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− | |title = Buried in Time |
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− | |titlecard = Buried in Time.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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− | |episodenumber = 145a |
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− | |airdate = [[September 18]], [[2010]] |
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{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Future generations, |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes sir!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}} |
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} |
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|The |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}} |
− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} |
− | {{L|Billy|But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and |
+ | {{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}} |
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} |
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} |
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− | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}} |
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} |
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}} |
− | {{L|Sadie|Why thank you young man!}} |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} |
− | {{L|Sadie| |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Well, actually, I...}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}} |
− | {{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Next |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Uh |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}} |
− | {{L|Man| |
+ | {{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I' |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}} |
− | {{L|Man| |
+ | {{L|Man|Uh, okay.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[ |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}} |
{{L|Man|Really?}} |
{{L|Man|Really?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} |
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{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Next |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}} |
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} |
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Thank you my good man |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Oh no you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.}} |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop-- a stupid time capsule. ''[blows raspberry]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this |
+ | {{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me!! ''[tries to get out]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what are you doing?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}} |
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{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}} |
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{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}} |
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}} |
− | {{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}} |
+ | {{L|<nowiki>scene cuts to time capsule]</nowiki>''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' What |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! ''[finds a game]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game. He gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}} |
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}} |
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''<nowiki>[kicks Squidward in the face. He throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick</nowiki>''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is |
+ | {{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob imagines his future in a chrome area. He gets out of the time capsule]''}} |
− | {{L|Future Fish| |
+ | {{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances we're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with a perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[Patrick's future ends]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}} |
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}} |
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}} |
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− | {{L|Future Squid|''[holding up Squidward's painting]'' |
+ | {{L|Future Squid|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacle Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other squids cheer]''}} |
{{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]''}} |
{{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' |
+ | {{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[they both spot Squidward]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!}} |
+ | {{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Hello future! ''[escapes through the |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface. He laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|Finally, the |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}} |
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{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}} |
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}} |
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+ | [[Category:Episode transcripts]] |
+ | [[Category:Season 7 transcripts]] |
Revision as of 21:51, 1 February 2015
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- [opening shot of the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: [singing] ♪Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪ [takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty] Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. [goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty] Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." [gasps] This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!
- SpongeBob: Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.
- Mr. Krabs: [gets an idea] Hmm. Future generations, huh?
- [Bubble transition]
- Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! [to SpongeBob and Squidward] All right, you guys got donations covered, right?
- SpongeBob: Sir, yes, sir!
- Squidward: Whatever.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!
- [Nat brings a toaster]
- SpongeBob: The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...
- Squidward: Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. [SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]
- Mr. Krabs: And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.
- Billy: But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!
- Mr. Krabs: All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?
- Billy: [takes coupon] Deal!
- [Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]
- [Sadie brings a lamp]
- SpongeBob: What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.
- Sadie: Why, thank you, young man!
- Squidward: No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
- Sadie: Well, actually, I...
- Squidward: [imitates Sadie] "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about [gasps] this lamp?! It's [sarcastically] perfect!"
- Sadie: Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
- Squidward: Next. [throws the lamp]
- SpongeBob: [catches the lamp in his face] Hey, nice pass, Squidward!
- [Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]
- Squidward: Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?
- Man: Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.
- Squidward: Right. This plate is actually not meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.
- Man: Uh, okay.
- Squidward: [starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out] Uh-huh. [rubs it on his bottom] Interesting. [skids around on plate] This is a promising sign. Yep. [hits plate on man's head several times] You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.
- Man: Really?
- Squidward: No. [throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]
- [Bubble transition]
- SpongeBob: [to the plate]nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!
- Squidward: Next. [throws sock]
- SpongeBob: [gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it] A four-striped sock! Incredible!
- Timecard: 2 hours later...
- SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.
- Patrick: [runs to the time capsule with a rock] SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.
- SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?
- Patrick: Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.
- SpongeBob: After you then!
- Patrick: Thank you, my good man.
- Squidward: Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? [Patrick is gone]
- Patrick: Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.
- Squidward: Oh, no, you don't! [Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]
- SpongeBob: You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
- Patrick: What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! [plays with yo-yo]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're very good at that!
- [Bubble transition]
- Mr. Krabs: And thanks so much for all your contributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! [crowd cheers]
- Plankton: Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop-- a stupid time capsule. [blows raspberry]
- Mr. Krabs: But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!
- Plankton: [eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap] There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! [laughs evilly]
- Mr. Krabs: [puts the formula in the time capsule] Send her down! [the time capsule gets buried]
- SpongeBob: [throws a card in a net] He shoots, he scores!
- Squidward: [shoves SpongeBob off] Get off me!! [tries to get out]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, what are you doing?
- Patrick: Yeah, it looks fun!
- Squidward: WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!
- SpongeBob: I know, but what are you doing?
- [Bubble Transition]
- [everyone cheering]
- Mr. Krabs: Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? [crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]
- scene cuts to time capsule]
- SpongeBob: Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?
- Patrick: I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.
- Patrick: [shocked] 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?
- SpongeBob: I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! [finds a game. He gasps] It's our favorite game!
- Both: Pretzel Pals!
- Patrick: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [lays the game out on Squidward]
- SpongeBob: Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?
- Patrick: I believe my left hand was on red.
- SpongeBob: My right foot was on blue.
- Patrick: Forehead on yellow.
- SpongeBob: Left foot on green. [kicks Squidward in the face. He throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick
- Squidward: That's it, this game is over! [SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]
- Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?
- SpongeBob: Hmmm. [SpongeBob imagines his future in a chrome area. He gets out of the time capsule]
- Future Fish: Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances we're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. [he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain] Well?
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Wow, a water fountain for short people! What will the future think of next? [SpongeBob's future ends]
- Patrick: Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with a perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. [imagines his future in a real city] Not to mention the breathtaking views. [Patrick's future ends]
- SpongeBob: Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?
- [Squidward imagines his future]
- Future Squid: [holding up Squidward's painting of him] His art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, [the Krusty Krab is shown] the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacle Memorial Museum! [Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other squids cheer]
- [scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]
- SpongeBob: Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?
- Plankton: [uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule] Jackpot! And now to extract the secret recipe. [the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer] Careful. Careful. [the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, twenty! Ready or not, here we... [they both spot Squidward]
- Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. [finds a can of shaving gel] Whipped cream! [eats cream and spits it out] Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! [reads off can] "Sha-veeng g-el."[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face] I've always wanted a beard!
- SpongeBob: Me too! [both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face] Do you want one too, Squidbeard? [sprays a beard on Squidward's face]
- Squidward: [wakes up and moans] Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? [looks in the mirror and notices the beard] Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!
- Plankton: [sneaks inside] Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! [jumps through the hole]
- Squidward: Hello, future! [escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface. He laughs] Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! [SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]
- Plankton: Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! [laughs evilly]
- Squidward: [stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle] Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.
- [Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]
- Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.
- Plankton: Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.