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{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle, but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! (SpongeBob gets on his knees, bows down to the large tartar sauce bucket, and then gets back up) Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? But, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to crowd, through a megaphone]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you two got donations covered, right?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}}
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{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
 
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}}
{{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[interrupts SpongeBob]'' Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57, please.}}
 
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}}
 
{{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do you say?}}
 
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
 
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}}
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell, then sighs]''}}
 
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
 
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, so essential for night time reading.}}
 
{{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}}
 
{{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}}
{{L|Sadie|Well, actually, I...}}
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{{L|Sadie|Well, actually...}}
{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}}
{{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
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{{L|Sadie|''[claps]'' Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}}
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{{L|''[Bubble transition; a random man brings a plate]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}}
 
{{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
 
{{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}}
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{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}}
 
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}}
 
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everybody.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Sometimes, you've got to make sacrifices.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|After you then.}}
{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man. ''[He and SpongeBob run into Squidward]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you unders...? ''[Patrick is gone]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously, ridiculous items today, but this is where I cross the line. Do you unders- What? ''[notices SpongeBob and Patrick gone, then growls]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky, you're going bye-bye now.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Okay, Rocky. ''[pats the rock gently]'' You're going bye-bye, now.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on a wooden floorboard and it catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, no, you don't! [He and Patrick pull and struggle to get the rock, but it flies out of their hands and hits the edge of a long piece of wood, slingshoting SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward right into the time capsule, which closes automatically]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he and Patrick sit on a crushed Squidward]'' [''to Patrick''] You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}}
{{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|What didn't? ''[finds a yo-yo]'' Hey, look, a yo-yo! ''[gently swings the yo-yo around]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're very good at that!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}}
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to the outside of the event]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And thanks so much for all your contributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to crowd, through a megaphone]'' And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are you ready to put this thing in the ground? ''[crowd cheers]''}}
{{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop-- a stupid time capsule. ''[blows raspberry]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[looks at the event from the Chum Bucket through a telescope, then growls]'' Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule! ''[blows raspberry]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formula!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|But before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of me own. A copy of the Krabby Patty Formula! ''[holds a bottle with paper inside]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped and antennae snap]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[looks at formula astonished as his antennas come off]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world-famous eatery! [''transition from a dirty, empty Chum Bucket into a clean, crowded Chum Bucket''] [''Plankton looks through the telescope, giggling evilly]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Send her down! ''[the time capsule gets buried]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots, he scores!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' Get off me!! ''[tries to get out]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward, what are you doing?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks fun!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}}
 
{{L|''[everyone cheering]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat some Krabby Patties, 'cause all that waiting in line's got you super hungry? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'm just gonna hang here for a while, maybe get a kelp soda later.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you can't go anywhere. We're trapped down here till they open that capsule in 50 years.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' 50 years? What are we gonna do till then?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. We've got 50 years' worth of stuff to play with here! ''[finds a game. He gasps]'' It's our favorite game!}}
 
{{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out on Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green. ''[kicks Squidward in the face. He throws the game off him and on SpongeBob and Patrick''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is ''over!'' ''[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will be like in the future?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob imagines his future in a chrome area. He gets out of the time capsule]''}}
 
{{L|Future Fish|Welcome to the future, history person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances we're sure you'll find to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future think of next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob. Not bad. I dream of a town with a perfect blend of commerce and irrigation. ''[imagines his future in a real city]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views. ''[Patrick's future ends]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Pat. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}}
 
{{L|Future Squid|''[holding up Squidward's painting of him]'' His art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here, ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' the location of the suffering that inspired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacle Memorial Museum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped on top of the Krusty Krab replacing it with the museum; the other squids cheer]''}}
 
{{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Jackpot! And now to ''extract'' the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[the hammer hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Sixteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikini Bottom, ''twenty!'' Ready or not, here we... ''[they both spot Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we both already got that hiding spot figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Oh, this whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off can]'' "Sha-veeng g-el."''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' Do you want one too, Squidbeard? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Wha...? Oh! Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! ''[jumps through the hole]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Hello, future! ''[escapes through the hole Plankton made and digs up to the surface. He laughs]'' Yes! Huh? What the...?! Where's my museum? The future is the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this! I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Dig me out when my life doesn't stink.}}
 
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just bring me more prunes.}}
 
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Template:EpisodeTr/145a

  • [opening shot of the Krusty Krab]
  • SpongeBob: [singing]Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪ [takes tartar sauce bottle, but it's empty] Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. [goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty] Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." [gasps] This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! (SpongeBob gets on his knees, bows down to the large tartar sauce bucket, and then gets back up) Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!
  • SpongeBob: Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.
  • Mr. Krabs: [gets an idea] Hmm. Future generations, huh?
  • [Bubble transition]
  • Mr. Krabs: [to crowd, through a megaphone] Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! [to SpongeBob and Squidward] All right, you two got donations covered, right?
  • SpongeBob: Sir, yes, sir!
  • Squidward: Whatever.
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!
  • [Nat brings a toaster]
  • SpongeBob: The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...
  • Squidward: [interrupts SpongeBob] Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. [SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]
  • Mr. Krabs: And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57, please.
  • Billy: But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!
  • Mr. Krabs: All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do you say?
  • Billy: [takes coupon] Deal!
  • [Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell, then sighs]
  • [Sadie brings a lamp]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, so essential for night time reading.
  • Sadie: Why, thank you, young man!
  • Squidward: No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
  • Sadie: Well, actually...
  • Squidward: [imitates Sadie] "Hmm. Oh, whatever will I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about [gasps] this lamp?! It's [sarcastically] perfect!"
  • Sadie: [claps] Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
  • Squidward: Next. [throws the lamp]
  • SpongeBob: [catches the lamp in his face] Hey, nice pass, Squidward!
  • [Bubble transition; a random man brings a plate]
  • Squidward: Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?
  • Man: Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.
  • Squidward: Right. This plate is actually not meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.
  • Man: Uh, okay.
  • Squidward: [starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out] Uh-huh. [rubs it on his bottom] Interesting. [skids around on plate] This is a promising sign. Yep. [hits plate on man's head several times] You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.
  • Man: Really?
  • Squidward: No. [throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]
  • [Bubble transition]
  • SpongeBob: [to the plate]You are the crown jewel of the time capsule!
  • Squidward: Next. [throws sock]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps, then catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it] A four-striped sock! Incredible!
  • Timecard: 2 hours later...
  • SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everybody.
  • Patrick: [runs to the time capsule with a rock] SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.
  • SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Sometimes, you've got to make sacrifices.
  • SpongeBob: After you then.
  • Patrick: Thank you, my good man. [He and SpongeBob run into Squidward]
  • Squidward: Sorry, Patrick, but there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously, ridiculous items today, but this is where I cross the line. Do you unders- What? [notices SpongeBob and Patrick gone, then growls]
  • Patrick: Okay, Rocky. [pats the rock gently] You're going bye-bye, now.
  • Squidward: Oh, no, you don't! [He and Patrick pull and struggle to get the rock, but it flies out of their hands and hits the edge of a long piece of wood, slingshoting SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward right into the time capsule, which closes automatically]
  • SpongeBob: [as he and Patrick sit on a crushed Squidward] [to Patrick] You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
  • Patrick: What didn't? [finds a yo-yo] Hey, look, a yo-yo! [gently swings the yo-yo around]
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, you're very good at that!
  • [Bubble transition to the outside of the event]
  • Mr. Krabs: [to crowd, through a megaphone] And thanks so much for all your contributions! So, are you ready to put this thing in the ground? [crowd cheers]
  • Plankton: [looks at the event from the Chum Bucket through a telescope, then growls] Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop, a stupid time capsule! [blows raspberry]
  • Mr. Krabs: But before we do, I'd like to make a contribution of me own. A copy of the Krabby Patty Formula! [holds a bottle with paper inside]
  • Plankton: [looks at formula astonished as his antennas come off] There it is! The one element that can turn this lonesome bucket of steel into a bustling world-famous eatery! [transition from a dirty, empty Chum Bucket into a clean, crowded Chum Bucket] [Plankton looks through the telescope, giggling evilly]