"Cancer" is a SpongeBob SquarePants Astrology with Squidward short. In this short, Squidward Tentacles congratulates the birthday of Zodiac cancer sign. (Not to be confused with the illness).



At the beginning of the short, Squidward is playing his clarinet. After that, he congratulates the birthday of the Zodiac cancer sign and predicts that the viewer will fall asleep seven times this week.

Squidward then ends the short by saying "I'm Squidward, your Nicktoon astrologer," and goes back to playing his clarinet again.