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| − | |title = Buried in Time |
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| − | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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| − | |episodenumber = 145a |
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| − | |airdate = [[September 18]], [[2010]] |
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{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[opening shot of the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' ♪''Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪'' ''[takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty]'' Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. ''[goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty]'' Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." ''[gasps]'' This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! (SpongeBob gets on his knees, bows down to the large tartar sauce bucket, and then gets back up) Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?}} |
| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!}} |
| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.}} |
| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Future generations, |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gets an idea]'' Hmm. Future generations, huh?}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! ''[to SpongeBob and Squidward]'' All right, you guys got donations covered, right?}} |
| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes sir!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sir, yes, sir!}} |
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Whatever.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!}} |
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} |
{{L|''[Nat brings a toaster]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|The |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. ''[SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]''}} |
| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.}} |
| − | {{L|Billy|But, this thing's made rusty old paper clips and |
+ | {{L|Billy|But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!}} |
| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?}} |
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} |
{{L|Billy|''[takes coupon]'' Deal!}} |
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| − | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]''}} |
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} |
{{L|''[Sadie brings a lamp]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, so essential for night time reading.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.}} |
| − | {{L|Sadie|Why thank you young man!}} |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Why, thank you, young man!}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|No, thank you for failing our future generations with your donation. I mean seriously, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?}} |
| − | {{L|Sadie| |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Well, actually, I...}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[imitates Sadie]'' "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about ''[gasps]'' this lamp?! It's ''[sarcastically]'' perfect!"}} |
| − | {{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How |
+ | {{L|Sadie|Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|Next |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws the lamp]''}} |
| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[catches the lamp in his face]'' Hey, nice pass, Squidward!}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|Uh |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?}} |
| − | {{L|Man| |
+ | {{L|Man|Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|Right. This actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I' |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Right. This plate is actually ''not'' meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.}} |
| − | {{L|Man| |
+ | {{L|Man|Uh, okay.}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|''[ |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out]'' Uh-huh. ''[rubs it on his bottom]'' Interesting. ''[skids around on plate]'' This is a promising sign. Yep. ''[hits plate on man's head several times]'' You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.}} |
{{L|Man|Really?}} |
{{L|Man|Really?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|No. ''[throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]''}} |
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{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
{{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to the plate]''nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|Next |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Next. ''[throws sock]''}} |
| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it]'' A four-striped sock! Incredible!}} |
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} |
{{L|Timecard|2 hours later...}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[runs to the time capsule with a rock]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.}} |
| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?}} |
| − | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|After you then!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Thank you my good man |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Thank you, my good man.}} |
| − | {{L|Squidward|Sorry, Patrick. But, there's no way I'm letting you put your dumb rock in the time capsule. I've allowed some seriously ridiculous items today, but this is where I draw the line. Do you under- ''[Patrick is gone]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Alright, Rocky, you're going bye bye now.}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|Oh no you don't! ''[Squidward and Patrick fight over the rock and the rock falls on the wooden floor and the wood catapults SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward into the time capsule, which closes]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|You know, that didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|What didn't? Hey, a yo-yo! ''[plays with yo-yo]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Patrick, you're really good at that!}} |
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| − | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And thank you so much for all of your constributions! So are ya ready to put this thing in the ground?! ''[crowd cheers]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|Curse that Krabs and his cheering crowds! Big whoop a stupid time capsule.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But, before we do, I'd like to make a constribution of my own. A copy of the Krabby Patty formular!}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|''[eye becomes bottle-shaped]'' There it is! The one element that can turn this old bucket of steel into busseling world famous eatery! ''[laughs evily]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the formula in the time capsule]'' Okay, send her down! ''[time capsule gets buried]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[throws a card in a net]'' He shoots...he scores!}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|''[shoves SpongeBob off]'' GET OFF ME! ''[tries to get out]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, it looks like fun!}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|WE JUST GOT BURIED ALIVE YOU IDIOTS!!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|I know, but what are you doing?}} |
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| − | {{L|''[Bubble Transition]''}} |
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| − | {{L|''[everyone cheering]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Who's ready to eat a krabby patty, because all that waiting in line has gotten you hungry!? ''[crowd cheers. Everyone enters the Krusty Krab as Plankton laughs evily]''}} |
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| − | {{L|scene cuts to time capsule]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. What should we do for the next 50 years?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Well, I'm just gonna hang here, maybe get a kelp soda later.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, we can't go anywhere. We're stuck here until they open the time capsule in 50 years.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|''[shocked]'' What'll we do until then?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|We've got 50 years worth of stuff to play with! ''[finds a game]'' Ooh! It's our favorite game!}} |
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| − | {{L|Both|Pretzel Pals!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ''[lays the game out]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, yes, now where did we leave off?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|I believe my left hand was on red.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|My right foot was on blue.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Forehead on yellow.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Left foot on green.}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|That's it, this game is OVER!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, SpongeBob, what do you think Bikini Bottom will look like in the future?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob images his future in a chrome area]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Future Fish|Hello, mystery person. During your absence, our society has achieved numerous advances. We're sure you'll find it to be quite impressive. ''[he and SpongeBob get teleported to a water fountain]'' Well?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a water fountain for ''short'' people! What will the future come up with next? ''[SpongeBob's future ends]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Not bad, SpongeBob! Not bad! I dream of a town with the perfect converse and irrigation. ''[imagines his future]'' Not to mention the breathtaking views.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Sounds dreamy, Patrick. What do you think the future will be like, Squidward?}} |
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| − | {{L|''[Squidward imagines his future]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Future Squid|''[holding up Squidward's painting]'' This art enbodies the soul that our society has lost. And it is here. ''[the Krusty Krab is shown]'' The location of the suffering that insired that art that we place the Squidward Tentacles Memorial Mueseum! ''[Squidward's house is dropped in place of the Krusty Krab; the other squids cheer]''}} |
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| − | {{L|''[scene transitions to the present with Squidward smiling]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward? Squidward?}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|''[uses his mining drill and burrows towards the time capsule]'' Yes! Now to extract the secret recipe. ''[the mining drill extends its arms, holding and wedge and hammer]'' Careful. Careful. ''[it hits the wedge and Squidward gets knocked out]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Eighteen Bikini Bottom, nineteen Bikni Bottom, TWENTY! Ready or not, here we...''[they both spot Squidward]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, Squidward, but we've already had that place figured out. ''[finds a can of shaving gel]'' Whipped cream! ''[eats cream and spits it out]'' Ugh! This whipped cream tastes awful! ''[reads off can]'' "Shaving gel". ''[a drill drills through and creates a hole in the can causing the shaving gel to land on Patrick's face]'' I've always wanted a beard!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Me too! ''[both laugh as SpongeBob sprays shaving gel on his face]'' How about you, Squidward? ''[sprays a beard on Squidward's face]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|''[wakes up and moans]'' Has it been 50 years already? ''[looks in the mirror and notices the beard]'' Yes! I knew I'd still be hot!}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|''[sneaks inside]'' Secret recipe, where are you? Aha!}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|Hello future! ''[escapes through the hold Plankton made and up to the surface; laughs]'' Yes! Huh? Where's my museum? The future the same as my old pathetic life! Forget this, I'm waiting another 50 years! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick watch as he stomps away]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|Finally, the krabby patty secret recipe! ''[laughs evily]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|''[stomps on Plankton, causing him to swallow the bottle]'' Wake me up when my life doesn't stink!}} |
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| − | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket; Plankton is sitting on the toilet grunting]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Karen|Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.}} |
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| − | {{L|Plankton|Quiet, Karen. Just send me more prunes.}} |
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Revision as of 12:43, 8 November 2014
Template:EpisodeTr/145a
- [opening shot of the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: [singing] ♪Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, love cookin' me some Krabby Patties! Feedin' all the children and the mommies and the daddies! Love servin' up the most delicious dish, but before I can, gotta add a little of this!♪ [takes tartar sauce bottle but it's empty] Hmm, time to refill the tartar sauce. [goes to a large tartar sauce bucket but it's empty] Empty! I thought I'd never see the day. "Use on or before the date printed below." [gasps] This can has been here for 50 years. That's longer than me! (SpongeBob gets on his knees, bows down to the large tartar sauce bucket, and then gets back up) Oh, important Krusty Krab relic, what shall we do with ye?
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, throw that trash out and get back to work!
- SpongeBob: Trash? Oh, but, Mr. Krabs, this should be in a museum for future generations to enjoy.
- Mr. Krabs: [gets an idea] Hmm. Future generations, huh?
- [Bubble transition]
- Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab Time Capsule Spectacular! That's right! In 50 years, your donated treasures will be honored for future generations to enjoy! [to SpongeBob and Squidward] All right, you guys got donations covered, right?
- SpongeBob: Sir, yes, sir!
- Squidward: Whatever.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna go ahead and take care of souvenirs!
- [Nat brings a toaster]
- SpongeBob: The peoples of the future must see this, so they will know how we toasted bread in the before time. So that they can understand the...
- Squidward: Garbage. That'll be a $5 contribution fee. [SpongeBob puts the toaster in the time capsule]
- Mr. Krabs: And there's your commemorative time capsule key chain. That'll be $49.57.
- Billy: But, this thing's made out of rusty old paper clips and cardboard!
- Mr. Krabs: All right. You drive a hard bargain. I'll throw in a coupon for one free ice cube in a purchase of any large cola at the Krusty Krab. What do ya say?
- Billy: [takes coupon] Deal!
- [Mr. Krabs puts the money away in his shell and sighs]
- [Sadie brings a lamp]
- SpongeBob: What a beautiful lamp, ma'am, so ornate, essential for night time reading.
- Sadie: Why, thank you, young man!
- Squidward: No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?
- Sadie: Well, actually, I...
- Squidward: [imitates Sadie] "Hmm. Oh, whatever shall I donate to the time capsule? Golly, this is hard! How about [gasps] this lamp?! It's [sarcastically] perfect!"
- Sadie: Wow, you're good. How did you know all that? Are you like a psychic? Oh, oh, oh! Tell me what I'm thinking!
- Squidward: Next. [throws the lamp]
- SpongeBob: [catches the lamp in his face] Hey, nice pass, Squidward!
- [Bubble transition; a strange man brings a plate]
- Squidward: Uh-huh. Tell me, what do you know about this plate?
- Man: Uh, it works good when I eat stuff.
- Squidward: Right. This plate is actually not meant to be eaten on. Now with your permission, I'd like to perform a few tests to verify its authenticity.
- Man: Uh, okay.
- Squidward: [starts teething on plate. Sucks it up his nose and takes it out] Uh-huh. [rubs it on his bottom] Interesting. [skids around on plate] This is a promising sign. Yep. [hits plate on man's head several times] You hear that plate-hitting-skull sound? It's definitely authentic. And I would price it conservatively in today's market at $250.
- Man: Really?
- Squidward: No. [throws plate away and SpongeBob catches it; he breaths heavily]
- [Bubble transition]
- SpongeBob: [to the plate]nYou are the crown jewel of the time capsule!
- Squidward: Next. [throws sock]
- SpongeBob: [gasps. He catches the sock and drops the plate, breaking it] A four-striped sock! Incredible!
- Timecard: 2 hours later...
- SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. I think that's everyone.
- Patrick: [runs to the time capsule with a rock] SpongeBob! SpongeBob, did I make it? I brought my favorite rock to donate to the time thinger.
- SpongeBob: Ooh, are you sure you can part with it, Patrick?
- Patrick: Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices.
- SpongeBob: After you then!
- Patrick: Thank you, my good man.