This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Friend or Foe short "Can't Swim," which aired on April 12, 2007.
- Narrator: And now, a SpongeBob mini.
- Plankton: What's wrong with you?
- Mr. Krabs: I don't know how to swim!
- Plankton: Relax, man, there's nothing to worry about, not with these sweet inner-tubes.
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah... [pokes inner-tube with his claw. His inner-tube starts deflating and he starts to scream]
- Plankton: I'll save ya, pal! [clogs up the inner-tube hole] Yeah!
- Mr. Krabs: Good thinking, buddy!
- Plankton: Anything for a- [starts to blow out of the hole]
- Mr. Krabs: [screams] Hey, I think I'm swimming!
- Plankton: Actually, that's called standing, but close enough.