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Choir Boys (transcript)

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Season №: 6
Episode №: 112b
Airdate: March 20, 2009
Previous: "Porous Pockets"
Next: "Krusty Krushers"
List of episode transcripts

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Choir Boys" from season six, which aired on March 20, 2009.

  • [The camera is in back of Squidward's house, while the final of "The Marriage of Figaro" plays, cut to the outside of Squidward's house, the camera then cuts to the red sign that says "Squidward's bathroom; DO NOT ENTER." Then pans down to the SpongeBob-like texture that says "Unless you are SQUIDWARD".. Cut to the inside of Squidward's bathroom. A silhouette of Squidward is seen in the shower curtain along with steam. Squidward takes a shallow breath]
  • Squidward: [Off-key] ♪Fi-ga-ro. Figaro!♪ [Pause, Squidward then stretchs his arms wide] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [Cut to the outside] ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪
  • Squidward: ♪Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!♪
  • [Cut back inside]
  • Squidward: ♪FI-GA-RO!!♪ [He then coughs, turns the water off and steps out of the shower, cut to the toilet paper and the toilet, the toilet becomes sad, cut to the toilet paper]
  • Toilet Paper: Don't feel bad. He didn't use me yesterday either.
  • Squidward: ♪La la la la la la la!♪
  • Squidward: [Puts on Robe and Scarf infront of Mirror. Holds photo of the Men's Chrous] I am anxious to make a strong first impression, and share to my singing skills with the famed Bikini Bottom Mens Chorus.♪La-LALALAAA.♪ But I needn't be too anxious, for once they hear this masters voice, they'll give me the Lead Solo for sure!♪Fi-ga-ro!♪
  • Squidward: [Walks Outside and Passes SpongeBob Laying on the Ground] Huh?
  • Squidward: Well, looks like a forlorn SpongeBob sprawled out in the dirt.
  • SpongeBob: [Cuts to SpongeBob. Loud Sigh]
  • Squidward: [Cuts back to Squidward] Obviously depressed...
  • Squidward: [Smiles] Oh, what a lovely day! For me! Hahahahaha!
  • SpongeBob: [Grabs Squidward's Leg]
  • Squidward: Huh?
  • SpongeBob: Squidward? My playmate Patrick is away, at a family reunion. Sad and Alone, I am desperate for something to do, or someone to play with. [Coughs]
  • Squidward: [Cuts to Squidwards face, then his legs. Removes SpongeBob's Hand from his Leg]
  • Squidward: Well, I have no time for the likes of you.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward? Where are you going, all dressed up?
  • Squidward: None of your business!
  • SpongeBob: Can I come?
  • Squidward: And No You Can't
  • SpongeBob: Are you going to a fancy store?
  • Squidward: No
  • SpongeBob: A fancy party?
  • Squidward: No
  • SpongeBob: A hot fancy pants date?
  • Squidward: NO
  • SpongeBob: Can I Come? [x12]
  • Squidward: No! [x11] Squidward: Does that answer your questions?
  • SpongeBob: All except for that last one.
  • Squidward: [Screaming at SpongeBob] No You Can't! [Sweating] If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
  • SpongeBob: Wow.
  • SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your buddys, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. [Clears Throat Loudly] Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". [cough]
  • Squidward: [Speeds off in his Bicycle, leaving dirt in SpongeBob's Face]
  • SpongeBob: [Coughs Loudly]
  • Squidward: [Honks Horn] au revoir, SpongeBob
  • Squidward: See you in nose-bleed seats!. [Laughs and Rides Away_]
  • Squidward: [On his Bicycle] ♪La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La.♪
  • SpongeBob: [In Unison with Squidward, riding on a Unicycle] ♪La! La! La! La! La! La!.♪
  • Squidward: Huh?!
  • SpongeBob: Yodeleehehoo!
  • SpongeBob: I'm good enough to join the Men's Chorus. I promise!
  • Squidward: Yuck! [Rides Away]
  • SpongeBob: Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
  • Squidward: ♪Fi-Ga-Ro♪ [cleaning throat] ♪Fi-Ga-Ro!♪
  • SpongeBob: [Tunnels Out of the Ground with a Shovel] This giant pothole outta get his attention.
  • Squidward: Fi-Ga-! [Hits Pothole] Ahhh! [Flies into Jellyfish Fields] I think I hit the wrong note back there [Jellyfish approach] What the...?!
  • Sponegbob: What a lucky break!
  • SpongeBob: Now I have a captive audience! [Clears Throat]
  • Squidward: [Zap] Ahhhh!
  • SpongeBob: Laaaaa [Squidward is Zapped] Mimimimimi [Squidward is Zapped. Clears Throat] Looo!
  • Squidward: AHHH!
  • SpongeBob: Uhm Squidward, could you keep it down please? I'm trying to find my starting pitch here. Laaa!
  • [Bubble Transition to Squidward on a Bike, covered in Stings]
  • Squidward: If that rank amatuer SpongeBob embarrasses me infront of the Bikini Bottom Choir Men, my life if ruined!
  • Squidward: [Looks at Watch] Oh! I'm almost late for Choir Practice! Better not run into SpongeBob again or I'm doomed!
  • Squidward: [Takes a turn into large grasses] Haaahaha! Figaro! FigaroFigaroFiga-roooo!
  • SpongeBob: [Steps out of the Grasses in a Policeman Uniform] Stooop! Stop Stop!
  • Squidward: [Comes to a screeching Halt]
  • SpongeBob: I here by issue you with this ticket, for reckless frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
  • Squidward: Your song? What are you, some kind of...
  • SpongeBob: That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
  • Squidward: A singing traffic ...
  • SpongeBob: ♪O Sole Lo Mio...♪
  • Squidward: [Rips off SpongeBob's fake mustache] SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! [Grabs the ticket and rips it up] It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus, and you are not going to keep me from performing my Grand Solo!
  • Squidward: [Ties SpongeBob to some Coral, using Kelp. Rides Away]
  • Squidward: ♪Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Fi-ga-ro!♪
  • SpongeBob: ♪Fii-gaa-roo♪ [Grounds Rumbles. Kelp breaks off SpongeBob. Jellyfish come and pick him up]
  • SpongeBob: Ooooh! [Travels down the road, in a beam os Sunlight]
  • Squidward: [Looks At Watch] Just in time! [Walks Inside and Stands next to some Choir Men]
  • Squidward: Gentlemen.
  • [Piano Music Plays]
  • Chorus: Laaaaaa!
  • Squidward: [Clears throat for 30 Seconds,humina humina and then back to clearing his throat and take out his breath spray spraying inside his mouth leaving the steam front of the choirmen's faces. Music Stops, and Restarts]
  • Choir: Oooh!
  • Squidward: [Squidward joins in the singing but it sounded terrible as it was off-key] LAAAAAHAHHAHA!
  • SpongeBob: [Comes in Door, bathed in Sunlight] Laaaaaaaaaaa. Figaro, Figaro, Fiii-ga-rooo!
  • Choir Man: It's so beautiful
  • SpongeBob: Laa, Ohhh, OOOOOOH!
  • Choir Man: That's the most beautiful singing I've heard! [Sobs]
  • Choir: [Cheers]
  • Jellyfish: [Cheers]
  • Old Pianist: Yea, Yea, Yea!
  • [Flowers and Confetti Fall atop SpongeBob]
  • Choir Man: Oh Master SquarePants, we'd be honored if you'd the open chair, as our featured soloist!
  • SpongeBob: [Laughs Nervously] Well... I...
  • Choir Man: We would also be honored, if you'd wear this! [Opens Platter with a Fake Mustache inside]
  • SpongeBob: [Gasps] A mustache?! FOR ME?!
  • Choir Man: Well, don't be shy! Put it on!
  • SpongeBob: [Puts Mustache On] Squidward look! [Points at Mustache] My very own choirman's mustache! [Squidward sighs]
  • Choir Man: Well, will you do it?
  • SpongeBob: Uhm... [10 seconds] I'll do it! But only if you find a spot for my inspiration, and great friend, Squidward!
  • Squidward: [Face Lights Up Happy]
  • Choir Man: Deal!
  • [Cuts to Concert]
  • SpongeBob: ♪Fi-ga-ro!♪ [Squidward turns last page of music sheet] Fi-ga-ro [Everyone applauds]

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