SpongeBob: [Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight] Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!
Choir Man: It's so beautiful
SpongeBob: Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!
Choir Man: That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! [Sobs]
Choir: [Cheers]
Jellyfish: [Cheers]
Old Pianist: [in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]
Choir Man: Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!
SpongeBob: [Laughs Nervously] Well... I...
Choir Man: We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! [Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]
SpongeBob: [Gasps] A mustache?! FOR ME?!
Choir Man: Well, don't be shy! Put it on!
SpongeBob: [Puts Mustache On] Squidward look! [Points at Mustache] My very own choirman's mustache! [Squidward sighs]
Choir Man: Well, will you do it?
SpongeBob: Uhm... [thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays] I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!
Squidward: [Face Lights Up Happy]
Choir Man: Deal!
[Cuts to Concert]
SpongeBob: ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [Squidward turns last page of music sheet] Fi-ga-ro [Everyone applauds]

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-|prev = Porous Pockets
+{{L|''[Long shot of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays. Cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the blue sign on Squidward's bathroom door that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to another sign below it that says "unless you are SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain. Squidward takes a shallow breath]''}}
-|title = Choir Boys
+{{L|Squidward|''[Off-key]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ ''[Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Cut to the outside]'' ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
-|next = Krusty Krushers
+{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪}}
-|titlecard = Boys.jpg
+{{L|''[Cut back inside]''}}
-|season = 6
+{{L|Squidward|♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower. Cut to the toilet paper and the toilet. The toilet frowns and groans in despair. Cut to the toilet paper]''}}
-|episode = 112b
+{{L|Toilet Paper|Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.}}
-|airdate = [[March 20]], [[2009]]
+{{L|Squidward|♪La la la la la la la!♪}}
-|seasonname = six
+{{L|Squidward|''[Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror. Holds photo of the Men's Chrous]'' I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus.♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure!♪Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
-}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground]'' Huh?}}
-*''[The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are a SQUIDWARD".]''
+{{L|Squidward|Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.}}
-*''[Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud Sigh]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Off-key]'' Fi-ga-ro. Figaro! ''[Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide.]'' Fi-ga-ro! ''[Cut to the outside]'' Fi-ga-ro!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts back to Squidward]'' Obviously depressed...}}
-*'''Squidward''': Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!}}
-*''[Cut back inside]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs Squidward's Leg]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': FI-GA-RO!! ''[He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper.]''
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?}}
-*'''Toilet Paper''': Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': La la la la la la la!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror]'' ''[Holds photo of the Men's Chrous]'' I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus. La-LALALAAA. But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure! Fi-ga-ro!
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground]'' Huh?
+{{L|Squidward|Well, I have no time for the likes of you.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.
+{{L|Squidward|None of your business!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Cuts to SpongeBob]'' ''[Loud Sigh]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come?}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Cuts back to Squidwrd]'' Obviously depressed...
+{{L|Squidward|And No You Can't}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Smiles]'' Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Grabs Squidward's Leg]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you going to a fancy store?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Huh?
+{{L|Squidward|No}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|A fancy party?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. ''[Coughs]''
+{{L|Squidward|No}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs]'' ''[Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|A hot fancy pants date?}}
-*'''Squidward''': Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
+{{L|Squidward|No!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?}}
-*'''Squidward''': None of your business!
+{{L|Squidward|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Does that answer your questions?}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Can I come?
+{{L|SpongeBob|All except for that last one.}}
-*'''Squidward''': And No You Can't
+{{L|Squidward|''[loudly]'' No You Can't! ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an impending concert performance with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Are you going to a fancy store?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow.}}
-*'''Squidward''': No
+{{L|SpongeBob|I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': A fancy party?
+{{L|Squidward|''[Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': No
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Coughs Loudly]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': A hot fancy pants date?
-*'''Squidward''': NO
+{{L|Squidward|''[Honks Horn]'' au revoir, SpongeBob}}
+{{L|Squidward|See you in nose-bleed seats!. ''[Laughs and Rides Away_]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': "Can I Come?" ''[x12]''
+{{L|Squidward|''[On his Bicycle]'' ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪}}
-*'''Squidward''': "No!" ''[x11]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle]'' ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪}}
-*'''Squidward''': Does that answer your questions?
+{{L|Squidward|Huh?!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': All except for that last one.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yodeleehehoo!}}
-*'''Squidward''': No You Can't!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Sweating]'' If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the [[Bikini Bottom]]'s Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
+{{L|Squidward|Yuck! ''[Rides Away]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Wow.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. ''[Clears Throat Loudly]'' Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". ''[cough]''
+{{L|Squidward|♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ ''[cleaning throat]'' ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole ought to get his attention.}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Coughs Loudly]''
+{{L|Squidward|Fi-Ga-! ''[Hits Pothole]'' Ahhh! ''[Flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!}}
-*'''Squidwawd''': ''[Honks Horn]'' Au Revior SpongeBob!
+{{L|Sponegbob|What a lucky break!}}
-*'''Squidward''': See you in nose-bleed seats!. ''[Laughs and Rides Away_]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now I have a captive audience! ''[Clears Throat]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[On his Bicycle]''"La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La".
+{{L|Squidward|''[Zap]'' Ahhhh!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Laaaaa ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat]'' Looo!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle]'' "La! La! La! La! La! La!".
+{{L|Squidward|AHHH!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Huh?!
+{{L|''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Yodeleehehoo!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Looks at Watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I'm good enough to join the Men's Choris. I promise!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Yuck! ''[Rides Away]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform]'' Stooop! Stop Stop!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
-*'''Squidward''': "Fi-Ga-Ro" ''[cleaning throat]'' "Fi-Ga-Ro!"
+{{L|Squidward|''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel]'' This giant pothole outta get his attention.
+{{L|Squidward|Your song? What are you, some kind of...}}
-*'''Squidward''': "Fi-Ga-!" ''[Hits Pothole]'' Ahhh! ''[Flies into Jellyfish Fields]'' I think I hit the wrong note back there ''[Jellyfish approach]'' What the...?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!}}
-*'''Sponegbob''': What a lucky break!
+{{L|Squidward|A singing traffic ...}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Now I have a captive audience! ''[Clears Throat]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Zap]'' Ahhhh!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Laaaaa ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' Mimimimimi ''[Squidward is Zapped]'' ''[Clears Throat]'' Looo!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': AHHH!
+{{L|Squidward|♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ ''[Grounds Rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]''}}
-*''[Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooooh! ''[travels down the road, in a beam of sunlight]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Looks at Watch]'' Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Looks At Watch]'' Just in time! ''[Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Gentlemen.}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Takes a turn into large grasses]'' Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!
+{{L|''[Piano Music Plays]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform]'' Stooop! Stop Stop!
+{{L|Chorus|Laaaaaa!}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Comes to a screeching Halt]''
+{{L|Squidward|''[Loudly clears throat, interrupting chorus. Clears throat for a while, which eventually dies down until he finally takes out and uses breath spray. Turns to page with music. Music restarts.]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
+{{L|Choir|Oooh!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Your song? What are you, some kind of...
+{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward joins in the singing but he's off-key]'' LAAAAAAAA!!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight]'' Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!}}
-*'''Squidward''': A singing traffic ...
+{{L|Choir Man|It's so beautiful}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': "O Sole Lo Mio..."
+{{L|SpongeBob|Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache]'' SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! ''[Grabs the ticket and rips it up]'' It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!
+{{L|Choir Man|That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[Sobs]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp]'' ''[Rides Away]''
+{{L|Choir|''[Cheers]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!
+{{L|Jellyfish|''[Cheers]''}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Fii-gaa-roo ''[Grounds Rumbles]'' ''[Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]''
+{{L|Old Pianist|''[in a SpongeBob-like voice, while applauding]'' Yeah, yeah, yeah!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Ooooh! ''[Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight]''
+{{L|''[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]''}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Looks At Watch]'' Just in time! ''[Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]''
+{{L|Choir Man|Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!}}
-*'''Squidward''': Gentlemen.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...}}
-*''[Piano Music Plays]''
+{{L|Choir Man|We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]''}}
-*'''Chorus''': Laaaaaa!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! FOR ME?!}}
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Clears throat for 30 Seconds,humina humina and then back to clearing his throat and take out his breath spray spraying inside his mouth leaving the steam front of the choirmen's faces]''
+{{L|Choir Man|Well, don't be shy! Put it on!}}
-*''[Music Stops, and Restarts]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Puts Mustache On]'' Squidward look! ''[Points at Mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache! ''[Squidward sighs]''}}
-*'''Choir''': Oooh!
+{{L|Choir Man|Well, will you do it?}}
-*'''Squidward''': LAAAAAHAHHAHA!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uhm... ''[thinks while music similar to Jeopardy's think music plays]'' I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight]'' Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!
+{{L|Squidward|''[Face Lights Up Happy]''}}
-*'''Choir Man''': It's so beatiful
+{{L|Choir Man|Deal!}}
-*'''SpongeBob''': Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!
+{{L|''[Cuts to Concert]''}}
-*'''Choir Man''': That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! ''[Sobs]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ ''[Squidward turns last page of music sheet]'' Fi-ga-ro ''[Everyone applauds]''}}
-*'''Choir''': ''[Cheers]''
-*'''Jellyfish''': ''[Cheers]''
-*'''Old Pianist''': Yea, Yea, Yea!
-*''[Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]''
-*'''Choir Man''': Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Laughs Nervously]'' Well... I...
-*'''Choir Man''': We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! ''[Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]''
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Gasps]'' A mustache?! FOR ME?!
-*'''Choir Man''': Well, don't be shy! Put it on!
-*'''SpongeBob''': ''[Puts Mustache On]'' Squidward look! ''[Points at Mustache]'' My very own choirman's mustache!
-*'''Squidward''': You Disobeyed Me SpongeBob
-*'''Choir Man''': Well, will you do it?
-*'''SpongeBob''': Uhm...
-*''[10 Seconds]''
-*'''SpongeBob''': I'll do it! But only if there's a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Face Lights Up Happy]''
-*'''Choir Man''': Deal!
-*''[Cuts to Concert]''
-*'''SpongeBob''': Fi-ga-ro!
-*''[Cuts to Squidward]''
-*'''Squidward''': ''[Annoyed, Depressed] [Turns SpongeBob's Page]''
-*''[end]''
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