This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Friend or Foe short "Can't Swim," which aired on April 12, 2007.

  • Plankton: What's the matter, man?
  • Mr. Krabs: I can't swim!
  • Plankton: Relax, Eugene, there's nothing wrong as long as we use these inner-tubes!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, okay. [his inner-tube blows up and he starts to scream]
  • Plankton: Hold on.
  • Mr. Krabs: Thanks, buddy!
  • Plankton: Anytime, pal. [he starts to blow out of the hole]
  • Mr. Krabs: [screams] Hey, I think I'm swimming!
  • Plankton: Actually, that's called standing, but close enough.

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